User you can start the movie without me, i gotta take this call

>user you can start the movie without me, i gotta take this call.

Why you mad though?

It's a cunty thing to do.

>Dont pause it ill only be a second
>5 minutes go by
>He misses the opening music to drive

>they're looking at their phone during the best part

Your friend is not gay, quit trying to make it be a date faglord.

>misses drive opening sequence

Id kick them out of the house tbqh

>friends to kick out of his house

Lying to yourself is the worst thing you can do

Stop trying to force your friends to watch your gay-ass flicks that no one cares about.

@ me next time or you'll never have business with me and my sons ever again

IS this some new meme because i saw it on Sup Forums like 10 times today and everywhere on twitter

>can we watch the rest tomorrow?

it basically means he/she doesn't give a shit about the film in general and probably your time together period.

filtered

>real human bean part
>he's texting

arthur memes are trending on black twitter today

>marathoning movies
I remember being 16

it would be strange if you didn't remember your life from a year ago

put me in the screengrab

I literally stopped using Twitter because I was seeing this stupid fucking meme everywhere. OP reported for underage.

Is this a meme? Drive is a terrible movie

your mums a meme m8

How fucking new are you

>finish movie with friend
>he doesn't want to take adderall and pick it apart scene by scene for the next four hours

>using Twitter
>ever

>watch movie with best friend
>his wife keeps calling him every 20 minutes or so

>friend brings over a couple movies to watch
>it's the Lord of the Rings trilogy
>extended cuts

If i wanted to fall asleep i'd just drink a bottle of Nyquil

>they're looking at their phone period

>user I'm on my period
>thanks for the expensive date though, b-bye

Yes, it's terrible. But it's also Sup Forums core

>take my tolkien collection to reading time with friend
>she dibs on The Hobbit so im stuck with LoTR

Never do this

Want to show a good movie to a girl
>she starts to touch my dick..

>>HEY user PAUSE THE MOVIE WHILE I ANSWER THIS PHONE CALL, WASTING YOUR PERSONAL TIME

You people are unsatisfied no matter what.

this literally sounds terrible

>trying to show my friend some funny comedian on youtube
>not listening, texting on his phone

>funny comedian

that's where you fucked up

>goes back
>hey tell me what i missed
fuck you buddy

It was the Billy Connolly sketch where he meets the cardinal

Russell Peters is not funny Pajeet

>when she keeps trying to undo your jeans and keeps missing key elements of the movie

>when your friend puts on something funny and he keeps giving you the look to see if you find it funny

>she falls asleep during Fury Road
>at the cinema

I fell asleep to lord of the rings

I had better vivid dreams that made admission worth it

Kek

>watching flick with my friend and his gf
>they're doing "stuff" the whole movie
>she gets confused by a plot set-up
>he explains what it means and spoils a major plot twist

>we are the only ones laughing at a tragic scene in a crowded theater

Fuck do I miss my ex...

I cannot stand this. If its a big deal movie, I will take the tablet and phone away from my gf. I did this for The Good, The Bad and the Ugly. She does actually like watching movies but...you know...women.

She really liked the movie and said the ending stand off was the most tense thing she has seen, she really didn't know how it would go.

>bought my dad a blu-ray boxset of Band of Brothers for his birthday cause he loves war movies and shit
>in my mind "aw hell yeah there's actually realism in this and it's well-acted and the action sequences are sick and they even have interviews with the old men he's gonna love this"
>eventually gets around to watching it and I sit down with him to watch an episode
>he fast forwards through the veterans talking about their experiences

me and my gf were the only ones laughing when james bond got the monkey fist to his jewels

>keeping a girl's attention for a ~3 hour film

HOW

My greatest success was convincing my sister to watch The Wire (which she eventually only did when we had to switch ISP and were without service for a bit)

Good luck asking her anything about the show or characters tho, I feel like you consume so much stupid irrelevant bullshit through the phone and social media that actually cool stuff gets pushed out ;___;

>watching drive with my sister's best friend
>she asks why its so gory
>try to explain driver is an autisic motherfucker
>she lectures me on using autisic in a negative way to describe normal people, says its stealing autistic culture

I told her i was autisic and i couldnt appropriate my own culture

We banged later also, she had giant pepperoni nipples and smelled like weed

>go to friends house after school with a qt I'm trying to mack on
>hang out, smoke weed and his mom orders a bunch of pizzas for us
>we watch TV for a bit, The Office or some other easy-to-digest shit
>friend shows me his brother's movie collection
>find Dr. Strangelove on the shelf
>"dude this movie fucking owns I love this movie we gotta watch it"
>they miss all the funny parts and eventually fall asleep, only waking up with the end music

>watch movie with girl
>try to kiss her
>she dodges me like this

word to the wise, remember pearly harbour

>Buy Mad Max: Fury Road for my dad's birthday
>it's still in the wrapper months later

The only reason I'm just annoyed is that we have seen the movie in theaters.

you're dad's a fucking pleb, kill him and take over the family

I got up and started pacing the room for a few minutes after seeing that gif.

no, he a good boy he dindu nuffin

he's actually really into the Dirty Harry movies and The X-Files and shit, his taste is fucking spastic and I wish he had more time for tv/movies so I could show him some more of my favorites

GET OUT. GET YOUR SHIT AND GET OUT

>not fucking her first then watching the movie in bed

jesus it's not rocket surgery guys sort yourselves out fucking hell.

