While they are away.
Leaves pile up.
In the garden of the gods.
Edition
/brit/
wish I was a girl tbqh
usa
I just had a massive shit and it felt really good.
reddit: the edition
>tfw no gf
did i just lose my virginity?
biting off more than i can chew
can't imagine living such a stunted existence
finally, after all these years, I have become... /brit/
GOOD edition, unlike the last one...
also
>Leaves pile up
KEK
*comes to a halt on my horse*
ah yes, /brit/
*continues riding towards it*
...
I also made a thread but forgot to put /brit/ in the subject so good job you made this
no. it is your cock so it's basically masturbation for the asshole
*Listens to rap music*
*Suddenly has a compelling urge to commit petty theft and assault*
What, are you bumming him? Pitiful, the both of you. The only thing in orbit will be my sides after I put you 6 feet below the ground.
anyone want a cuppa?
*puts water in microwave*
*Listens to rap music*
*Suddenly has a compelling urge to seize toothbrushes*
*unsheathes my recursive maze solving algorithm*
me want tendies
ree
m8 it's not going to heat up unless you cover it in tin foil
Business idea: ask people to use female pronouns, cut off my genitals, dilate the wound to stop it from sealing; poison my body and knock off my finely tuned chemical balance with hormones; and wear women's clothes
anime
where does the profit come in?
camwhoring
Who is your current pornfu? I like Lauren Philips
become a whore
Beating up trannies is redpilled lads
Something along these lines I'd imagine
you need to be attractive for that
I'm going to pimp his insane ass to other insane people
Business idea: let people borrow money that you want back
unironically hot
17987
you suck
just had me phone nicked by pakis on the night tube
Does MDMA crash only affect normies?
3 days in and I'm sick of cleaning my earring lads
seek mental help
Business idea: own things and charge people for the privilege of using them
mighty choon
youtube.com
*beats u up*
why didnt you paki bash them?
no
that gangly male body is just not attractive
hahaha why did you do it
Business idea: buy houses, do them up, and then rent them out at reasonable prices
Being gay is less creepy than this shit
I disagree
Had a dream where I killed a bloke and I genuinely got worried and started panicking about the repercussions 2bh
might become a teacher just to slightly offset this culture, bet theyre turning the generation of kids who are in primary now into right little poofs
Thats quite a good idea but how are you going to raise the capital to buy the house and get going?
ask a rich person to invest in my business idea
wetwork
kill yourself sick fuck
Stop seeking control
how come every european country (with the exception of meme countries like belgium and luxembourg) are completely unique culturally but all of subsaharan africa is the same?
What if he just steals your idea like I#m about to?
professional diver?
thats slang for murdering people?
it isn't
to use your hands while speakiiiiiiiiinnnnnngggg~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not a racist. I'm not bothered anyway, I'm lucky enough to be able to afford a new phone.
They were probably from an economically deprived background and needed the phone more than I ever did
literally my plans
raise money from teaching abroad so I can put money down on a property and have the renters pay my mortgage while I eventually go to teachers college and teach in Canada with a comfortable amount of wealth under me.
nonces
sounds a bit cucky
If you actually let some scrawny paki cunt get one over on you you need to kys
they are built like white 12 year olds m8
it looks good
the problem with this is that it only pays off when you are 65 and too old to live
I dont know why people fall for the morgage meme in the 21st century
Ah yes, because I'm going to use physical violence on someone who's just trying to escape poverty
my parents paid off their mortgage in their early 40s
>it's racist to stop paki cunts from robbing you
an American would think this
I'm taking control of my life
I already make decent money from my various investments, I want to get that to the point where my dividends pay at least a thousand or more monthly, and combine that with income from property to ensure that I never have real economic woes and can basically live free.
>I didn't defend myself from being robbed because I'm not a racist
ah yes, the nu-male
you are vomit-inducingly pathetic if this is true
reckon you're bullshitting with the type of shit you are saying, no ones this much of a wet flannel
That's actually what Jesus would say/do
Why do so many mongs think buying to let is some original brainwave that no one else has thought of?
You twats ruined the economy
if someone else pays my mortgage it doesn't really matter.
Mine paid theirs off in 10 years of hard work in the 1990s, house prices are now 500% more while wages have stayed the same
heh
Nothing personal, serf
whatever you say cuckio lmao
The famous Australian education, everyone
Thank god this is a joke, I know you brits have not stooped this far
Business idea: buy a large house and convert it into flats, and then rent each small and dinky flat out for an extortionate amount
to let? more like toilet
business idea: go around town and refer to myself as "the top dog around town" in hopes of acquiring female genitalia
he's correct in a way
much of Africa lacks in any significant high culture.
Business idea: invest all my money in bitcoins since they are going to rise to 40,000 = 1
Rorkes are too easy to bait, they will buy literally anything you tell them
only 2% of men throughout history ever reproduced
it's genetic fact
no one said shit about high culture
he's not right and you're moving the goalposts
Business idea: exterminate the bogtrotters
lol
SMELLY SERFS GET OUT
/brit/ IS AN UPPER MIDDLE CLASS GENERAL
(why else is grime so popular in this thread)
I am the 98%
I dont want the burden or responsibilty, nor do I want to be at risk of divorce or raising a useless cunt
blackpool represent
hi nigger
*enters thread wearing regular clothes and not smoking a cigarette nor donning a pink Mohawk, Tattoos, sunglasses nor a Leather jacket"*
*because he has his own style of cool*
How about this hahahahhaahha
Planning to go to halfords and purchase some spray paint to do some graffiti
Not sure what I should write though, night go for a rorke theme
>why yes, I do think the opinions of fat racists who will never leave their parent's basement are worth discussing and arguing over on /brit/
>Not sure what I should write though
pick related