I used to be in movies y'know

>I used to be in movies y'know

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>now I'm Hollywood's go-to stunt master and have my own stunt academy

did he ever do a chinese sir bili-esque type of movie?

so how do you make time stop?

>unsubstantial, pointless cynicism
you are failing yourself

Chinese Zodiac

fuck this communist party bootlicker

Seems people that know him say he's a huge asshole. Never would have figured it.

He's a terrible father.

DELETE THIS

why does he still do movies even though he is making fat stacks of money off the drug trade?

Looks like he's got the flu or something. Quick someone recommend some good Chan movies that I probably haven't seen. No time to explain go now.

it helps him casting couch all of the young asian rising talent

Rush Hour 4

He's literally a boss of the triads

to funnel money out of China same way wolf of wallstreet did with m'laysia

that's a bretty good album, though

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Slick ruse. Made me check

Where do I sign up for stunt academy? Bing isn't giving me anything. Do I get to meet Jackie? I'm white

>punished jackie chan

All martial arts actors are massive picks.
It just goes with the job.

uh,armor of god, snake in eagles shadow, dragons forever

Jackie Chan movies are fucking dope and I wish kung-fu movies would make a come back

I would kill for another Wheels on Meals

are you lost, sir? Do you have a number we can call to get you home?

Nice, thanks anonymous internet guy.

He's on the highest paid actors list every year. He's worth at least a billion dollars

A billion isn't that much in 2016

Shit, I thought that was Roman Polanski from a distance.

Watch your language around here, boy.
I won't tolerate profanity on my board.

i think you mean a birrion dorrars

How far away from your monitor do you browse Sup Forums?

that's the japanese, you retard

inb4 whatever

>Hong Kongese
>shills non-stop for the PRC

About a foot

And he'd still kick your fat beta ass while holding a baby and running up a ladder.

>former Mr Universe competitor
>former manly man sex symbol
>fucking James Bond
time is the ultimate asshole

Look how far he has fallen. He doesn't deserve this.

Actually he looks pretty good for 86. A lot of octogenarians can't even stand up straight or walk down the street.

>holding a baby and running up a ladder.
Ladders really are stuntkino

I'm pretty sure that's not Japanese.

Also all Asians have trouble with l's and r's. Korean, Japanese, Chinese, and Vietnamese do not distinguish between r and l the way western languages do.

his eyes worry me
its like he literally doesnt know where he is

He needs to play more wise old masters like he did in Karate Kid. Awesome acting performances from him and Smith

And that picture is years old now, too. He likely looks substantially worse.

>demands a lot from people who work with him
>"THE GUYS SUCH AN ASSHOLE!"

wtf? I hate Jackie Chan now!

I've never heard about this, can you link me to something?

>Wimbledon 2016
>still doesn't know where he is

The japanese use the R world consistently. The chinese only use ARR (like a pirate), they can't pronounce it like the japanese. So, they say L. Check your facts.

He's probably just looking at something that annoys him. Then again he usually looks grumpy.

I saw a video of him last year where he was talking about a play or something that he saw and I wanted to cry. His voice is so weak and you can barely understand him.

this is connery now

if my son did drugs id also abandon him
>"b-b-b-b-but"
nice argument retard

By dying.

I still can't get over the fact that they had Polanski's character rectally violate Chan and Tucker i Rush Hour 3.

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I'd prefer to not die

damn 1 year did a killer on him

Keep using your brain then. He's gotten like that because he probably has spent his latest sane years sitting on a couch watching tv

Is there anything worse than aging?

wasting your most precious years doing absolutely nothing but post on a pakistani image board

Not having lived your life before dying.

chuck norris looks pretty good, although it's weird to see him without his iconic beard

DO ONE MORE MOVIE. YOU CAN DO ONE MORE.

arnold is still looking pretty good for someone that turns 69 this year

WAN BIWWIAN DOWAHS
Better?

and stallone at 70 looks good also (because of steroids)

>2016
>still no one with the potential to become the next jackie chan

But seriously, what's this I'm hearing about Jackie being a triad boss and getting into drugs?

Chevy Chase hasn't aged at all

this. i want to know what the fuck everyone is talking about

the triads provided the money for chan to make his movies.

Why would you "live your life"?
It's pointless

Nah.

WAN BILLEON DOLARRS

They say the L's, but differently. I'm getting maximum autismo in here.

wait no, hold up, isn't that what lead to Bruce Lee's death?

Life is all you have. You must take advantage of it. Inb4 other worlds, it's unknown and unlikely.

Can't wait to see you in your 60's, assuming your clogged heart doesn't give out before then.

how does his nose appear smaller now than when he was young? doesnt that thing grow non stop?

It doesn't. Lighting and different facial expression.

All Asians sound the same anyways

Whatever

bruce lee had something in his brain that caused his dead didn't it?

I feel like I know him from somewhere, what movies did he do?

wow you got me so mad right now, I might just commit suddoku

I mean that is the official report, there was huge speculation though. But there was an incident where the triad replaced a blank in a gun with a real bullet and tried to kill him on set during one of his movies. Game of Death is a lot more real than you would think.

So? That doesn't make him a mafia boss does it?

GOAT album

That's fucking brutal you know

he is an actor,not a banker

Arnold was a fucking god

Lies.

celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/jackie-chan-net-worth/

>Jackie Chan net worth: $300 Million

Eh, he's doing fine in the JUSTice scale.

he's huge in china

>doing pretty good

Those are his earnings from Hollywood.

>dominated Mr Universe super hard
>dominated Action movies forever
>dominated politics
>now old, he spends his time doing what ever he wants videos and driving his tank on his ranch
Arnold is one of the biggest Winners in modern history

Speaking of James Bond...

its almost like age makes you slow down

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remember that kiner...user?

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>85 years old
>born 1 month apart from Leonard Nemoy

This is the god master of aging. His prime went to shit fast, but old age is holding strong.