What is the best religion... and why is it Scientology? What is your excuse Sup Forums

What is the best religion... and why is it Scientology? What is your excuse Sup Forums

Tell me about Scientology

I'm poor as fuck

What's your theton level?

I'm intelligent...that's my excuse.

I don't have over a millions dollars in disposable income.

Also Ron L Hubbard's prose is pleb tier

L Ron Hubbard, fuck; you know what I mean

>trying this hard pretending not to be one with the universe

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Because its not, obviously its the Sup Forumsrotherhood of nod.

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roll

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>Did you knew there was a religion stating, that god created the world drunk und Sup Forums gave him the shitty ideas.

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shills pls leave

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