>Americans will nearly drown in a foot of water
Americans will nearly drown in a foot of water
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holy fuck people who have never been to the beach need to get the fuck out of my state
how can neither of these retards stand up
"navy seals"
Land whale isn't supposed to be near with ocean.
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Underrated post
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Good. Less fat bitches
wheres meal team 6 when you need them
It's not easy rescuing a beached whale.
oh man
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Top kek
someone should ran over, knocked that dude out and bust a nut over her head
>Be american
>Get drown
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She is a mermaid.
It was supposed to be just a fun day at a beach for jennabelle chavez, a mother of three from florida
*tension music kicks in*
but that day was nearly her last as she lost her balance and nearly drowned
*action music*
"I could feel my lungs slowly filling with water *white flash cut, now crying* i felt completely powerless and all i could do was to pray God he'd spare me"
kek
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Holy shit Ivan
LOL.
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From the thumbnail, I thought I was looking at a manatee at first.
Will americans ever recover?
>Follows the actual sequences of every American reality TV show.
HOLY FUCK
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thats actually accurate
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A beached landwhale.
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I think they're pretty drunk.
I'm in awe that the footage was sped up and they still took forever to recover. Holy shit.
Fantastic post. Please post moar.
This is the most burger-tastic video I have seen in a long time. Nice find
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Why don't they drag it back into the sea?
>Literally cannot stop laughing
I'm going to hell
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I read this in the Most Extreme narrator's voice.
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I had a solid 5 minutes laugh over this
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DELTELE
weebs out or i dump
Sup Forums is the best board
Do it, faggot
Don't do it
Autism.
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but during the Olympics everyone was crying we were winning all the swimming gold
They're under the influence though, right? They're stumbling around even when they're on dry land.
>Americans will drown in the kiddy pool
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>They're stumbling around even when they're on dry land.
That looks like exhaustion
Bring it desu.
>Fucking hell... it just keeps going!
I almost hear the intonation.
Put me in the screencap or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
You wouldnt dare
OP already posted a whale
If it's not bara it's shit!
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Killer bantz
kino
delete this thread!
*drowns you in a puddle*
why do white people have no kinesthetic sense a all
Can't wait to see her do the daytime talk show circuit.
wow this video really makes me thick
I just returned from work and I'm still laughing like a madman.
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how the fuck does someone so uncoordinated even manage to get to the beach?
funny, but gross.
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Pretty decent thread
The only kind I make
Top fucking kek
Russian can into humor?
really nice
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Honorary niggers.
youtube.com
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fucking kek
I genuinely think that you should be a television writer
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holy shit, they're actually drowning.
It blows me away that some people can be so terrible at something that requires so little skill.
I mean, it's not like you have to put any effort to staying afloat - it's SO easy, in fact, to stay afloat that dead bodies do it! All you need to do is lay on your back and breath. It's not like in this video there are huge crashing waves. All you have to try and do is breathe in air, and don't breathe in water.
hahaha
I sink when I try to float