ITT: Careers that will end in 2017

ITT: Careers that will end in 2017

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Scott Walker, because he's gonna die.

It's true

Scott is fine.

You underestimate the loyalty of teenage girls

Kendrick

Do you think that in the future, the ascendancy of social media as our primary means of public interaction will finally bring an end to the "musicians must be models" MTV paradigm of the last 40 years?

Already we have popstars who use models to represent their public personas, music projects that use attractive non-musicians as their youtube representatives, and even CGI popstars. Do you think maybe now, now that technology has made it so that you can literally hire or even design another human being to be the face of your music, we'll finally see the end of attractive women who can't sing being paid millions of dollar to sing, anyway?

people grow up, Lana's prime was around 2011-2012 and girls that were 12 back then are 17-18 now. It's just time catching up to her.

>Previous album barely existed, their first album not to go #1 since Hybrid Theory, zero charting singles on Hot 100
>Singles off upcoming album panned by all fans and critics, hype for album lowest I've ever seen for a Linkin Park album

They should've quit making albums years ago

Meh the witchhouse remix's will keep her afloat a while longer.

They can't. That's their job, to make music. They're going to try and keep it alive as long as possible

Please fucking this. Also radio stations need to stop playing smashing pumpkins and rage against the machine.

If anything if they ever stop making albums they'll just continue soundtracking Michael Bay-type films and hoping on EDM songs and probably do a few tours for nostalgia

>listening to the radio
>listening to the alternative rock station and expecting not to hear SP and RATM
what did they mean by this, Sup Forums?

Things probably won't get better since she made those racist comments the other day. Fans and SJWs are flipping out.

and that her new single with Migos completely contradicts the message of her previous new single this year

Totally agree.

i'm 18 now and i still love her

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>implying he wont come back from the void with a stolen soul in his teeth like maldoror

Non the contrary, her career in porn will take off soon

if only.......

What i think is the last generation of pop stars who are "stars" is the one perry, swift, gaga, are in, but even they are not as big as pop stars used to be like britney, maddonna, etc.
The coming generation of pop stars like halesly arent even on the radar of the general public .


Also sex sells, and will always be apart of music in some way, there is always going to be some girl with big titties singing about lolipops or some dumb shit

>(and they)

This post was so epic my eyelids blew off

His next musical project is undoubtedly taking place somewhere in the deep void of space. It's the logical next step from Bisch Bosch and Soused.

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Nah, she turns 30 next year and THEN her career is over.

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why?

the fate of every female artist that turns 30, it's just what happens.

elaborate

there are a plenty of female artists who made some of their best albums after they turned 30, even in pop music

dont say that

>thinking bad men stay in Sup Forums
You have shit taste in music, grow up.

(((and they)))

there are tons of new fans that love her, the whole concept of careers "ending" is over now, with the internet musicians can ride the wave of small to medium sized fanbases for decades.

her performance at the grammys was ridiculously bad, and the new songs are just more of the same, just like Gaga. I dont like Beyonce but Lemonade kinda stepped up the game for female pop singers, no one is interested in another generic dance album with no meaning. She's still the queen of my masturbation sessions tho.

tell that to kesha

and college gay men

Cool meme, bro.

Pop music is a product, pop music fans compare pop artists based on sales and not the quality of the music.
the creation of art is more than for material reasons, this is something that lasts longer, something emotional and real, vulnerable.
When a new radiohead or kanye album comes out their fans dont give a fuck if its in the top 40, they care if the songs are good .

Another thing about pop music is none of these bitches actually write or make their own music, they have to rely on others, producers, dr. luke fuckers.

You want to see mainstreamish female rebellion done right look at Courtney love

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t. 30 year old irrelevant female Artist

Your career and sexual desirability are over.

>those racist comments the other day
elaborate

Oink

Before or after her crazy contract troubles run out?
is right - successful artist's careers don't end the way they used to anymore because the internet is timeless.

Kesha is fine. She got a lot of support for that whole thing she went through, she could drop an album and do well.

Lol cool meme, bro.

kesha is garbage.
Pop artists are garbage, they are products, nelly furtado, j.lo, gwen stefani, fergie, the pussycat dolls, spice girls, i could go on and on.
None of these people matter anymore, they were big one moment, got too old, and the record company replaced them with a newer, younger, sexier, product

>None of these people matter anymore,
Cool meme, bro.

not a meme, the truth, its called the music BUSINESS

If you want music made by women with some actual depth there is plenty,

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The pop factory isnt the place for it.

It's literally what happens, it's not a meme. It's just how the pop business works.

