Whats the gayest thing you've ever done Sup Forums

Whats the gayest thing you've ever done Sup Forums

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Be on call to blow my cousin and be his bitch just about whenever he wanted when we were younger

High school used to get high and give my friend bj's all the time. He was pretty big. The first time I went for it I jokingly said I would and he pulled down his shorts and I grabbed his dick through his boxer briefs once he was hard whipped it out and went to town. His car, his room, outside on his dock anywhere

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Suck a few dicks from craigslist.

Smallowed twiced...both times were in public places.

>Found young twink on grindr
>went to his place
>Made out, he sucked me, I fucked his butt
>came buckets, went home

That was pretty gay.

Let my best friend dress me up in video games and then fuck me like a little bitch

Hooked up on cl a couple times.

Any stories?

>>Had a coworker who asked me if i ever had gay moments
>>tell her yes and she asks what it was
>>tell her a hob nob story about how i put a cucumber into a donut hole with added adjectives of lude quality
>>she now thinks im gay and often likes to undress when I come over just from pure comfort
>>wonder if i should tell her that story was a lie...

A few

fucked your mom

greentext some stories?

>to sum up: got gayzoned

Let's hear them

I was at a porn store and saw that there was a video booth section in the back. I heard about them before, but that was the first place I ever went to that actually had them. That's also when I saw my first glory hole. The hole was large enough to where a hand was sticking out through the hole, grabbed my crouch, unzipped my pants, and pulled my cock over to the hole. Who ever it was sucked my cock until I exploded in their mouth. I left right after that. Pretty sure it had to be a guy, because I saw several guys wandering around that booth area, and didn't see any ladies at all.

>had someone I was submissive to over email
>influenced me to become a sissy
>used to make me call him daddy
>made me drink my cum
>made me watch strictly gay porn

Sucked on my cousins cock when we were younger i came once in his mouth

OP's mom has big floppy droop penis,

have the sick obsession of fucking with people through manipulation and altered information.

>sees my skin is orange and my hair made of spaghetti

When I was 12, my best friend and I used to compare erections. It never went any further than that. Even though I feel 98% hetero, I sometimes regret we didn't experiment any further than that. But it was still kind of a cool discovery period for us both, it never went any further than "hey look at my stiffy"

>Drinking after work
>Head to another bar
>Other co workers there
>Coworker bets me a sandwhich I won't give a handjob to the flamboyant gay coworker
>drunk as fuck
>agree
>gay boy whips it out mid bar
>gives the handjob
>still haven't gotten my sandwich
>feelsbadman.jpegp
>Still get made fun of for it

My friend and I sucked each other's dicks a few times when we were 10

I bottom for hot guys and daddys on Grindr or CL alot

on his dock, does that make you sea-worthy now? perhaps a qualified..

>seaman?

showed my ass on b, even stuck a banana in there and posted pics

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Used to watch porn together as young teens, spent the night at each other's houses all the time since we lived close. Eventually one night I asked him if he wanted to use my mouth instead of his hand. He let me, and I sucked his dick while he watched porn until he pulled out and came on himself. I got addicted to being submissive for him, and he started having me over for the night all the time. I'd blow him in the shower, in the living room, I'd ask him if I could suck his cock while he played ps2, and he'd let me undo his pants and rest his controller on my head while I stripped naked and deepthroated him. One of My favorites was when he would pin me down with his legs on my shoulders and fuck my face on his bed. And in return, he'd rim me and tease my ass and drive me wild to get back on my knees and take another load whenever he felt like it.

Me and my best friend at the time used to suck each other off between the ages of 11 and 14.
I'm straight now though.
Wish I could be gay sometimes tbh, would be way easier to get sone succ and fucc.

