What's the strangest thing you've put in your asshole?

What's the strangest thing you've put in your asshole?

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Prep H wipes.

HIV

Dog dick

Another asshole

Flamin hot cheetos

A penny.

>seriously

Serious? Gonna need more info yo.

my friend's cock

Poop.

Somebody else's.

Probably the handle of a hairbrush

>no homo

details needed.

i wanna know story

NEED DETAILS

tell us.

Your mamma's tongue.

A few dog dicks

...

>A stray pit comes into our yard.
>we tie him up in an old barn
>I get home from work
>walk over and pull my shorts down
>he licks my ass
>my dick gets hard and i reach for his cock, wrapping around the knot and give a tug
>he starts humping and mounts me
>a few stabs and his cock slips in and immediately begins to inflate while thrusting at least six times a second
>he keeps pumping his knot in and out of me
>it pounds my prostate and i cum harder than i ever have
>he gives a final thrust and lodges his massive knot in my ass
>he pumps so much cum in me and pulls out
>i suck him off and drink the cum he keeps spurting
>the next time he mounts me with no encouragement and pounds another prostate orgasm out of me

the collective embodiment of the narcissistic tendencies of an entire campus full of art students

Bumpity bump

one of these
I ended up bleeding a little bit

My girlfriends room mates dildo.

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I used my moms dildos a couple times

My girlfriend's dick.

My next girlfriend's tongue.

my girlfriends foot. couldn't get the heel in though

Raw meat

aye, le mao zedong

my ex fisted me sometimes

A Sharpie

...

A completely Hand in the pussyhole and in the asshole at same time

Replica of my own penis, or sisters toothbrush.
Not sure which is better/worse

Hey! Ive done a replica of my own penis up my ass! might do it tonight even1

How did someone beat me to this

Plastic toy hammer

I work in a morgue, once got a little buzzed on cheap vodka and used a dead milf's fingers to massage my prostate while I squeezed her big cold tits.

...

Horse dildo

wtfff

YOU Know those things that hold towells ? thin long thingy attached to the wall
that.

A lot of glue


Because I was always putting my brother's dick inside my asshole

So

I had to close it


Kek

oh man goddamn