>Be me >Be socially awkward >Life in a flat next to a qt >Sign for a package for her >hope that she comes over to pick it up and we can have a small talk >it has been 10 hours now and I stayed at home the whole time >should have bought groceries today >that was my Saturday
what now?
Connor Nguyen
Open package and post pictures. And stop being a fag.
Liam Bennett
go back to /r9k/
Ethan Edwards
Go to her flat and talk with her.
Matthew Brooks
Smash the package to pieces and cry
Joshua Long
What the fuck? Just leave a note on her door saying you have her package at your door number or whatever. You didn't want it being stolen while she was out.
Thomas Kelly
now you change your life
1/ kick bad habits. stop smoking. don't drink, not even a single beer. 2/ get healthy. sleep at night, wake up early, get exercise. 3/ improve your job skills 4/ maintain friendships 5/ do something you haven't done before. dance classes. martial arts. create a simple robot. a journey somewhere. 6/ become a better person. a vegetarian. a volunteer.
everything, just please stop being a little bitch posting frogs about your life on the internet
Blake Ward
shut up fag.
Anthony Ross
>everything, just please stop being a little bitch posting frogs about your life on the internet
Should I prefer the feels guy?
Julian King
you signed it for her? what. how would she know u signed it for her? Just go give it to her so u can take a look inside her flat to learn about her interests
Ryan Bennett
>qt >flat >10hrs of wait time
Yup, a lazy, fat, sad, lonely and English retard to be exact.
Caleb Jackson
Nigger im holding a fucking beer in my hand. I went down on the 14th day of nofap. I havent rehersed my deutsch in 5 years. I can barely put myself together to go buy food. I even do my fitness routine at home mostly. bls help
Juan Williams
you know what you've got to do
so first, do it all at once. next, don't think you have to succeed right away and don't be harsh on yourself. just remember what you're doing is the only thing that makes sense, so no fall back, no half way, no middle road, no "i deserve it".
just try to live everyday the way you should be living them. don't think too much about it, don't think too much of it. it's not hard, it's not easy, it's just what's being done. not what has to be done. it's just the only way.
stay calm.
what else can i tell you? keep trying.
Noah Wood
Okay Guys, I got my act together, knocked on her door and she is actually not the qt I thought she was, guess I thought she was her room mate.
Don't know how to feel now, she was happy though. ...
Matthew Collins
Good job kek
Luis Scott
It is Wojak you uncultured swine
Jonathan Wilson
You did improve today user, keep improving and you might actually end up going somewhere.
Lucas Campbell
Is this what life is? You spend your life worrying about the opposite sex, and then you die.
Cooper James
this
glad you noticed that it doesn't make much sense. now, it's not that you shouldn't worry about the opposite sex, but be conscious about it, don't just do what your instinct tells you.
Jayden Howard
>Don't just do what your instincts tell you You say that as though we have a choice. Can you simply stop eating at a command?
William Anderson
How do i pretend to listen to people better ?They certainly catch me wondering very often. Im generally not interested in 90% of what anyone has to say if it isn't actually true and of any profit.
Gavin Sullivan
Keep a contact with her, when you see her stop and chat. You live close so you can always find some topic (noisy neighbour, accident nearby, shot nigga).
It will help you get out of being autist.
Josiah Morgan
No, you spend your life watching society worry about the opposite sex, and it's up to you if you want to be a follower like them, or a leader. There's more to life than worrying about sex or having a girlfriend. That's probably one of life's most trivial issues.
Justin Evans
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Jeremiah Wright
dude just go and tell her I have a package for you then wink say no just kidding I signed this for you, when she says thanks say can I have a glass of water ? she is gonna think you stole it if you dont.
Grayson Martinez
>There's more to life than worrying about sex or having a girlfriend. That's probably one of life's most trivial issues. Sure doesn't look like that. Almost anything around you is centered about this subject. Movies, art, music, games, shows, commercials, clubs, cafes, etc. Most movies are about finding that one. Music is always singing about her/him. And on and on
Matthew Harris
I havent fapped in a week my nutsack hurts like blue balls, even threw up I think I need to fap.
Nathan Miller
Tldr
William Foster
walk next door with the package tard
Dylan Morales
So what you're saying is put your turd in a package and gift it to her? That will sure get every girl's engine running.