Let a bi guy suck me off alot. when I lived in Apts. He would give me head when I would get blue balled by girls and hold me over until they would give in and give me pussy. I was 24 he was 33 and gave amazing head. Never did anything else. I knew it wouldn't be any more then head and no one would find out. He just walked up to me when I was walking up the stairs and started talking and just tould me that if I needed help with my sexual frustrations to let him know. I got serious blue balled one night the girl I was after kept talking about coming over and fucking. She.was flashing her tits letting me feel her up fingering her on the date we went on and at the end of the night she was like ok tonight was fun see you tomorrow. My balls were aching so bad after that it was hurting to walk. So with even a question in my mind I knocked on his door and asked for a blow job. I took one step in the door. Shut the door he dropped to his knees and he gave me the best blow job I've ever had. No regrets at all. I couldn't let that happen with anyone else but him. It's weird but he moved still have his number but I have no desire too text him. But if he lived close to me I would be knocking on his door at least once a weekend.

Went home to go to bed with my gay house mate. Ended up taking a lot of mdma and getting touchy feely. Not ten minutes later we're both naked in the kitchen, him on his knees sucking me off. Because we were so fucked on the mdma we couldn't cum and just sucked , wanked and fucked each other for hours. Awkward morning, ha.

One random day I just get these urges. Posted ad on Craigslist looking for cock sucker. Find one, lives in secluded tiny home in the woods. Very reluctant as first, but the urge was to strong. Go over, pull my cock out and feed him my load and leave. I was disgusted at first, but for some reasons kept coming back. It's been almost four years now and I still oo over every once in awhile to get serviced. I still don't even know his name. But fuck it, shits legit.

im a free prostitute for all the men in my area of the town i live in
> often throw orgys/ gang bangs

as many details as possible pls.

>freshman year of college
>at some rave party
>drunk as fuck
>rolling face
>suddenly separated from the crew i came in with
>just go with it
>drinking and toking throughout the night
>getting pretty fucked up
>starting to brown out
>dancing with someone
>they have a phat ass and they're grinding it on me
>black void
>come out of it
>standing up in the bathroom leaning against the sink
>someone is sucking my dick
>close my eyes and my head rolls back
>head snaps and jolts and i look down
>pants are down around my ankles
>someone is definitely sucking my dick
>reach out to touch it's head and run my fingers through long hair
>hair comes away
>it's a wig
>some little fucking twinky boi is giving me the most enthusiastic succ ever
>but maybe that was just the drugs talking
>head rolls back again and i can feel it building up in my balls
>the pressure
>tell the ceiling im gonna cum
>hear him giggle
>then explode in his mouth
>can hear him struggling with it
>but he takes it
>look down and my load is streaming over his lips down his chin and neck
>swallows it all after a moment or two
>deep kiss on the lips
>that didnt taste like anything lel, i remember thinking to myself
>puts his number in my cell
>go back to party mode and keep on drinking
>get mad fucked up
>don't even remember it until two days later
>was out of commission all day sunday didnt leave my room
>suddenly the memory comes up out of the void
>dicc becomes diamonds
>eventually start texting, chatting him up
>comes over sometimes when we're both free and sucks my dick
>he was def the phat ass i was dancing with too in the early brown out
>nice for cuddles and shit

and thats probably not even the gayest thing ive done lel

Gayest thing I've ever done? Uhm... been fucked?

you're a straight up faggot

Yeah same here it's not that big of deal really just blow jobs.

TFW no femboy to ravage

Masturbated to gay fantasies

Probably not even considered gay to most. Let an ex of mine who was more into women than men shove shit up my ass and blow me, more often than not though my legs would get weak and id just enjoy it. Was legit when I could stay up.

never been with a guy, found a clean guy on CL who wants to fuck me in the ass. Told him I'd get a hotel room and basically let him dominate me all night.

Should I do it? Is getting fucked in the ass any good?

pic related his cock

lmao you are also in that trap thread

Hit on by another male when I was 16, eventually caved and sucked his cock and bottomed.

Hit on by 40 yo man when I was 16, eventually caved and sucked his cock and bottomed.

Hit on by college roommate when I was 20, eventually caved and sucked his cock and bottomed.

Hit on by TWO old guys, like 60-70 old, when I was 24, eventually caved and sucked their cocks and bottomed.

I prefer women, but I like sex so much I'll pretty much do anything.

When I was 14 I went away to camp for two weeks, and shared a dorm with 5 other guys between 14-17.

