Watching movies with parents

>watching movies with parents
>sex scene

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>watching parents have sex
>movie

>sex scene with parents
>it aint me starts playing

Why do people get awkward in this situation? I used to when I was like 13 but I don't care now.

>watching The Shining with parents
>room 237 scene

>watch movie with parents in America
>get shot

>watch movie with parents in Europe
>get blown up

Really makes you think

>mom unzips your trousers and starts stroking your cock

>It's a watch a movie about a guy battling his porn addiction with parents episode

thanks JGL

>Watch porn with wife
>Suddenly our 18 years old daughter appears
>We didn't know

Never again

>watch legally pirated movie with parents in Canada
>have to sit on a dido during because our PM loves the gays

It's called Senator's Son user.

only just realizing most people on Sup Forums are under 18? With the average age being solidly in the 12-14 range?

>Having sex with parents
>Movie scene

It was your wife's daughter tho right

>character has full on unprotected sex with his mother on screen

No it's called Some Folks Were Born

Every fucking time

>watching movies with parents
>sex scene
>dad grabs my thigh

>watching movie or tv show alone
>parent walks in during a sex scene

every fucking time

>be me, 12
>watch movie with mom
>sex scene
>next day in the car
>mom gives me an awkward talk about abstinence

I'll never forget this.

>watching movie
>Mom starts begging for sex
>Go back to it later
>Sister starts begging for sex
>Go back to it later
>Dad starts begging for sex

I hate that feel

t. Rocky the pitbull

>watching mother son romantic movie
>mom picked it

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Guys, this is getting ridiculous. This has nothing to do with any TV and Film discussion and most of you are just talking the piss with your replies if that wasn't enough.

Please delete this thread or report it.

Remember last year when Sup Forums was flooded with this meme?

I watched Antichrist with my mum and dad when I was 15

No, you didn't.

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dont tell him the truth user

I did, we stopped watching other halfway through though because my dad thought it was boring.

better times

>browsing Sup Forums with my mom
>she clicks on an incest kino thread
>sages and reports it

geese must give shitty blowjobs

I always thought the awkwardness would go away the older I got. Nope.
>be me, 15
>watching Blade Runner for first time with my dad, mom in next room
>snake-tits scene
>try to ease the atmosphere by talking
"Hey wait a sec, I might have seen this part on TV before. I only watched for a couple minutes 'cause I didn't want to spoil the movie."
>I basically just told my parents I watched exclusively the nipply part of this film

>mfw this skit is literally me
youtube.com/watch?v=I6_0BUvxZ68

You are really bad at fabricating things on an anonymous imageboard.

>watching tdkr with family
>plane scene
>stifling laughter the whole time

>youtube.com/watch?v=I6_0BUvxZ68
Is this what passes as comedy in burgerland?

>watching anything with family
"no"

what the fuck do you do during holidays? talk to each other?

We play board games

name one movie.

>watching that scene with grandma
>the old lady looks just like her

yes; this is our answer to British """"""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""

was forI have autsm

>watching sex with movie
>parents starts playing

Jimmy and Gillian Boardwalk Empire, mmmmm

>Mom: Hey user, do you want to watch that new movie about Liberace with me and your dad?

>Me: Sure, that could be cool, Matt Damon and Michael Douglas are in that, right?

Sweet Jesus, behind the candelabra has to one of the worst movies to watch with your parents ever.

Remember this newfaggot?

Sup Forums out

>tfw mom made me watch GoT with her

damn, i wish i could sit on a Dido

>It's OK, son, we know you are gay.

>DUDE I HAVE A FEELING FOR MOM AND DREAM ABOUT IT A LOT AND GREENTEXT MY FANTASIES ON Sup Forums IN A FROGPOST THREAD

we get it, now fuck off

>trying to feel up younger cousin
>someone interrupts/she manages to run back to the group

Get one shot per month, what is this shit. You realize i have to wait another month right.

>watching something on TV
>woman giving birth scene
>parents walk by hearing nothing but a woman loudly going "AAAAaaaahhhh UUUGghhhh"

I guess the talk worked ;)

everybody has a feeling for their moms.
you want to return to the place where you came from.
True intimacy.

