Hello friends. I am form India. Tell me anything you know about my beautaful country

Hello friends. I am form India. Tell me anything you know about my beautaful country

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When you tested you first nuclear weapons, you claimed it was not a weapon but a tool for terraforming and you got away with it!

People shit in the streets and you guys seem 100% okay with that.

you people shit on the streets and think it's okay.

You guys make rape look so easy. No fucking wonder it's a national pastime there.

How many women have you raped?

Love indian food, curries, tandoori chicken, naan bread...

curry shit every where makes mother russia look like its top teir

I know you work as a helpdesk person and would trade 10 cows for my wife.

Poo>loo

Do you have a peace pipe?

i just want good comments.... why u talk shit about india??????????...........If u guys were standing and talking in front of me like bad about indians ....i juat cant imagine what i would do to you...u would have admitted at hospitals for years.....remember ..u talked to me its allright ..dont ever cm to talk like this to a indian....he will break all ur bones in ur body....every shot beatings given by indianns is like lightning ....be ware u bleddy fuck guys....ok bye go fuck all ur own nation....only meant for who talk bad about india

designated shitting streets

I would prefer if you filthy desi fags stop spamming too much be it on youtube, instagram, twitter or facebook let alone phone call. We are not interested if your shits or your links.

You have alzheimers

you posted this shit tier thread last week

FOAD faggot

In Mother Russia we skull fuck you to death. You kill by dysentery

do you brown people like the m17 or m61 better

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, herpes carrying hookah smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Abhi Nishan Pajeet de Nandan. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that Asia can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Indian rivers you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to ride your grandfathers goat to Pakistan and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. India’s obsession with Trying to become a western society is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally acting white is an indian national pastime, they dress up as whites, do an impression of acting in knockoff hollywood. The CANT SHIT IN TOILETS sentiment in the average negro Indian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your asshole, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilization.
You are the Baltimore of Asia.
Go fertilise the Banyans with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Indian Cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an indian "man" provided for a family, when not coming home from his piece of shit job cleaning the shit covered river to hit his kids.
Die, Pajeet. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

stay mad, pajeet

I expect that one day your country will be a part of China

India has a higher population and higher economic growth than Mainland China

Poo, no toilets, more poo and corpses in a river, poo and for some reason you poopies consider yourselves a superpower.

Good food, though.

Paneer tikka is amazing

It smells like Kenny's place

kek

Toilet are gods

arey bhai yaha koi hindi bolne vala hai kya??

Fuck off

Your people worship toilets instead of using them.

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Chutiya

posting in "poo in da loo" thread

Shut the fuck up, you dirty nigger

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure India has the highest car accident/death rate in the entire world

you'd call me racist if i told you what i know about your "beautaful" country. you wouldn't want that, right?

this guy have it.

Tell us you faggot

You food stinks.

You aren't as productive in IT as your stereotype persists.

Your women are hot as fuck and kinky (i miss that little patel girl)

Is it true you get 10/10 indian chicks to be your sexslave for the trade of some livestocks? Gee awesome india then

Please habji confirm this first

Habji what you saying you basterd bich

tell us

mooh mei ley chutiya.....

slumdog millionaire.

Fucking pajeet, this is an english image board, not a street shitting board

>just want good comments

This is Sup Forums man

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India is good country no sheeiit i living verry gud live i make big money with IT company. You no talk bad about my country you fucker america fat i fuck you mom go eat hamburger fatfuck i eat better food anyday.

OP here its too funny. Since i am a successful IT manager in a company with double digit growth annually i can only smurk at your comments. I make easily 100k USD a year and my life is way better than the most of yours here. Thats why im calmed and amused reading your posts. Let me tell you that i definitely eat better, accommodate myself better, have better leisure and a better social life which includes sex. Now tell me again what you have to say about india.

POO IN LOO

Its like some kind of shitskin supreme gentleman. Someone tell it to stop shitting in the street.

I'm British.

We owned you.

Cat can poo in the loo.
Say, Apu, why can't you?

Dog can poo in the loo.
Can you, Apu? Can you?

Monkey, too, can poo in loo.
I say, Apu, why can't you?

Sloth is slow, slow as glue,
Yet even he can poo in loo.

Elephant is big and large,
He needs toilet size of barge.
But he is smart compared to you,
For elephant can poo in loo.

Even Slav who dumb as bricks,
And barely rub together sticks,
When needs to go, what he do?
Unlike you, he poo in loo.

Rat is small and lives on streets,
Feasting on discarded treats,
But when it's time for number two,
Even rat can poo in loo.