Within about 4 days we were rubbing each other off, and by the end of the week we were pretty much having orgies. The oldest guy there had a thong his gf gave him, and once he told me to wear it while he fucked me. I fell asleep in his arms wearing his gf's thong with my ass leaking out his cum.

Haven't done anything with guys since

Getting fucked in the ass feels good if you do it right. Otherwise it feels like you have to shit and you're incredibly bored.

what's 14 year old dicc like?

what makes it good/bad? preparation?
I've had a dildo up my ass once to try it, felt pretty good i guess.

I posted the ad for an anal virgin looking to get fucked, but to be honest i kinda want to just suck him off.

He showed me papers that he was tested this month, and he said he wants to eat me out.

Got fucked and sucked cock

Not much.
>When I was little I'd play "motorcycle" with my brother which was basically dry humping.
>I'd lay down and he'd pretend I was a motorcycle and lay on top of me.
>I'd make motorcycle noises and he'd lean like he was on a motorcycle sharply and sometimes jump up and down because it would be like he hit a bump.
>I didn't understand gay shit at that age but only reason I did it is because I felt his dick through his pants bumping and rubbing against my ass. >Every once and awhile it would bump into my asshole and that shit feltgoodman.jpg

Got older, we stopped doing it, and now I look back at it like wtf man?

Most gay shit is me wishing things would happen. I had one friend who slept over another friend of mine's house and he got in trouble because he took the mom's camera and snapped pictures of his dick. Really wish I was there so I could have seen the pics and maybe deleted them so he wouldn't have gotten in trouble. That same friend would sleep over my house and sleep in an extra bed next to mine basically naked except for white briefs. We were middle schoolers but he was held back some grades so he had a nice big bulge way bigger than mine. Wish I would have tried something and see if he would have responded back but I was too shy.

Another friend was a closet homo redneck twink. Fuck I wish we would have done something. He left his phone charging at my house to go to the store and come back real quick. A lot of the girls thought he was hot so I wanted to see if he got any nudes from them. I checked his pictures and there were just pictures of him. Dick pics, flexing his abs, pics of him doing weird shit like putting his foot in his own mouth, and fingering himself. Shit turned me on though I wish I would've saved them to my phone but I didn't know how to use blackberry phones so I didn't want to send them to my phone and leave it open so he could see I sent them. Later learned that he unironically pulled my brother aside and asked him if he'd suck his dick. My brother was just like no bro i'm not that way. Wish it was me. I'd have been on my knees right then and there sucking on that veiny cock.

Essentially we used to suck each others' dicks on the weekend when we would have sleepovers.
Vidya, movies, sucking each others dicks.

Maybe I should clarify.

I let a classmate use me after getting turned on at a bar doing a choir trip.

>payed my taxes
it was super gay

Friend made me dress up

Did any of you cum? What age? Quickshots, small penises, oddly timed boners, accidental ejaculations, swallowing/spitting? etc.

made my friend put on high heel sandals and tread all over me whilst we were both high on speed

Me and a friend showed each other our cocks

He knew I liked feet, and he would tease me with them all time. He put them in or on my face all the time.

Yeah nah, not gonna fuel your fap.

Be me, 29yo, fuckig a 15 yo girl, she ask me for a dildo, wanna train her asshole to anal sex, dildo arrive wednesday, we wil met sunday afternoon, be curius, put some anal lude in my ass, and star usin the dildo, feelgoodman.jpg next week order a new dilgo for my personal use.

>choir trip
faggot

When I was in middle school both my parents worked and I used to go to my neighbours house after school and hang out because he worked from home and had a pool. I had sex with him almost every school day for 7 or 8 months until my family moved.

brah... not cool brah

stayed on Sup Forums for longer than a year

MOAR ASS

become bisexual

one time i fit an entire lint roller handle up my asshole

In high school I had a secret boyfriend. We were on the baseball team together.

