I'm a sexpat in China AMA

I'm a sexpat in China AMA

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kill yourself faggot

why didn't you go to a country where there women are vaguely attractive?

I'm from yurop, went to Japan, didn't like it much, lived in south east asia but the girls are dog tier retards, moved to China, pleasantly surprised by the dystopian cities.

Chinese girls are really easy to come by, which is not surprising in a billion people country.

No more questions?

what's a sexpat?

Kinda like pat a dog, but I think they pat your Dick

Someone who lives in another country mainly for sexual purposes and less for making much more money than at home.

A pun on expat.

How big is your cock and how do the girls like it? Always heard Asians have the smallest dicks and I'm wondering if I could go over there and feel like I'm packing serious heat.

are you bald and ugly? cause thats the most likely hood of a sexpat

15-17cm I think. Not mandingo but not small either.

Women can expand so I can get it all in but it's very big to them.

I don't think chinese guys are jap tier small but I'm definetely a lot larger.

I'm fit, conventionally good looking (although never had luck with white girls cause not swole), white and 30, so not the traditional gutter tier country sexpat (Thailand, Phillipines).

What do you do there? Also:

If I moved over there with a high quality fake degree, just to teach English, whats the chances I'll get caught out?

>What do you do there?

Online work from home.

>If I moved over there with a high quality fake degree, just to teach English, whats the chances I'll get caught out?

No idea, but visas are tightened up every year to some extend.

In lower tier cities where western foreigners would normally never go cuz boring and shit pay (like $1000 or less) you'll find russians and the like with broken english and no degree of any kind.

Can you give a tldr of what you do, how you got there, how you go about meeting women, daily life, etc? You know the whole thing.

what could a 20 something with no experience but 25k saved up do for work in China.

This you?

How much did it cost in that situation? And, how much does it cost on average?

>Can you give a tldr of what you do

Online work from home. I used to be involved in import / export on my own but my current job is easier and more steady income.

>how you got there

Visited in 2008 or so and thought it's actually a nice enough place + easy poontang.

>how you go about meeting women

I just chat them up real quick and give them my number. There are zillions of people swarming around, so it's not as awkward as in a western country.

>daily life

Work, chill, have some girl come over at night, almost only eat out cuz it's not really worth it to cook for me.

If you're from a native English speaking country and have a BA or above you can teach English and make 2k a month or so which affords you a good lifestyle.

You can try to find a normal job as well, but it's mostly high stress, shit pay and worse treatment, cause chinese companies are meat grinders.

Why are you such a faggot?

Thats good to know. I've heard they'll hire any white guy that shows up but I didn't know they hire Russians. Dam they must really need teachers there.

Not me. I don't really need to do hookers cause girls who'll do it for free are readily available.

Cost I'd say about 80-100 USD in a higher end spa with good looking girls like her.

Fav food? Fav band? Fav youtuber? Fav film? Fav animated series? Fav ice cream flavor? Fav TV series? On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest how would you rate yourself in appearance? Do you prefer furry or shaved vagina? Any Netflix recommendations?

Any white face = chinese parents will pay premiums. In low tier cities that aren't super developed they can't tell the difference either way.

As long as the school pays off the local officials nobody will bother you about working illegally.

Jet li / 10

Kim Jong Un / 10

Maggie Q / 10

Seems like a stupid question but, do you speak chinese? If so, how long have you been practicing for?

Yeah I do. Spoken I learned fairly quickly (probably took me two years until I was nearly fluent), written is tough and I'm still learning.

Random people don't really speak English so it's tough without it, but easier nowadays with translation apps (google translate is blocked though)

Nope no English user. It's more difficult than you think.

This

Answer this one faggot.

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have you ever gotten one pregnant and do they let you creampie them?

Nice one, sounds like I'll look into it some more then. Thanks user.

How do you go about food? There are many stories about fake food and shit like gutter oil.