Lying Jew who says "Oy vey"
And cheats and steals all the day,
Yet he knows just what to do,
He takes his poo into the loo.

Dirty Frenchman smells so bad,
He thinks that soap is just a fad,
Yet he cries aloud, "Mon Dieu!"
And places poo within the loo.

The time has come for our tale to end
So let's remind our Indian friend,
Unless you're stupid you already knew,
The loo is made for you to poo.

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>successful
>browses Sup Forums
sorry you can only choose one

Chutiye... yahan kya kar raha hai tu?

rango ka tyohaar mubarak..
tumhari maa ka bhosda

Are you a paki?

your country is a complete mess between systems of the past and modern western society

>designated shitstreets
>shitty beaches

Need I say more?

>smell your left hand an lick it

I know you both shit in and drink from the Ganges.

na bhai

nah, m8. some of us have lives outside of Sup Forums. quite good ones, in fact.

India ka nam badnam kar raha hu bhosdike

This is actually quite true. While I do blame the pouring of my country for it, there are some some extreme circumstances at play which can be difficult fire someone not from here to understand.

1st we were ruled by Islamic assholes and then by britu. Both stole from us and tried their best destroy our society/culture.

Since wee got our freedom our country has been trying to play catch up. And given the time and economic state it's not a bad progress.

Kahan sey ho?

Dalits are the best Indians.

Abe chutiye, thread maine nahi banana. Ji sne vanya woh kaminey ko bol

well being an Indian and all, I am suppose to be completely offended by all comments, but I'm not. The above parts are the life lived by the very poor who don't even have the money to eat properly let alone to build a toilet to defecate. But the truth is only a small part out of huge population of India is living such kind of life where others may not be living a perfect life but we sure as hell don't poop out in nature.

They would thank you if they knew how to use the Internet.

gurugram

Abe een chutiyo ko mat samjha...

nahi bhai.. sterotypes ko mitana padega.. may be kisi ki thinking change ho jae isse.. isliye samjahana zaruri hai

Abe gudgawan bol naa... jk.

tum kaha se ho

Fucking pajeet go back to pooing in the loo

Dalit pe itni meherbaani? why so?

um, contrary to poplar believe,we dont actully have designated shitting streets,like all streets are the same,so people can shit in all streets,however some streets people shit on more.

also,we wipe with left hand becoz we eat with right hand,oh,and it is very much more hygenic than using toilet paper bcoz we clean it fully using hand+water :) if u only clean dirty part using just dry paper it don't get clean easily nd u get aids :)

Saarey sterotypes galat nahi hai. A lot of the sahi bhi hai bhai. Pehele apne logon ka chutiyapa kam karengey uske baad yeh karenge to matlab hai

its not beautiful?

Mum

>don't ever cm

I always prefered the imperial system over metric. But whatever. You can't tell me what to measure and how to measure faggot.

Fucking illiterate sub-human Hindi speaking BIMARU northies get out. REEEEEEEEE.

Aljdkowu ebkdu bdjiedb fjieu?

Abe unko lagta hai...jaise unke yahan niggers pe sab bhadkenge waise ham dalit pe bhadkenge...

Besides it doesnt happen as much as u think it does.... Yes, we still have a number of rural areas where there arent sufficient facilities, but its developing. It'll take some time.

Even the language sounds like lesbian scat porn

Yahan par kitne Indians hai? Ek banda ek hi bar reply karna.

me

what's wrong with lesbian scat porn?

Samefagging this hard. That's not even Hindi

Sjkeiu dbjeou sdo...

Skke ootpiry.

>the Baltimore of Asia

Jesus fucking Christ

You have some of the cheapest whores in the world. Also, one of the top 3 hottest wenches I've ever seen was an Indian. She looked like a Bollywood actress.

me frm Del.

Mum se.

nehimuhabatekiyahe mengkosorepodotukutape.. sukriya

names please :P

Hum Indians shitposting me sabse ache ban jayenge ek din. Mujhe pura vishwas hai!

Chup chutiye

overpoopulated as fuk

Chutiya samjha hai?

Fuck our country. I hope modi does some good shit. By the way the fuck you think you're posting this at?

I've studied India and Indian history for a number of years. I know a little Hindi and am somewhat familliar with Hinduism and other Indian religions. As well I've been studying Indian architecture and I would love to learn to cook Punjabi food but alas, the spices needed are scarce and expensive here. Unfortunately I believe that India gets a bad reputation and in the process much of its culture and incredible feats are overlooked in favour of mockery and ignorance.