>Had an obviously gay teenage waiter hitting on me
>Pretended to go to the washroom
>Instead found him and slipped him my #
>He texts me a couple hours later
>We meet up, drive around for a bit
>He's blowing me while I drive
>End up pulling over on some dirt road
>Fuck him in the ass on my truck's tailgate
>Sucked his small dick a bit too, really liked it
>10/10 experience
>TFW married but still want to have random gay sex with a younger guy again

Never should have deleted his number out of guilt. Perfect twink.

Wife's pussy is starting to get wrinkly / warn out looking... just doesn't do much for me anymore. Younger, tighter girls are too fucking retarded to deal with. Ahhh.

paederast

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Eat billede til myrer.

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fone hjem jeg gaette

pretty vanilla but jacking of to two guys rimming

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K.
You're in this thread tho.

Fuck and creampie my step brother's pocket pussy while looking at his cock pics I found.

Me and best friend from school decided to give eachother "bro jobs", opened straight porn, got hard, he sucked me off, i sucked him off.. and yep, cant say i am proud of it or necessarily regret it either

Also would probably do it again as a free way to just get off, wouldn't ever do anything else aside from bj for bj

>Fucked my stepbrother when we were like 12
>continued till we were 14

i blow my roommate so that i can pay less in rent money

>he doesnt know i like it

>I was 17 pretending to be 18
>guy over 30 saus he wants me to fuck him on a gaychat site
> offers me money
> what the hell im doing the fucking how bad can it be
>blowjobskills 8/10
>but then he went on all fours
>i put on a condom and started fucking him
>smell shit as im fucking
>change positions because I cant handle the smell
>instant regret when I came eventually
>never doing gay shit again

let a hitchhiker cum on my face

Trap friend asked me for dick pic.
Got carried away, ended up sending him 2 videos in exchange for a few pics.
Still have em, but not sharing, sorry fam.

Pardon grammar, high as fuck.

Sauce on pic?

Played Halo PC with a controller

>inb4 kys faggot

Super little, sucked my friend's cock and dry humped each other before we really knew what it was.

Tried to bone my brother.

Guy cousin and I did truth or dare a lot. Jerked off together and got naked but nothing gay.

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Do you think all gay people are going to hell or just most of them?

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everyone's going to hell who ain't got Jesus m8

(502)-656-2513 hit me up for sexy chat with trap

Not sure if this counts or not...
But when I was like 13 or 14 I used to watch my neighbors house in the summer while they were on their family vacation.
Several times a day I would sneak over there and have the dog knot my ass.
Sometimes it would be like 20 minutes before it finally popped out.
Does that count?

check me out on youporn if your gay and into kinda chubby young guys @smallcocksissy

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
CARLOS GET OUT!

actually thats not bad, i'd hit that

That is so fucking hot

I was in high school and was playing beer pong with some good friends. Of course late in the night we were all hammered and stoned, so me and one of my buddies decided to go to his room since our other 2 friends were passed out. Moments later, he was grabbing my head and bobbing it on his thick cock, I was so cross faded it felt so hypnotic, and sooner or later he came in my mouth and went to sleep. I continued to suck his dick every once in a while when we got high until we graduated

Friend who was clearly gay was in town visiting family. I invited him over to chill and play games, but he showed up late so I was already half lit on shitty beer. I was in my pjs and had half a stiffy cuz I always mess around with my dick while I'm on the couch. After like 5 minutes of setting up the TV he just ripped my pjs off and planted his mouth on my cock. Keep in mind I was a virgin at the time. I was stunned and kind of horrified but it was the best bj of my life. After a few min he stood up and said it was my turn. I kneed obediently in front of him and laughed, I was thinking "wow I'm going to suck a cock? really?" but who cares... so I went for it. It tasted and smelled odd but I got into it. Pretty soon he turned me around, told me to kneel on the couch, leaning over the back of the couch. He fucked me bareback slowly for a bit. My dick was soft but I was moaning uncontrollably. It was actually way louder than I thought... Even with my limp dick I started cumming, it basically ran out of my cock instead of squirting. I came so much, it was like he was milking it out of me. Finally he came in me, which was good because it got pretty sore after a bit. He decided to stay the night so we could play some more.