Would stick win tho??????

Would stick win tho??????

The stick is better at camouflage. 1000 marines will not be able to identify the stick in your average forest. Thus it can not lose. The marines will run out of provisions and be forced to retreat.

The stick can bide its time and kill them off, one by one, as they stroll around parks with their families. They suffer from severe PTSD because of the shoot to kill conditioning and the taking of so many lives while on active duty. Whenever one of them goes mental the stick can be right there to stab him through the eye socket.

Stick every time.

But how does stick attack

When you least expect it.

Stick is too advanced

what if we burned the stick?

Stick rises again from ashes

well the stick would win if I was using it

No. At some point the stick will turn into a twig, which is not a stick

This argument is invalid on the basis of internet autism.

But a twig is a stick

is small stick.

Ashes = Fertilizer -> Tree grows -> More Sticks

Burning stick makes stick stronger

twig will grow into large tree, which is big stick, and grow many smaller sticks.

> will figuratively explode into a mushroom-cloud-shaped doom stick

/thread

Nuke.

Marine here
Can confirm, stick will win

Checkmate

nudes?

marines dont have nukes.

Nah bro those guys are gonna get fucking roasted on marines united, they are going to get ninja punched, ifnot court martialed into the fucking ground.

Stick does

Lol yea believe that

Over a long enough time frame, the stick will win.
Sticks were around before people, and will continue to be around long after were gone.
Stick wins.

AF + Navy has nukes. Other branches phone in the request

In an actual, practical example:

1000 US Marines board a Navy vessel for transport. Some idiot forgets to clean the deck and a single stick falls into the right place, gets kicked down a few flights of stairs, and winds up in the magazine where they store the ammunition. The captain of the vessel orders a firing drill and the clumsy, unlucky fuck assigned to help load ordinance stumbles over the stick, knocks a live round off a conveyor, and the round detonates upon contact with the floor--setting off the magazine and taking the ship, its 130+ crew, and its 1000 US Marine passengers with it.

kek

osama bin stick