Anyone have any dumb jokes?

Anyone have any dumb jokes?

Why aren't koala bears actually bears?

Because they don't have the koala-fications.

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A train conductor was recently hired out of Texas. It was his first day on the job. Unfortunately an accident occurs and he ends up running over a group of Elderly People on a tour bus, killing everyone on board. He is arrested for Murder and is convicted to death. For his last meal he requests a banana, and is given one. The next day he is given an electric chair, and he survives. The prison guards are in awe. Thinking this was enough punishment, the let him free. By some miracle, he is able to get his job back. His first day back on the job, another unfortunate accident occurs when he runs over a group of girl scouts taking a hike on the train tracks. He is arrested and convicted of murder, sentenced to death(in his defense, those girl scouts shouldn't have been on the tracks). For his final meal, he requests a banana. He is given a banana, and the next day he is brought to the electric chair. This time they leave the chair running for even longer, and have even directed more power into the chair, but yet he still survives. The prison guards are just astounded by this and ask him how he is still alive. He responds, "I don't know, I guess I am just a bad conductor."

nice one op

HA

why did Hitler get hit by the car when he was crossing the road?

because he did nazi it coming

all of the things in that pic are from new zealand except vegemite

What animal should you never trust? A lion.

Why did the blind man fall down a well?

He didn't see that well.

Three guys free a genie from a bottle, so he gives each of them three wishes.

"I want a million dollars."

So Guy #1 gets a million dollars.

"I want a BILLION dollars."

Guy #2 gets a billion dollars.

"Make my left arm spin clockwise."

So Guy #3's left arm starts spinning clockwise, forever.

Guy #1 wishes for a hot girlfriend, Guy #2 wishes for ten hot girlfriends, and Guy #3 wishes for his right arm to spin counter-clockwise, forever.

They're now on their last wishes, so Guy #1 wishes for a penthouse. Guy #2 wishes for a mansion on a private island... And Guy #3 wishes for his head to spin forever.

A few years later, the three guys meet again and Guy #1 is saying how he's the richest guy in the country, his girlfriend is great, and he loves his penthouse. Guy #2 says he's the richest guy in the world, his ten girlfriends are great, and his private island is fantastic. Guy #3 shows up and says, "Guys, I think I fucked up."

what the fuck, why do I find this funny?

How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?
>One

You're not alone in your retardation, user. I chuckled, too.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
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Because they all have phones.

Fuckin kek

Is this YLYL? Cause I just lost

You are a person, you occupy space...
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You matter.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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A stick.

What's with the ketchup pie?

What's brown and sticky?
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A stick.

ketchup cake is better than pie

What's brown, red, and stick?
The same bloody stick.

What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre

What's green and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot

What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

Kek

that's fucking disgusting

4.5 stars though, the leafs may be onto something

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?


NAMES

What do you call a dog with no legs?


It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.

What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mom

Canuck catsup cake might be good, but I'll stick cheesecake. But since we're on the topic...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Toronto
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against knock knock jokes

What do you call a cow fapping?

Beef stroganoff

The conductor doesn't drive the train....

KNOCK KNOCK