Any knowledge about thailand? A few years ago i had a company offer for a nice job there but i wasn't really willing because of terrorist attacks seemingly motivated out of hate for the fucked up sex tourists so i noped out as i didn't want to get caught in the crossfire even if i was only to work there.

whats the age of consent in china?

do you mostly bang hookers or normal women with jobs?

Fuck off you whiny white knight virgin.

I'm also curious of this.

Never got one pregnant but they def want my seed raw.

I don't like it raw cuz I don't want to catch STDs and I don't really want to knock up a girl.

I made one take the morning after pill. She told me it wasn't necessary cause she didn't get preganent easily (yeah right lulz).

nastiest/sickest thing(s) you ever made a chinese girl do?

Hey OP, I personally prefer SEA girls but to each their own I guess. Good on you for doing what you love.

normal women with jobs, I don't do hookers because I don't really need to - nothing wrong with it though

banging underage girls won't fly in china and you'll have their parents and the cops on your ass

18+ looks young enough even for you pedo faggots

ass to mouth, I just pull it out and fingerbang them to extasy so they're super horny that they aren't bothered

I also like to get my ass licked

that is significantly less nasty than i had expected tbh

Do you pay for your sex or do you just hook up with local women?

have you ever done an MMF or gangbang of a chinese girl?

Any pictures?

I don't pay. I'm sure lots of them think their payoff will be a greencard though. I lie about being from Los Angeles, cuz murica is still god tier to them.

nope, one on one is enough for me

Nope, there are zillions of porn pics out there of chinese girls though.

Literally Google nude Chinese girls faggot.

I'll inheritance about €5000 soon. Maybe close to 10k. Is Thailand worth it to fuck some prostitutes? I've heard Pataya is the place to be.

He's wanting to know if OP has OC you dumb cunt.

>Any knowledge about thailand?

Any longterm sexpat become suicidal there or alcoholic.

It's a dog tier country with monkey tier people and I wouldn't go for anything but a quick hooker trip.

There are tons of FKK clubs in Germany where you can bang hookers for 50 bucks.

Thailand ain't what it used to be. Nowadays it's 30 year old single mothers with scars unless you go where the thais go and pay 100 bucks to fuck girls that aren't butt ugly.

I'm not a big fan of Thailand at all.

They all literally all look alike. Your dumbasses will never know if it's OC or not.

Do you know any places in Germany? I live close to the border. I've tried to find some places but only expensive ones. 50EU for all night is what I heard too. And you can fuck random ones.

Not OP but yeah Pattaya is bomb as shit. 10/10 girls that are cheap as fuck.

I like the idea of bringing them to your hotel and do whatever u want to them.

Google FKK clubs Germany.

It's 50 for 30min I think + another 50 entry fee to the club (they're mostly really nice).

This one is the biggest in Berlin for example:

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How hard is it to get some drugs?

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Nice bait retarded, mah white pride. Fuck off with your shill mentality.

Only niggers use drugs faggot.

I'm Latino you nigger.

>They all literally all look alike.

That has nothing to do with OC you fucking dunce. Must be hard not understanding a conversations piece huh?

I'm 27 and am actually learning chinese to do the exact same thing OP. "Sexpats" may have a bad reputation but at the same time, white western women are horrendous. They're all either fat, or incredibly picky and entitled just for being thin.

Good luck to you

hahahaha fucking race baiting mongoloid.

you should kys you faggot hahahahahaha loser

Good thing I know that huh being on the internet and all. Now piss off you fucking cuck.

Faggot

You're the only cuck I see. Defending your boyfriend and shit.

Easy but if you get busted you go to prison, so not really worth it...

Nice thanks a lot man

Walk us through how you got local girls to get in bed with you? Are most of them horny? Did you often use protection?

What ever helps you sleep at night shit poster.

All of them are horny user. All I really need to do is be white and semi handsome. If anything they flock to me cause they assume I'm rich.

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Same to you faggot. I dig your shitposting as well. Hopefully we can be friends irl one day. Hope you have a great weekend dude.

buttstuff?