Jordan Flores
there's a lot different things you can do with different goals and effects
you can actually get interested. i am 151 iq or more and i still listen to people, so the only reason you are not interested in them is because you're too interested in yourself
you can also ensure that they feel listened to by keeping a bit more eyecontact (4-8 seconds without breaking would be good), facing them at about 10-15 degrees (0 degrees is either challenging or intimate or just awkward). Actually think about what they are saying and ask a question in neutral tone. You're not trying to make them suspect you're purposefully making them feel like you care. Make some minor comment too. About once per three sentences you can make a "i hear you" sound. something like "mmhm", "aha" or just quietly say "yeah" or nod your head a little.
was i helpful?
Andrew Smith
sounds like a load of bullshit to me. i haven't fapped for a month once and felt nothing like that
Gabriel Miller
You probably do but if you're elongating the series you'll eventually not regret it. I used to have red/yellow clumps in my semen because i smashed my left testicle while doing business and when i did 2 spare 14 days nofaps everything got back to normal. Also the energy you have 24/7 is also very beneficient but the side effects are you won't really need much more than 5-6 hours a sleep. Can't believe nobody told me before.
Ethan Rogers
>I am IQ 158 and still listen to people Press X for doubt
Josiah James
so you're saying you do whatever your instinct tells you to? and everyone else? you're saying i am the only man capable of holding my pee until i find a toilet?
Justin Garcia
The point is you still do what your instincts tell you. In your example you may have hold on for a few hours, but you still broke eventually.
Gabriel Nguyen
oh, so the only way you could agree with me that my instincts are under my control if my pee magically disappeared from my insides without me peeing?
Carter Lewis
Theres no way back now you'll have to kill her!
Austin Reed
No, Jack. I'm saying that sex falls into the same category of unavoidable instincts. You have to pee. And you have to get your rocks off *eventually*.
Liam Baker
Get into Physics.
Ethan Torres
You don't choose physics. It chooses you.
Christopher Murphy
take the package to her, dont expect her to come to you faggot.
Henry Long
No . What i mean is im apathetic to their ramblings which are vapid and fruitless. Im a very good listener and can pinpoint of what you said 7 years ago or 5 hours ago. I just don't find it worth anything notable.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Oh, really? What did I say 5 minutes ago?
Nicholas Nguyen
see, sometimes when people are wrong it's worth it to correct them. but if their point is really stupid, it implies they are really stupid too, and that in turn means you're unlikely to achieve anything, trying to reason with them. that's why I think I'm not going to invest my time in this endeavor :)
Jeremiah Martin
That's how I feel about Trump supporters.
Liam Sullivan
let me say it again if you don't find what people say interesting in general, it's highly likely that you're a selfish prick :)
on the other hand, if you can rule that out, honestly rule that out, well, what most people have to say lacks merit, insight etc. so yeah, i understand that. there's plenty of people who''s got interesting stuff to say though. go find them.
Christopher Howard
oh, so you think that if someone supports the opposite party than you do, they must be stupid, because it's stupid that they support the opposite party than you do?
how cute. you are a perfectly normal human being. hopefully in a few generations more we will evolve beyond this mediocre level of consciousness you represent. :)
Gavin Williams
Poor brit fag..... why not move to america, come hang out with some true /bros, and be a man for once.
BTW, we bailed you out in WW2
Luis Peterson
>oh, Stopped reading right there.
Christian Turner
no, you read it all.
Lincoln Rodriguez
>no, Stopped reading right there
Aiden Hernandez
you actually read everything i write, fe. right now you lost the game
Ryder Garcia
well I just fapped Yeah it hurts like hell probably a week I lasted lots yellow cum came out. Was taking vitamins like b12 it gives you strong boners maybe that is why my nutsack hurted oh man I feel relaxed now and ashamed, sorry guys my plan was 40 days, but I have anxiety wich makes me trigger my gastritis and throw up, but couldnt handle anymore of not fapping.
Levi Collins
are you like the guy from Mr Robot ?
Tyler Ramirez
You're a mess . You're clearly not eating well or excercising well. You can blame your mental shit on your anxiety but not your physical shape. If you start doing 10% of what you should be doing your anxiety will disappear with a simple diet and cardio warmup which is like 10-25 minutes.
Camden Rivera
haven't seen that movie. i'm as normal as I want to be.
Austin Reyes
this aon has it right at least to the extent that cardio will alleviate up to eliminate anxiety in huge majority of people suffering from it
Thomas Morales
Don't make the same mistake again. Live you own life. Lead, and they will follow. It is much like the saying if you build it, they will come.