>watching T2
>sarah connor doing chin ups in her cell
>UH UH UH UH
>lower volume

fucking bitch

>it's a male doing this in action scenes

>woman getting killed
>she screams at the top of her lungs
>hear movement from apartment next door
>assume they are making noise as a hint that you should lower the volume

Blame the fucking actress because i aint turning down SHIT.

>Watching Cold Fish with my friend
>Main killer guy is getting hacked up into tiny little pieces near the end. The woman who did is it covered in blood and clambering on top of the other guy and it looks weirdly sexy
>Schizophrenic senile old step-mothers mother who dosent even speak english just opens the door stares at the tv for about 20 seconds then leaves
>Dosent look at my friend in the same way after that

true story coming up

>at sleepover
>watching under siege with friend, just the 2 of us
>we're both like 12
>cake scene starts, playmate bitch pops her tits out
>friend stands up and pulls his pyjamas down
>starts rubbing boner on the screen where her tits are
>it's like midnight/1am
>his mom out of fucking NOWHERE pops the door open and catches him doing it
>pretend to be asleep

Haha wtf. On a similar note did anyone else jerk off watching porn with their friend, it wasn't gay or anything but we would both just walk one out when we were like 11 or 12.

>it wasn't gay or anything

>watching Sopranos with father
>Tony getting pissed at AJ scene

Well he did confess his love for me a few years later but I didn't see it as gay, of course I sucked his dick a little to see what was what and he sucked mine but I didn't like it so I stopped talking to him because he wouldn't fuck off with that gay shit. I never saw it as gay tho.

>Well he did confess his love for me a few years later but I didn't see it as gay
m8.

>Watching Boardwalk Empire with my mom
>she's not a retard and can pick up on the very strange sexual tension between Jimmy and Jillian for the first two seasons
>I've already seen the show before, but have seemingly forgotten that there was a graphic sex scene between Jimmy and his mom
>at the last few possible minutes, I remember the scene is coming up, and am instantly thinking of some sort of excuse so I can fast forward this ensuing embarrassing and awkward scene
>frantically, my eyes dart around the room. Consider faking a heart attack.
>my eyes settle on my dog
>"Hey mom can you take the dog out? She looks like she needs to pee"
>mom says alright and gets up to take the dog out
>sigh an instant breath of relief as she leaves
>She comes back inside right as the scene is over
>mom asks "What happened in that last scene? Did they bang yet?
>pretend I don't know what she's talking about
>"I'm not stupid, I know they banged. The real question is why you wanted me out of the house so suddenly, you freak. You hiding something dirty from your mom lol??"
>she chuckles and sits down to rewind the DVR to watch what she missed

Do you guys think she knows?? I'm never watching another movie with her.

>jerk off watching porn with their friend,
>wasn't gay

Ask her why you two haven't had sex yet.

Your mom says lol irl?

So no one else did it? Weird.

>watching this Diane Lane flick never heard of with brother and mother
>Unfaithful

how can you fall for such shitty bait

Lel

u gay son congrats.

SOME FOLKS ARE BIG
MADE TO CRASH THE PLANE
OOOOH THE C I AND A

>mom has acquired decent taste since getting Netflix
>recommend HoC
>instantly addicted
>come over for dinner the next evening
>walk right in during scene where Frank makes whatsherface call her father

>Watching Citizen Kane with parents
>Dad makes us watch it stretched to a 16:9 frame because he doesn't want to "waste half the screen"

Would literally rather watch incest porn with the pham tbqh

>watching tv with parents
>even worse, it's a handjob scene

>Dad makes us watch it stretched to a 16:9 frame because he doesn't want to "waste half the screen"
This is some funny shit I'll tell you hwat.

>it's an unsimulated blowjob scene

>watching godfather part 3 with famalam
>scene with the cousins in the kitchen flirting
>they start making out
>get enormous erection
>leave the room to masterbate

>watching grey's anatomy with my mom
>don't understand what the characters are talking about
>ask my mom
>she said they were talking about sexual positions

go back to rebbit

yes, multiple times

we don't talk about it

one time we were 3