>knock knock >who's there? >george washington >george washington who? >george washington >GEORGE WASHINGTON WHO? >george washington >GEORGE. WASHINGTON. WHO? >george washington (3 hours later) >srsly im george washington >fuck it, im calling the police >im george washington >srsly man i have work to do >im george washington >IF YOU DONT GET THE FUCK OUT IM GOING TO KILL YOU, AND USE YOUR SKULL AS A CUP >you cant kill me >WHY? >im dead you idiot
Conclusion: I fucking hate George Washington and I am in a mental hospital.
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Jaxson Hughes
ok
Nathan Ortiz
How are they treating you at the mental hospital? Did you check yourself in? Why George Washington?
Ryan Richardson
Cool but computer time is over. Please proceed directly to the physicians counter to take your meds.
Ethan Jones
They're treating me very well; actually it was my psychologist who checked me in after I talking with him about; and I don't have a fucking clue why it was George Washington.
Austin Jenkins
Did he just appear to you or keep bothering you or something?
Aaron Stewart
Yes, he just appeared out of nowhere. I was just there, minding my own business, until he knocked the door.
Jace Collins
Sugar treat? Sweet to eat? Sugar treat? Sweet to eeeaat? Sugar treeat!? Sweet to eeeaat!? Sugaar treeeeat!! Sweet to eeeeeaaat!! SUGAAR TREEEEEEEAAT !!! SWEEET TOO EEEEEEEAAAAT !!!
Jaxson Collins
No, thanks, I became sugarphobic after this incident.
Leo Gomez
Pot pies pot pies! Do you want some pot pies!? POT PIES POT PIES!! DO YOU WANT TO EAT SOME FUCKING POT PIES!!! EAT THESE FUCKING POT PIES POT PIES MY FUCKING POT PIIIIEEEEEESS!!!!!!!!!
Jonathan Diaz
Thanks for the pie, user.
Isaac Price
This pie is delicious.
Elijah Russell
EAT MY FUCKING POT PIIIIEEEEESSS!!!!
Juan Myers
Hey, did you that George Washington was the dictator of Iraq? He told this to me in our conversation.
Carter Lewis
And is this what lead to your hospitalization?
Carson Ross
I am a me too. Do you want to be a me? I am a me because you do you want to be a are you i am a me too?
Brody White
No, user. After the conversation, I went to a psychologist and told to him what happened. Then he put me in this mental hospital.
Lucas White
What the hell
Jeremiah Scott
I'm not a robot.
Brayden Ross
I know.
Jeremiah Lopez
Ah I see. Well. There's something I need to tell you, user.
Jayden Johnson
What do you have to tell me?
Lucas Harris
I'm George Washington.
Kayden King
OH MY GOD
Kevin Turner
YOU'RE EVEN HERE
Jose Evans
...
Thomas Ortiz
wat
Caleb Parker
I'll always be with you. Wherever you are, I'm always near.
Landon Baker
YOUR MOTHERFUCKER YOU DESTROYED MY LIFE
Cameron Cooper
BECAUSE OF YOU ILL HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A MENTAL HOSPITAL
Luke Brooks
Don't worry. I'm alone. They can't find me here. I'm alone. Ok?
John Hall
SHIT YOU'RE HERE
Justin Bailey
you're weird.
Christopher Stewart
SHIT I NEED TO GET OUT
Carson Roberts
DAMN YOU GEORGE WASHINGTON
Elijah Howard
...
Brody Miller
I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE
James Richardson
Don't forget. We love you.
Landon Lewis
IF YOU LOVE ME THEN HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE
Liam Murphy
FUCKING DOCTOR I NEED TO GET OUT
Logan Brooks
At the next stop sign, take a right. Take a ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ด็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ right.
Wyatt Cook
Hello. This is user's psychologist, Dr. Pepe. He is having yet another George Washington hallucination. We don't for how many time this will continue happening, but we are doing our best. He will take his medication and then come back.
Jose Rogers
Oh my god. What just happened?
Zachary Hughes
I feel a headache.
Grayson Murphy
I AM GOD
Jace Long
If you leave I will follow.
Brayden Murphy
ARE YOU GEORGE WASHINGTON? IF YOU ARE, THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
William Rivera
Who are you, user?
Gavin Reyes
You are just a figment of George Washingtons imagination. A piece of a dream he is having. How you've become self aware is unbeknownst to us.
Daniel Cox
Are we in the same mental hospital?
Brayden Gutierrez
I am George Washington, child. I am wherever you are.
