HEY Sup Forums. HOW DO YOU TALK TO GIRLS? I GET EXTREMELY NERVOUS WHEN I TALK TO THEM AND IT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE...

HEY Sup Forums. HOW DO YOU TALK TO GIRLS? I GET EXTREMELY NERVOUS WHEN I TALK TO THEM AND IT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE. I'M NOT GAY OR ANYTHING, I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW I CAN BOOST MY CONFIDENCE. CHEERS 4CHANNERS.

FUCKING ANSWER ME YOU RETARDS

start with basic interactions

avoid your niche interests as a topic

get a nice haircut and brush your teeth, you'll feel more confident

IS THAT ALL?

Go smoke a cig with her and if she's quiet you can just tell a story of what's going on in your life then let her talk

When you feel awkward just take a hit

Stop giving a fuck approach a girl, ask her name, ask some basic questions, find a topic she will not shut up about, repeatedly use her name, women love to hear that shit, don't talk too much. That's pretty much it.

I'M FROM AFGHANISTAN

theres no easy way to suddenly be comfortable around girls. Just be a normal human have a hobby youre passionate about and act like girls are normal human beings just like you (they are, faggot)

with extreme fucking difficulty. that's why god invented beer.

Make lightweight chitchat. Don't be ironic or intellectually funny, they won't get it. Talk about their shoes or the weather. Keep it real shallow. Be cheerful. Never appear needy.

This
Doesn't work if you're ugly tho
Call it a hunch, but I reckon that's prety much the main source of OP's lack of confidence and his insecurity

CAN'T DRINK BEER

19 years old faggot here, 10 girlfriends and i had sex with 9 womens only one was a one night stand not my gf. Every single one 7+/10, one was a model.
Ask me anything.

drink a coca cola then.

stop fapping

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Do you want a fucking medal?
Clearly just having meaningless loveless sex with girls to feed your ego.
Did you feel anything for any of those girls? besides 'oh great I can tell people I've had 8, 9, 10 now' If you did you wouldn't boast about them. Fucking grow up.

I'M FROM AFGHANISTAN

Well drink a fucking goats milk. also there's a button called caps lock inbetween tab and shift. might want to hit it retard.

What are you bitching about then, just fuck a goat, problem solved.

Trust me, just go for guys they're easier to talk to, easier to get in bed, and you'll have a bigger emotional connection like you couldn't imagine. All you have to do is take a light-rough dicking every now & then, and you'll probably like it anyway.

I ALREADY HAVE MY LETTERS CAN'T GET ANY BIGGER
ARE YUO FUCKING BLIND FAGGOT?

Why do you even want the talk to girls? Just use as many puns as you can.

HEY FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING HAIRY FAGGOT STOP BEING FUCKING RACIST SHIT

FUCK OFF

...

Kek

Fuck you too Ahmed, you piece of shit

FUCK OFF MY NAME IS MUHAMMED NOT AHMED SHIT

Just because you can't that doesn't mean other people can't.

>Did you feel anything for any of those girls?
no, i'm actually cold af.
Dude if somebody give you the opportunity of fuck 9 girls would you take it? I ain't even attractive i just know how to get girls.

Shut up Ahmed you refugee goat fucking scum

I've actually considered this.

Women love alphas. Don't even try.

yeah i bet you when you were with the girls you weren't even kissing them and they were just fucking falling asleep in the middle of it.
>ugh must prove to myself i'm a real man. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck.
don't you have a fucking cave you should be sleeping you fucking deadshit kys.
also i don't fuck girls i make love to them.

He's right you know

I'M NOT A REFUGEE YOU FUCKING RETARD HEAD. I LIVED IN AFGHANISTAN MY WHOLE LIFE WHICH MAKES ME NOT A REFUGEE

i mean what's more attractive than a cold unattractive guy. i'm sure that totally happened.

THEN YOU'RE FUCKED

Muhammed
Ahmed
Muhamahmed?

Dont worry. You'll be a blast

NO JUST MUHAMMED

Dude seriously the next time you talk to a girl imagine you are replying to someone in this thread and you will have her cock in her in 4 minutes

Fine you're not Ahmed, so how many goats have you fucked?

topkek MUHAMMED you make me laugh i'm sure if you just full caps lock some girl for a few mins she'll love ya

WHY DO YOU ASK THAT

THANKS

I dunno just wondering Ahmed, what else is there to do in Afghanistan, goat fucking and evading bombs.

don't you just like rape women there? And then angry mobs of women and fathers and brothers, kill you and the woman you raped?

Take a shot of heroin before you approach them

MUHAMMED NOT AHMED. NO I WORK IN A CLOTHE MATERIAL SHOP FOR MY FATHER

I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS

Couldn't u just rape any girl you wanted?

NO WE DONT RAPE CAUSE ITS AGAINST THE QUARAN

>CLOTHE MATERIAL
>CLOTHE
Bomb*, fify. And that prevents you from raping goats how exactly? Don't pretend your dad didn't teach you how to pick out prime goatpucci

well rape her against another book then

Why does a book stop you from doing what you want Ahmed?

maybe you should try.

I DONT UNDERSTAND. WE SELL CLOTHES MATERIALS

Confident funny cold guy. I look like that pornstar with blue eyes james deen but more tall, it's actually about personality and keep the girl entertaining, if you make that brad pitt can suck your balls. Cold isn't the same as boring.

THERE ARE TOO MANY QUESTIONS. STOP

Listen to me Ahmed, go out now, find a virgin goat and rape away, you won't regret it, also post pics.

Cold isn't the same thing as boring. I like beign with girls, i just don't feel anything at all, i don't feel the "love thing".

JUST DO IT AHMED

just get outta here cold guy nobody gives a shit

We all feel 'it' at one point or another in our life, some people just don't know when you did feel it and will never feel it again.

Or, you haven't felt it yet at all.
Just gotta have that right connection. But boy, if you ever break up, be in for one hell of a ride. The stress of separation anxiety (aka heart break) is intense.

Ahmed where did you go my nigger? Did you find a goat you muslim piece of shit?

In Afghanistan you're not gonna randomly pick up girls so don't go around trying to learn useless pick up artist stuff, just work on improving yourself, building connections, trying to strike up conversations with everyone around you and stuff will follow, just put yourself out there. Just making more friends of any sort will help you meet girls more.

> if I have sex with a girl I have to want to spend the rest of my life loving and caring for her and treating her like my queen
> I would never tell a girl no or even cuss at her
> ugh no girl wants a loving guy like me, nice guys always finish last
> I know how to treat women *tips fedora*

Fuck off and go actually get pussy you neckbeard fag

You're treating women as if they're some foreign entity, like an alien that you have no hopes of interacting with.

They are human, just like you and I. Treat them the same way you do any other person you would engage in conversation with. They have urges and impulses just as we do. Don't think of them as something unattainable, or else your own mind will be working against you.

Have casual conversation, act aloof and listen to her and what she says, girls love to be center of attention. If you treat them like they're foreign entities they will be able to sense this, and you'll be thought of as strange by a large majority of women if you treat them as such.

Invite them out to drink, watch movies, come over and smoke or whatever you think she may like.
They like to have fun and feel safe doing things, so if you make them comfortable and they have fun around you, you will have more females around than you know what to do with.

The sooner you realize that women are just as hedonistic as men, the better.