ITT random facts about your cunt

ITT random facts about your cunt

>2nd largest mountain here
>3 of the biggest mountain ranges
>Largest irrigation system
>Produces 80% of the worlds soccer balls

>Largest country in the world
thats it

>2nd largest mountain here
>3 of the biggest mountain ranges
>Produces 80% of the worlds soccer balls
Wew lad. Always just an inch behind.

My cunt:
>92% white (shitskins and muzzies out)
>soon to be an official colony
>only country continent on the planet

Other than that nothing. We're mediocre desu.

>country where it rains the most

No. 1 (ONE) producer of slags - Worldwide

nothing much really, just the usual
>conquered most of the world
>invented modern civilisation and economics


it's a shame we don't have any big mountains to compensate for our shortcomings.

We invented irc, the first Web browser, sms, smartphones, 3G, 4G, 5G, Linux, etc .

We also make more successful selling games than any country per capita.

Our biggest immmigrant group are Russians.

Our best immmigrant groups are Japanese, Indians, Ethiopians, Thais and Kenyans

>187,888 lakes
>#1 in coffee consumption per capita
>#1 in milk consumption per capita
>100 years as a independent nation in december this year

>Majority religion is Catholic
>Most doughnut shops per capita
>No. 1 producer of rapeseed oil

>invented modern civilisation and economics
>conquered most of the world
You have the Greeks to thank for that Nigel.

There are 352 mountain peaks over 2000 m in height on the 20,273 km2 of Slovenia.

>99% White
>seasons are shitting themselves recently, sometimes going autumn > winter > spring > winter again > spring again > summer
>new government will take us all the way back to communism
>we literally don't learn about other countries at all

''''invented the tie'''''

>Australia has the largest population of wild camels in the world, approximately 700,000

They were introduced in the 19th Century for transportation in the outback

>Our best immmigrant groups are Japanese, Indians, Ethiopians, Thais and Kenyans
This is an opinion, not a fact.

We have consistently fucked up in almost every major decision for the last 700 years.

>This is an opinion, not a fact.
I don't know about that. I read a few Finnish statistics for crime per ethnicity and Japs/Poos committed the least amount of crime.

We're something like the first or second largest producer of rose oil.
We invented the Cyrillic script Russia uses.
The "balkan" mountain range the peninsula is named after is mostly located in Bulgaria.
We sided with the Germans in both world wars and German id the second most studied language in Bulgaria.
ehh that's it

Were a shit country to live in but apparently that is offset by the fact we conquered a bunch of technologically backwards peoples 200 years ago

>The Australian Alps receive more snow than the Swiss Alps
>Largest farm is the size of Belgium
>Melbourne is the largest Greek speaking city after Athens and Thessaloniki
>Abos were considered flora and fauna until 1967

(nice dubs)
you also have the deepest lake

Himalayas>Kiwi alps

>We have as many Greeks here as we have in diaspora
>Some of our guys are Muslims and live in Syria, while some Syrians are Greek Orthodox
>Many of us stayed in Egypt after building the Suez canal
>we have 2 (two) Nobel awards in literature
>we achieved the first allied victory in WW2
>We're great friends with Serbia and Armenia
>we are the most anti-Semitic country in Europe
>hating eachother is our favourite hobby
>most of our art is about sadness and melancholy yet we're one of the least suicidal countries in Europe

Only rain forest left in europe

>kiwi
He's Australian you fucking idiot

stupid wog

The last one isn't true, it was just that if you had any problems or had to deal with aboriginals, you went through the department of horticulture or agriculture or something.

you just got baited mate

> Pioneered nuclear physics despite being nuclear free
> First to give women the vote
> Make the United Nations butthurt by stopping The Cook Islands, Niue and our other irrelevant Pacific territories from pursuing independence.