Rate Shia's pad

rate Shia's pad

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i'm not reading all that. sum it up in one word

MEDIOCRE

looks like a shithole, now this is house:

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come on, shia. solar panels, rooftop garden, SOMETHING.

all that real estate up there and it's going to waste

or what if it turns out his endgame is to just stack floors on top until it's a skyscraper

Is that a Demi-God?

Why can't Americans build proper houses?

Looks like a strong wind could blow it away

genuinely looks like my dealers house

wasted American roof space/10

Nice shack, loser!

get rid of the pool, plant more trees

rate Wahlberg's pad

looks nice

now here's a guy who's out of touch with the average joe

ugly modernist turd/10

nigger/10

What does God Christian Bales pad look like?

how much

where are the entrances to the simulated vietcong tunnels

nice very nice

whats the fucking point

Honestly not a big fan. I'd prefer more privacy and more land and front yard. but whatever. i'd take it!

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I bet he's lowered the rims on the basketball court

Jesus Christ, I hate driving around Hollywood, it's just a bunch of "nice" houses cramped in no park zones.

If I was a celeb living in LA, I'd live in Thousand Oaks or Simi Valley.

absolutely pig fucking disgusting

hes smart for not investing his wealth in an overpriced californian home
probably 2 million there at most

Daaaaamn, whalberg, nice dick!

looks like the shitty stone houses indians lived in

he doesn't need simulations, he's had the land preserved so he can return any time

What the fuck?

So Will lives in Mos Eisley?

>that picture of a black guy with his wife on the table

what the FUCK

absolutely disgusting

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da hood playboi

Architectural style:

HOL UP
YOU BE SAYIN
WE WUZ
TIMBUKTU AND SHIET?

damn, so oppressed

When you think about it it's kid of weird how most movie stars live in the same 2 mile radius of mountains

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Do they live on Tatooine?

Channing Tatum lives in the Wolf of Wallstreet house?

Based Clooney

now THAT is a property

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Is this the place that was filled with shitskins?

top kek

that's him you clown he was covered in wood varnish like all bodybuilders

This is so shit compared to

Forget about it, Jake, it's not Chinatown

Wtf Clooney, where's da pool'n'shiet???

>go take a peaceful morning shit in one of your 65 toilets
>one of your 400 adopted kids still fucking finds you and starts janking on the door handle

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Rate Margot Robbie's pad.

>All that space wasted on a fucking pool
It physically hurts me to look at that.

don't ruin a good thread

That must be their vineyard in France.

Go back to your hugbox, kid.

WE WUZ BILLIONAIRES AND SHIIIET

Looks like an abandoned retirement home in germany or whatever the fuck.

Tacky af tbvh

deytooker

>those veins
His arms are disgusting. They look unhealthy and sick.

Do you know what "modernist" means in an architectural context, you abject fucking spastic?

modest friends money

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who's that one celeb that has a fucking airport in his backyard?

DYEL detected

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>72520981
Travolta

john travolta?

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Looks comfy although I've never liked bright white interior painting

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How can anyone be bothered to maintain a house with more than like 8 rooms

I know they pay for cleaners and butlers but fuck having someone else in my home all day

There has to be a cheaper way to sneak in male prostitutes

More like a mud hut. Pretty apt when you consider that no more than 4 generations back their relatives were still no more advanced than the earliest hunter-gatherers.

Is this even real? Looks like a painting.

Here's Keanu Reeves house. Modest, modern, tasteful.

Based

At least the house isn't fuckhueg. Makes it seem like he cut corners to get the airport there.

Rate Streisand's digs.

Why do these people never have nice backyards or decent landscaping?

>Hey guize, we need to open up our borders and stop using electricity. Blue collar workers are idiots and don't know what's good for them. Listen to me, I'm in touch with reality.

Why the fuck does he need a full-sized 747 in his personal house?

California

Land is expensive and maintaining mass amount of plants is expensive. A lot of these houses are in the hills, too.

say one more bad word about shia and see what happens

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>you goys need to allow Muslim refugees into your neighborhoods. Stop being racist goyim. Also, give me all of your guns. Only I am allowed to have protection, because I'm an important superstar.

truly, truly based

Because that's California and there is literally no weather there if you don't live in the mountains or close to the earthquake zone.

>Channing Tatum will never fuck you through every room in his house

why live

Every time I see these people my reaction is like someone threw holy water on me.

Leo 1

Because he is in touch with reality. We should get our political opinions from people like him.

>fucking plebs

Scientology money can get you far
Tatum has good taste, probably the best one.

because he's a pilot

And that's not even his Ferrari. He just likes them. I want to be Keanu's friend.

It's on one of those estates that has a private airfield, and the roads are taxiways. It's a classic 707, not a 747, decked out in Quantas colours that he regularly flies.

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Leo 2