Boy do I have a story for you guys.
>Be me.
>Shooting my load into plastic bottles because it holds the smell of dank cum better than a rag.
>Slowly fill a bottle up with cum over a few months.
>Smells what I can only assume the inside of a fat Italian man's ass smells like.
>Put it on my bedside table so I can take trophy pics and then throw it away.
>4AM
>Throat is unreasonably dry.
>Grab the first bottle I see in the dark.
>Take a huge chug
>MFW it's not water.
>Immediately vomit.
(cont.)
Post bottle pics
What is the meaning of this?
I'm the one keking you not the other way around.
Thanks by the way that now I have to fuck some randos instead of you or someshit. Really makes the wait worthwhile
only worthy post
(cont.)
>Trip over random trash laying in my room.
>Cum bottle is still in my hand.
>Squeeze bottle when I hit the ground.
>MFW several month old cum flies onto my face.
>Immediately vomit again.
>Try to find cleaning supplies, but realize I don't own any.
> Decide to just leave the apartment.
> I shower, open a window and then head over to my parents place.
> Parents don't question it because I do it all the time.
> 2 weeks later I got a call from the police.
> Ask me when the last time I was in my apartment.
> Tell them I've been gone for a month.
> Tell me that something must've got in through the window and died. They also told me if I was lying I would be going to jail.
> Tell them I'm not lying because I'm white and they'll believe me.
> Apartment ends up giving me back my deposit because they have to have the whole room redone because of the smell.
> Insurance covered some of the stuff I left in there.
>Get to live back at home again.
All in all 10/10, would cum in bottles again.
I had it ready for when I woke up tomorrow afternoon. I never got the pic :/. I only have one with 2 or 3 loads right now....
Post it
...
Gonna need a time stamp
rub it on your face, trips man
How many levels of semen saving are you on?
requesting the pics of the guy that was saving semen in over 6 liters of semen
Yeah, he used to visit Sup Forums every year for christmas
> be op
> come up with idea for great story
> hear about cum jar and the like ans want to become 3chin famous
> grab water bottle and pump two or three nuts into it to look realistic
> post it on the interwob
why would you lie on the internet?
Why would I lie? I've been busting nuts into bottles for a long time. Usually I throw them out after a couple, but every now and then I try and see how far I can fill it. I just had a series of unfortunate events one time.
I'll do it for trips
Roll
Rolland
You stayed at your parents house for 2 weeks because your apartment had semen on the floor?
Also, how are you still alive?
Reroll
still want to lick it up :(