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Do they do their own stunts?

secondhand embarassment

>teenage girls don't want to watch a Kevin Smith movie

>Kevin Smith fans don't want to watch a movie about teenage girls

Bravo Kev, movie for literally no one. Do you think he's already preparing his social media rants about this movie's utter and complete failure is Hollywood / the audience / anyone's fault but his?

Oh boy... Johnny Depp in cartoonish makeup mugging... goody...

so much nein it's almost ten

jesus fucking christ

Nah, this is 2016 m8. If you call it "indie" it's exempt from criticism

>mfw hanfisted clerks references

Just let it go, man.

all that taint action went to his head
Correction: he was always shit

Torrent when

>Bratwurst Nazis - Bratzis

How the fuck can you possibly think this was a good idea? I get that it was hilarious when you and your friends were high as fuck and thought it up but why would you ever put that in a movie? Do you really think audiences will respond to this?

who keeps letting this man make movies?

also this

Thats smiths style. Retarded humor put to screen.

DUDE WEED LMAO!

I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW THAT I'LL MAKE A MOVIE STARRING MY BUTTERFACE DAUGHTER NAMED AFTER A COMIC BOOK SLUT FIGHTING BRATZIS!

Excited about there future careers

People put dogs down to spare them the misery. Why can't we do the same for Kevin Smith?

So excited

>Kevin Smith fans don't want to watch a movie about teenage girls

Speak for yourself, nerd.

It does kinda have a certain charm the same way 90s kids movies did, like Small Soldiers did. Its a bit unnerving how much he wants to fuck his daughter tho

Do you think Johnny has ever visited the set to see his daughter, only to leave in disgust?

To think, if Amber had won, Depp might have even been in it for alimony's sake

Do you think there is even the slightest chance that Kevin hasn't at one point masturbated to the character that he named his daughter after?

Isn't Depp reprising his role as the french-canadian detective?

>Movie about Canada
>Weird Fargo accents

what?

>I am not even supposed to be here today
I smiled, seems shit though.

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this is the most disgusting nepotism i've seen in a long time

literally everyone is related that is involved in this flick

Not really nepotism, they're just the only people that still agree to work with Smith

Uh, guys ... calm down.
this is a fake trailer.
the movie don't exist, it's just Smith doing a small trailer parody with his friends and family.

So they probably bang a couple of time during the filming of this movie right.

Also I hope lily rose movie with Portman is good.

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I guess Tusk and Moose Jaws are inside jokes as well :D

>Looking up the actresses (besides Lilyrose)
>"Harley Quinn Smith"

He really is a piece of shit isn't he?

She's already pushing maximum density. How long until she blows up to ksmith proportions?

Lily Rose/ASR movie when?

what a pain to watch 3 minutes imagine 90

I get all the other jokes (albeit weak and/or not funny), but as hard as I try, I really cannot understand the reasoning behind "Neenior Narny"

literally a Canadian Blackface.

i also love how the little buzzwords the girls are using ;ike "that's so basic" are already dated, and putting "A MOVIE FOR KIDS" on the poster is so desperate holy shit.

Post more picture of her, she has a great body but god that face is fucked.

WAIT, DUDE WEED

LET'S PUT JOHNNY DEPP AND HIS DAUGHTER IN IT TOO! LMAO I'M SO FUCKING WEED RIGHT NOW GUYS

Did this fucking autist really name his daughter Harley Quinn?

from his instagram with a picture of Seth Rogen

>Portrait of a pair of #Canadians. Okay, one actual Canadian named @sethrogen and a Canadian wannabe. I made #zackandmirimakeaporno with this genius years back but I cornered him at @comic_con to talk about his new TV show @preacheramc on my new TV show I co-host with @greggrunberg called @geekingoutamc. Before we rolled, we had a minute to grab a smoke outside. It was the first smoke we shared since the very first smoke we shared after wrapping Porno in #Pittsburgh. That historic blaze created Kev 2.0 and started a journey that's led me to the #RedState Tour, #ComicBookMen, @tuskthemovie, @yogahosers, @cwtheflash, #GeekingOut, #BuckarooBanzai, #Mallrats the series and so much more. I used to be a thin-skinned uptight dickhead who was always scared about one day losing his career. Since I became a stoner, I stopped worrying about my career and simply started enjoying it instead: the ups, the downs, the surprises and the simple joys of storytelling. I'm glad this guy exists because he made my existence so much better - simply by sharing a smoke. #KevinSmith #SethRogen #preacheramc #weed #comiccon2016 #sandiego #canada

>#BuckarooBanzai

Fuck you user. Just fuck you for making me google and find out that this exists. Really not cool.

Doesn't his daughter feel ashamed for having a dad with the mentality of a 12 year old that still thinks weed is cool?

>>#BuckarooBanzai
which characters will be recast as a nig or a cunt or both?

why is Depp's daughter so scantily clad?

I like how the girl on the left's pants emphasize her lack of a penis.

>It's an entire plot and resolution summed up in the trailer episode

Does it matter she's a skeleton there not much skin to show anyway

You know, for kids!

>yes lord1


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She's a sloot through and through

desperately trying and failing to be as hot as her mom was at her age

Seth Rogen keeps ruining everything

Yep, he could've at least been somewhat normal and name her Harleen.

This desu, I'm a big fan and would definetely name my child Clark or Bruce but never go full autist like Kevin Smith and Nicolas Cage and name them Harley Quinn or Kal-El

my boy is Coco Crisp after the mlb payer

This is literally the worst movie I have ever seen.

Nothing even comes close. Every ten seconds of even that trailer made me pause to try and stomach the cringe.

What was he thinking? Does he really have so much money to burn? Does he really have no ambition at all?

Why is it that these sad fat Hollywood fucks stop trying to improve themselves. He has every opportunity to read and study film, to read good scripts, to finance good movies


But instead he does this.

Only reading feature is the THICKK

Someone appease this mans request!

Couldn't even make it through the whole trailer

johnny depp?

Only something like Kevin Smith would think "dude canada lmao" is a joke that can be stretched out to 90 minutes.

Yeah I like that line too. It's cute.

*someone

...

This is what happens when you actively set out to make a cult film.

No, you were right the first time.

He probably thought of it on one of his shitty podcasts and decided to turn it into a movie.

Man, that was hard to watch.

T H I C C

Why does he pretend to be Canadian bros?

he comes up with stupid shit and makes a movie about it all the time. i really don't think he gives a shit about how well its received. but i could be wrong.

Funniest part of the trailer is when they called Smith a living hockey jersey

He named his daughter Harley Quinn?

What an asshole.

His thing now is that he doesn't really think of himself as a "real" director, back in like 2011-12 he was going to quit filmmaking but since then he just stopped giving a shit and started making movies that literally no one but him would make. So yeah, he makes weird movies now.

id put my cock in her

>In tons of makeup.

>Still doing the Kevin smith photo face.

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