This. I couldn't keep a girl's attention through O Brother, Where Art Thou? and SHE picked it out.
>Where did this guy come from?
They just picked him up on the side of the road like a minute ago.
>What's his whole deal?
You just talked over it. He sold his soul to the devil to play guitar.
I pretty much had to repeat every line of dialogue while we watched pictures go by and we turned it off half way through. We were on a long bus ride, too, so it's not like we had anything else to be doing.

my dad got John Adams on DVD back when it came out and the plastic is completely intact

how am I supposed to get a boner before the final fight scene?

meet more attractive girls who wash their hair

>try and show my parents There Will Be Blood because it's one of my favorite movies ever
>dad is initially in for the ride and mom kinda feigns interest
>mom gets a phonecall and goes to the kitchen and speaks with someone for like 45 min, misses a bunch of integral pieces
>dad buggers off to make a sandwich or something and just generally finds distractions
>end of the movie coming up
>"user why is he being so mean to that man, he called him a bastard"
>"wait he doesn't like the preacher??"
>"why is he talking about milkshakes?"
>movie ends, "I'm finished" followed by loud ass music
>I'm sitting alone on the couch while watching my favorite movie again

every time man

Fuck off newfag tripnigger

>watching movie with friend
>friend gets up to use the bathroom
>"keep watching, I'll be back"

>lel it's the greatest meme on twitter right now
>better post it on Sup Forums

>showing someone the sopranos
>they like it and watch it themselves

hehe this one surely happens often hehehe how unfortunate

Rickity REKT

>So what'd I miss? What's that character's name?

this is entirely ok if it's just a 'flick', there's tons of throwaway scenes in those

I convinced my girlfriend to watch LOTR with me. We set aside a day to marathon the extended editions. She was texting during the charge of the Rohirrim at Pellenor Fields.

Women are the weaker sex.

owee

Nice.

>she wants actual interaction and not childish tween fantasy movies

Get out.

>about to watch film
>friend wants to eat something while watching it
>force him to finish it before starting the film
>make sure we've both gone to the bathroom so we don't have to pause and restart the film
I take extreme pride in watching cinema correctly.

No, I will pack this bong though

probably got bored of nothing new happening after the first 40 minutes

>he stopped coming over because i wouldn't let him drink beer
>would not understand your iq lowers even with one drink in you and being inebriated doesn't make you appreciate a movie more
I generally don't approve of not being at peak mental health at all times, but it's my house and my rules and it's a story for fucks sake.

that's why I only smoke weed before watching kino

>Watching a movie with friends
>They shut it off when the credits start

How fucking disrespectful

You are a real faggot. Enjoy your water and rice and boiled chicken.

What made me mad was that she agreed to watch them if I let her have an extra date night that week. She was texting Tyrone to pick her up at the time.

This is why, if we're not in the cinema, I refuse to watch serious films with my gf
She's been trying to get me to watch anomalisa with her since I told her how good it was (and apparently she can't watch it by herself) and I'm just not falling for it

>Have you seen x?

>Oh yeah totally! That was the one where y happened right? Yeah, I watched like half of it and then my mum called me to go shopping

Boring fucking movie

ahhhhhh fuck

o.k. dude

>watch Drive with friends
>they all love it
>turns out they liked it for all the incorrect reasons

You have to admit the movie is dry as all hell I would only watch it with one friend who I know likes movies as much as I do

do you even drive
>i drive

how do you even have friends

>watching movie with friend
>he doesn't skip through the cliche parts and forced romancee

>talking to friend around Halloween
>she wants to see a horror movie
>she proffers up Scary Movie
>explain how it's not a horror film, or a comedy for that matter
>"What about Scary Movie 2?"

Almost killed myself there and then

You forgot about being comfortable while watching the movie, I'd rather watch it alone than put up with your authoritarian mindset

You are a pleb of the highest caliber. I bet you liked Civil War

>get a cool movie to watch with dad after he complains about us not doing anything anymore
>he falls asleep halfway through it

>make joke
>autistic friend nearly kills himself