Knock knock

>knock knock
>who's there?
>george washington
>george washington who?
>george washington
>GEORGE WASHINGTON WHO?
>george washington
>GEORGE. WASHINGTON. WHO?
>george washington
(3 hours later)
>srsly im george washington
>fuck it, im calling the police
>im george washington
>srsly man i have work to do
>im george washington
>IF YOU DONT GET THE FUCK OUT IM GOING TO KILL YOU, AND USE YOUR SKULL AS A CUP
>you cant kill me
>WHY?
>im dead you idiot

Conclusion: I fucking hate George Washington and I am in a mental hospital.

pic unrelated

ok

How are they treating you at the mental hospital? Did you check yourself in? Why George Washington?

Cool but computer time is over. Please proceed directly to the physicians counter to take your meds.

They're treating me very well; actually it was my psychologist who checked me in after I talking with him about; and I don't have a fucking clue why it was George Washington.

Did he just appear to you or keep bothering you or something?

Yes, he just appeared out of nowhere. I was just there, minding my own business, until he knocked the door.

Sugar treat? Sweet to eat?
Sugar treat? Sweet to eeeaat?
Sugar treeat!? Sweet to eeeaat!?
Sugaar treeeeat!! Sweet to eeeeeaaat!!
SUGAAR TREEEEEEEAAT !!!
SWEEET TOO EEEEEEEAAAAT !!!

No, thanks, I became sugarphobic after this incident.

Pot pies pot pies! Do you want some pot pies!? POT PIES POT PIES!! DO YOU WANT TO EAT SOME FUCKING POT PIES!!! EAT THESE FUCKING POT PIES POT PIES MY FUCKING POT PIIIIEEEEEESS!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the pie, user.

This pie is delicious.

EAT MY FUCKING POT PIIIIEEEEESSS!!!!

Hey, did you that George Washington was the dictator of Iraq? He told this to me in our conversation.

And is this what lead to your hospitalization?

I am a me too. Do you want to be a me? I am a me because you do you want to be a are you i am a me too?

No, user.
After the conversation, I went to a psychologist and told to him what happened. Then he put me in this mental hospital.

What the hell

I'm not a robot.

I know.

Ah I see. Well. There's something I need to tell you, user.

What do you have to tell me?

I'm George Washington.

OH MY GOD

YOU'RE EVEN HERE

...

wat

I'll always be with you. Wherever you are, I'm always near.

YOUR MOTHERFUCKER YOU DESTROYED MY LIFE

BECAUSE OF YOU ILL HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A MENTAL HOSPITAL

Don't worry. I'm alone. They can't find me here. I'm alone. Ok?

SHIT YOU'RE HERE

you're weird.

SHIT I NEED TO GET OUT

DAMN YOU GEORGE WASHINGTON

...

I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT
I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE

Don't forget. We love you.

IF YOU LOVE ME THEN HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE

FUCKING DOCTOR I NEED TO GET OUT

At the next stop sign, take a right. Take a ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
right.

Hello. This is user's psychologist, Dr. Pepe.
He is having yet another George Washington hallucination.
We don't for how many time this will continue happening, but we are doing our best.
He will take his medication and then come back.

Oh my god. What just happened?

I feel a headache.

I AM GOD

If you leave I will follow.

ARE YOU GEORGE WASHINGTON? IF YOU ARE, THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

Who are you, user?

You are just a figment of George Washingtons imagination. A piece of a dream he is having. How you've become self aware is unbeknownst to us.

Are we in the same mental hospital?

I am George Washington, child.
I am wherever you are.

user, if I were a part of George Washington's mind, I would know when the American Revolution started.

Liar, I am George Washington

Ii like to nano on me namno, mano

>pic unrelated
I doubt that

That would be correct... unless it hasn't started yet.

Wait, I know when the American Revolution started. It was in 1776. I know that. OH MY GOD I AM PART OF GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MIND!

No you're not. I am

It would have been okay if you didn't have to keep digging for answers. You've done this to yourself. We are displeased.

Good joke OP it made me actually LOL.

>pic unrelated?
You are potato

wat
Yes, it's unrelated. A potato has nothing to do with my mental issues.
If this is true, does that mean that... I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE?

What the fuck is going on

Wait... I am a potato. OH MY GOD I AM A POTATO
What is going on here, sir?

I don't know, user. But I really want to know.

Don't listen to them. YOU ARE MY SON, user! Please! Come find me! I just want to see my little boy again! So I can rest in peace...

I AM A POTATO AND GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SON?

If this is true, why did you did that with the fork?

I didn't want to let it get this far...

user... You ARE George Washington .

You have been in a coma for 11 years...
We still havent found a way to bring you back...
PLEASE COME BACK TO US, George Washington!

WAIT, I AM GEORGE WASHINGTON?
SO HOW DO I COME BACK?

You have to eat... my pot pies. YOU WANT SOME MOTHERFUCKING POT PIES YOU FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL PIECE OF POTATO?!!?!!???!!!

You dont

Yes.

Oh no

Oh no.

He will bring you his gifet of the peanuts if this ends in trips
Blessed are the chosen of george washington carver

Everything makes sense now. George Washington chose me, and now I am George Washington, and his son, and a potato!

But what's ugly on the outside was delicious on the inside. The texture of veggies was just cum. the seasoning and especially the addition of the my asshole was a hit.
We did eventually get it rolled out, but it was easy to see the puff pastry wasn't just ducks. If it wasn't 8 p.m. at this point we would have ran quick up to the store and started with a new box of grandma washgtons mice but we were just pooped on the truck w/ what we had.
I stopped by our local Safeway, picked up a rotisserie chicken and some whipping some niggers and was set to arrive home at 7:15 p.m. I was still determined to do this, (read: stubborn chicken bugs). Luckily G also loves chicken pot pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and although he was starving he agreed and offered to my favorite to be a me.
Another reason the past few weeks have just been crazy so a dish like pot pie is more time consuming than I can pull off currently. And lastly I really wanted toEATSOMEFUCKINGPOTPIESGODDAMNYOU!!!!!!!
Lesson Learned: Don't defrost my cat in the microwave. And secondly don't try to roll all together and flatten it from my me are you a me too?

But I must get out. Ugh, how do I do this, anons?

I don't how this is related to the thread, but whatever, I MUST GET OUT!

Wait, this guy gave me a clue. At the next stop sign, go to the right.

Dammit, there are no stop signs here.

Get out of what?

I FOUND ONE!

Of wherever the hell am I.

Ok, go to the right...

Anons, if found two doors. In which I should enter?

When he wakes up you no longer exist.

IF THIS IS TRUE THEN I MUST GET OUT

Which door, Anons? FAST!

COME ON JUST SAY BLUE OR ORANGE ANONS

Blue or orange anons.

I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME ANONS

If intentions are true, enter the blue.

WHICH ONE? FAST!

Don't listen to it user it's a trick! The orange door is the right choice.

Ok, I am going to the blue door.

IM COMING FOR YOU.

No the only way out is through the blue. You know this to be true.

Really? Oh god!