Where do you go to meet them? I've been in China several times, and am going back soon I'm 9/10 in America but I'm shy as fuck so where would you go?

You can't just bribe them?

>Walk us through how you got local girls to get in bed with you?

Hand number wherever I'm at (mostly malls). Arrange youku & chill.

>Are most of them horny?

Yeah, super wet, race mixing is really exciting to them. Don't expect white girl performance though.

>Did you often use protection?

Always, but I skipped it before with a regular that I creampied and made to take the morning after pill. I don't want STDs cause I don't trust chinese doctors and yeah chinese girls got STDs as well, not just niggers and white girls.

Virgin here, white girl performance?

Bars, restaurants, music venues, work. Pretty much anywhere young attractive people gather

That guy wasn't me.

If you're shy you may or may not get lucky with some girl who has been around a lot or is ugly. Happened to me on rare occasions in a club where I was approached.

Just as anywhere else in the world you're expected to make the first move, sorry bro.

Yes but it can get pricey. Cause the whole country is corrupt as fuck.

This guy isn't me. Don't listen to him. I'm the OP.

i live in japan currently; biggest thing i've learned is chinese girls are better. going to china in may for a week then maybe moving there this summer: Shenzhen. any tips?

Wife wants me to move back with her to China to live in Guangzhou.

I have only 2 years of post graduate experience. What is the likelihood of me getting a none English teaching job?

Her family is very rich but even they can't find me an English based job which isn't teaching English.

I don't want to be seen as the typical english teacher loser.

Chinese girls aren't really vocal or slutty performers for the most part.

You need to teach them how to suck dick and move them around into new positions like a doll more often than not. Some can ride a dick well though.

Accept your fate. You couldn't make it in America so you're downgrading to China. You already lost.

Do they like big dicks?

Start your own biz or you can also look for remote jobs. I work one. You can also just chill and let her work.

I have met some guys like that, they're usually stay at home dads, some old, with a beer belly and ugly but kinda arrogant so their wifes don't feel like he's a loser even though he is.

How did you get your visa? do you need a job?

to teach english does a TEFL certificate suffice? I know you said russians got the job but what about a mid tier city like harbin?

any tip you have to a fellow user is welcome. I absolutely want to go to china, probably just for a year. I will do anything to go, whatever shit-tier job you have is fine


btw I'm not a native english speaker but honestly I'm skilled so I dont mind saying I am. do they hire people that arent from the US or UK?
>white and european and perfect spoken english btw (also tefl certificate and english mastery certification)

Yes obviously. Anything bigger than 4 inches is considered massive to them. If you're even average you're a God user. Have fun nigga..

>How did you get your visa?

I go to Hong Kong and use a visa agent there. They get me no questions asked visas. This is easiest if you're based in southern china but flights are cheap enough either way.

>I know you said russians got the job but what about a mid tier city like harbin?

I never went there but it's bordering russia unless my geography is off so that might not be the optimal choice.

>any tip you have to a fellow user is welcome.

if you just want to go for a year maybe study on a scholarship and teach english 1 on 1 on the side

if you're on location you can just go around to random english schools and talk to recruiters in person

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I've heard China has just as many designated shitting streets as India, is this true? Have you seen it? What's the best Chinese beer? Is it tsing-tao?

I want to go to Japan - Tokyo... Where can i find hookers? Preferible a safe place like a red-light district like the one in Amsterdam?

I saw on backpage but girls charge you $300 USD or more for less than an hour, how much are popular girls and is STD safe? Thanks m8

Not true. But many bathrooms are squat-style shitters

Where are you located? I'm also an expat living in China. Have a Chinese slut wife.

Can you post real hot Chinese students?

No street shitting unless it's a kid but they usually hold them over a garbage can. Zero fucks given.

>What's the best Chinese beer?

You can get all kinds of hipster beers in first tier cities so no need to drink shitty tsingtao.

Got anything from 'stupid girl'?