Jace Moore
user, if I were a part of George Washington's mind, I would know when the American Revolution started.
Brody Rogers
Liar, I am George Washington
Bentley Harris
Ii like to nano on me namno, mano
Juan Peterson
>pic unrelated I doubt that
Lucas Bennett
That would be correct... unless it hasn't started yet.
Nathaniel Long
Wait, I know when the American Revolution started. It was in 1776. I know that. OH MY GOD I AM PART OF GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MIND!
Xavier Ward
No you're not. I am
Robert Gonzalez
It would have been okay if you didn't have to keep digging for answers. You've done this to yourself. We are displeased.
Grayson Cruz
Good joke OP it made me actually LOL.
Zachary Russell
>pic unrelated? You are potato
Oliver Scott
wat Yes, it's unrelated. A potato has nothing to do with my mental issues. If this is true, does that mean that... I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE?
Dominic Taylor
What the fuck is going on
Dominic Murphy
Wait... I am a potato. OH MY GOD I AM A POTATO What is going on here, sir?
Jack Anderson
I don't know, user. But I really want to know.
Christian Reyes
Don't listen to them. YOU ARE MY SON, user! Please! Come find me! I just want to see my little boy again! So I can rest in peace...
Ian Peterson
I AM A POTATO AND GEORGE WASHINGTON'S SON?
Tyler Moore
If this is true, why did you did that with the fork?
Nathaniel Diaz
I didn't want to let it get this far...
user... You ARE George Washington .
You have been in a coma for 11 years... We still havent found a way to bring you back... PLEASE COME BACK TO US, George Washington!
Ryan Lewis
WAIT, I AM GEORGE WASHINGTON? SO HOW DO I COME BACK?
Joshua Green
You have to eat... my pot pies. YOU WANT SOME MOTHERFUCKING POT PIES YOU FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL PIECE OF POTATO?!!?!!???!!!
Cooper Lopez
You dont
Austin Flores
Yes.
Adrian Lopez
Oh no
Jacob Sullivan
Oh no.
Jayden Jones
He will bring you his gifet of the peanuts if this ends in trips Blessed are the chosen of george washington carver
Robert Stewart
Everything makes sense now. George Washington chose me, and now I am George Washington, and his son, and a potato!
Anthony Gray
But what's ugly on the outside was delicious on the inside. The texture of veggies was just cum. the seasoning and especially the addition of the my asshole was a hit. We did eventually get it rolled out, but it was easy to see the puff pastry wasn't just ducks. If it wasn't 8 p.m. at this point we would have ran quick up to the store and started with a new box of grandma washgtons mice but we were just pooped on the truck w/ what we had. I stopped by our local Safeway, picked up a rotisserie chicken and some whipping some niggers and was set to arrive home at 7:15 p.m. I was still determined to do this, (read: stubborn chicken bugs). Luckily G also loves chicken pot pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and although he was starving he agreed and offered to my favorite to be a me. Another reason the past few weeks have just been crazy so a dish like pot pie is more time consuming than I can pull off currently. And lastly I really wanted toEATSOMEFUCKINGPOTPIESGODDAMNYOU!!!!!!! Lesson Learned: Don't defrost my cat in the microwave. And secondly don't try to roll all together and flatten it from my me are you a me too?
Leo Campbell
But I must get out. Ugh, how do I do this, anons?
Elijah Lopez
I don't how this is related to the thread, but whatever, I MUST GET OUT!
Hudson Thomas
Wait, this guy gave me a clue. At the next stop sign, go to the right.
Juan Rivera
Dammit, there are no stop signs here.
Jason Hall
Get out of what?
Levi Anderson
I FOUND ONE!
Connor Ross
Of wherever the hell am I.
Gabriel Diaz
Ok, go to the right...
Anthony Campbell
Anons, if found two doors. In which I should enter?
Julian Hall
When he wakes up you no longer exist.
Joshua Foster
IF THIS IS TRUE THEN I MUST GET OUT
Parker Brooks
Which door, Anons? FAST!
Hudson Wright
COME ON JUST SAY BLUE OR ORANGE ANONS
Michael Wright
Blue or orange anons.
Oliver Morgan
I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME ANONS
Juan Thomas
If intentions are true, enter the blue.
Easton Cox
WHICH ONE? FAST!
Adrian Parker
Don't listen to it user it's a trick! The orange door is the right choice.
Luke Clark
Ok, I am going to the blue door.
Ryan Lopez
IM COMING FOR YOU.
Brayden Rogers
No the only way out is through the blue. You know this to be true.