There are 50 US states

>there are 50 US states
>US states are comprised of dozens of counties
>literally NONE of them are ruled by a Count
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

a thread died for this

We like our divisions.

Ah yes this is the democracy they are spreading around the world

A Duchy is ruled by a Duke or Duchess
A Barony is ruled by a Baron or Baroness
A Principality is ruled by a Prince or Princess
A County is ruled by a _________ or _________

A fucking county commisioner
Delete this thread you scumbag

>be American
>go to the local Count's residence to pay your yearly feudal tithe
>nobody's home

>be Bong monarchist
>feel obsessive compulsion to pay homage to your master
>can't find any masters
>piss yourself from all the freedom you're experiencing
>can't take the pressure
>run back to your home country and outlaw plastic knives to make yourself feel better

>be American
>live in a county
>there's no Count in charge of it
lmao like why not just call it something else

>republic
>no republican as head of state
Everything is wrong.

>United Kingdom
>is ruled by a Queen
lmao why isn't it called a Queendom instead

...

some of us live in parishes

>order and progress

>British ceremonial counties
>no ceremonies held

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

>Principality of Wales
>isn't run by a Principle

UNTRUE

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Hint: Princ(e)ipality

>England
>there is actually no one named Eng

a real idiot and a real human bean

makes sense

haha troled you in ur buttholes xDDD

sheriff

Wew

>Principality of Wales

wait, I thought Wales was part of the "United Kingdom", ruled by a king/kingess.
what the fuck is all this "prince" shit about?

yeah I know it's queen, fuck off.

Democracy is cancer

>be american
>no monarch on the paper bills

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Crown Prince of the United Kingdom is generally called the Prince of Wales.

The Prince of Wales is a title usually given to the heir to the throne of the UK. Wales isn't a Kingdom like England and Scotland are.

who needs a monarch when you got this fun symbolism

wales is 2nd tier

>hey, maybe people might this a bit creepy on money
>sorry senpai it's staying

wait, England is literally ruled by the prince of another country?
not even a king?

kek

>be canadian
>have a monarch that doesn't even live there on their money

The title merges with King of England and King of Scotland upon assuming the throne and then is passed on to the new heir, but nice try

>Living in Great Britain
>its not great

Why not try just try calling it something else?

No, the heir is called prince of wales, not the king/queen of uk themselves. this whole duchy/pricipality/kingdom/county7 etc is really fucking arbitrary, Lithuania used to be fucking huge and was known as a Grand Duchy, same with Austria being know as an Archduchy

Thing with Wales is that it historically was part of the Kingdom of England (hence why they aren't represented on the union jack), only some time ago did they even get their own parliament iirc

>live in Canada
>Can't do a great number of things

>live in canada
>it's not a village
wtf why not leave

Great Britain refers to the largest of the British isles.

>trying to make me feel bad about being Canadian
>is European

Good luck with that brohammed.

The word count scares Americans. It reminds them of Dracula.

>there are 50 US states
There are 46 states and 4 commonwealths