I know you're 30 and still hoping to be successful, but it's not going to happen, no matter how good or generic your music is.

Katy just has terrible instincts and too much creative control

>t. literal who

he might be a literal who, but he's not wrong. He's literally as right as it gets.

Not even pairing Lana with succesful Artists and making a Max Martin sell out track could save her career, it's over.

You clearly don't know shit about the pop ((Business)).

>not a meme, the truth, its called the music BUSINESS
Business has changed 'cuz of the Internet.

It's a meme, bro. No point in arguing about it.

>he might be a literal who, but he's not wrong. He's literally as right as it gets.
I love reading meme opinions from people who think they can travel through time.

>Business has changed 'cuz of the Internet.
that didn't prevent female pop artists in their 30's from fading into irrelevancy.

It's how it works, they get replaced by a younger version of themselves. That's literally what happens to all of them.

why are you so buttblasted over this?

Everyone knows that that's how the pop business works.

Only an irrelevant female artist in her 30's would get this triggered over this.

>that didn't prevent female pop artists in their 30's from fading into irrelevancy.
'Cuz it hadn't happened yet.

>That's literally what happens to all of them.
Cool meme, bro.

>Everyone knows that that's how the pop business works.
Cool meme, bro.

A pop star like katy perry has no actual talent beyond her giant tits.
She has men who write and produce her music for her.
The only thing she has is her looks.

But that fades with age.

Actual artists, geniuses, have their talent, their skill, people anticipate every album, they anticipate the next song.
You have to have something more, some depth, some artistry, otherwise you are just a product, a fad, something that can be replaced.

>why are you so buttblasted over this?
Nah. I just like toying triggering hopeless spergs like you. You take yourself so seriously ITTs it's hilarious.

Lana del Rey, Lily Allen, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Nelly Futardo, Kesha just to name a few.

You clearly don't know what you're talking about.

>You clearly don't know what you're talking about.
Lol. no u

Sure.

Why so serious ITTs all the time bro?

u2

We're having a serious discussion here, but I don't blame you.

You were born this way, Autism is terminal.

.t No Sense of Humor ITTs

Why such a sourpuss bro? This is /mu as in music - as in Entertainment. If you aren't having fun here than you aren't doing it right.

>We're having a serious discussion here
>We
You have discussions with yourself often?

Just because music is suppossed to be Entertainment doesn't mean you can't have serious discussions about it, you just randomly decided to say "xD I was just kidding lol".

>suppossed to be Entertainment
It IS entertainment, bro. Stop being such sourpuss ITTs.

>serious discussions
>he takes Sup Forums discussions seriously
LMAO what a sperg

I have had it up to here with you, we're not talking about what music is. We're talking about irrelevant female pop artists.

You can derail the discussion all you want, every female artists career is over the second she turn 30.

You're not smarter than me because you put periods at the end of all your posts.

>Why so serious in this threads all the time
>bro?
underage newfag

Dude, I'm trying to follow these fucking posts, and you keep fucking saying ITTs. That's not how you fucking use it you fucking newfag redditor.

>We're talking about irrelevant female pop artists.
>We
Seriously, what is up with you and all this talking to yourself?

>every female artists career is over the second she turn 30.
Lol it's almost like you think saying it enough times makes it not a meme.

>You're not smarter than me
>t r i g g e r e d
Lol chill out bro.

*t.

pls

you genuinely sound like a 30 year old trying to be "modern" "young" and "hip".

I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually the case considering how you got triggered by something that everyone knows by now.

>meme
not an argument

>ITTs.
ITTs = in these threads
Feel better now grandpa?

SH-SHUT UP!

MY SKY IS A STAR! SH-SHE'LL BE IN TWIN SPEAKS!

HER NEXT ALBUM WILL BE A BIG HIT!

God you are a fucking retard. I understand what you are conveying, but that's not how it is meant to be used, newfag.

>not an argument
Exactly my point, bro. Your death at 30 meme isn't an argument worth taking seriously. So why so serious about it ITTs?

>triggered

Not the other guy you were arguing, retard. Also, I was saying that you saying it is a meme is not an argument. If your reading comprehension wasn't shit you would understand that.

It's not a meme you degenerate, it's just how it works. It has always been so and it's not going to change any time soon.

newfag

Patrician reference

>it's just how it works.
Lol, nice meme bro. Nice samefagging too

Lol see

Stop saying nice meme bro. it only shows how you're out of arguments, you haven't provided any valid arguments in your last 20 posts.

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>stop trolling my troll thread
Lol u mad bro?

newfag

I didn't even make this thread.

>t r i g g e r e d

not an argument

also something about appropriating Asian culture but who cares