I few months ago I started a new hobby. Basically you hatch bird eggs inside bottles, and feed them until they grow full-size. They can't escape but they survive if you take care of them. I plan to start selling them to tourists but idk if it's illegal or anything.
What does Sup Forums think about my idea?
As you can see they're quite healthy, but if they die you can just throw the bottle in the trash.
bait/10
how egg in bottle
these are animal smugglers using bottles with the bottoms cut out of to make a ton of birds more manageable to be smuggled across a border.
this way the birds can still breathe but they cant flap around or whatever.
Why are the ends cut off the bottles?
>time machine
>rotton.com
>bonsai kitty?
>1999!
If this is for real...
MMMOOOOOOOODDSSS FFBBIIII HEELPP
If you are for real
TARD WRANGLERS WHERE ARE YOU
Googled this, and can confirm.
Also, OP sucks mega dicks.
You could at least try to be original, user. The whole pet in a bottle have been done in a much more convincing way.
2/10
Watch me after class
You know peta is going to freak the fuck out.
The hippies might praise you for reusing plastic bottless.
lmfao this is the most retarded thing I have seen all night, actually made me laugh irl. Thankyou OP. You are doing gods work.
very gently.
At least it's original bait.
>"FBI pls, some goy is putting birds in bottles"
>"This is a matter of national security! FBI on the case!!"
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I eat the birdshit btw
At the very least, modify the image properties before posting bad bait.
>Original
wouldnt it just be easier to take the eggs?
I remember thinking "how could there be so many stupid people on the planet?" but there they were.
I hope you die painfully over years
I hope this is bait cause if not you are literally mentally retarded.
Dude....Are you fucking serious?
good idea OP!
reported you to local authorities while this thread continues to stay up your ip will be easy traced. Enjoy jail time and like those birds jail birds cant fly either.
how are this many people taking the bait
idk if everyone is falling for this shit or its just one elaborate joke to troll everyone else into thinking theyre falling for this shit
Lol fuck off nigger. You think I can't tell that's an adhesive googly eye?
Ooh, is this like Bonsai kittens?
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They will drown in their own shit.
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Poor birbs
retard lmao. one of the "birds" in he pic literally has a stick on googly eye.
You can, biggest fish i ever caught with out bait.
>be me
>just want to shit on he side of the water with the friend of my buddys sister
>no bait because fish are disgusting
>fucking fish bites the shiny hook
>fuck
>dont want to take the fish of because its disgusting
>look like a fag
>never made my move
>10 years later haven't got laid since
How do you clean the shit out?