What's the strangest thing you've put in your asshole?
What's the strangest thing you've put in your asshole?
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Prep H wipes.
HIV
Dog dick
Another asshole
Flamin hot cheetos
A penny.
>seriously
Serious? Gonna need more info yo.
my friend's cock
Poop.
Somebody else's.
Probably the handle of a hairbrush
>no homo
details needed.
i wanna know story
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Your mamma's tongue.
A few dog dicks
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>A stray pit comes into our yard.
>we tie him up in an old barn
>I get home from work
>walk over and pull my shorts down
>he licks my ass
>my dick gets hard and i reach for his cock, wrapping around the knot and give a tug
>he starts humping and mounts me
>a few stabs and his cock slips in and immediately begins to inflate while thrusting at least six times a second
>he keeps pumping his knot in and out of me
>it pounds my prostate and i cum harder than i ever have
>he gives a final thrust and lodges his massive knot in my ass
>he pumps so much cum in me and pulls out
>i suck him off and drink the cum he keeps spurting
>the next time he mounts me with no encouragement and pounds another prostate orgasm out of me
the collective embodiment of the narcissistic tendencies of an entire campus full of art students
Bumpity bump
one of these
I ended up bleeding a little bit
My girlfriends room mates dildo.
here
I used my moms dildos a couple times
My girlfriend's dick.
My next girlfriend's tongue.
my girlfriends foot. couldn't get the heel in though
Raw meat
aye, le mao zedong
my ex fisted me sometimes
A Sharpie
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A completely Hand in the pussyhole and in the asshole at same time
Replica of my own penis, or sisters toothbrush.
Not sure which is better/worse
Hey! Ive done a replica of my own penis up my ass! might do it tonight even1
How did someone beat me to this
Plastic toy hammer
I work in a morgue, once got a little buzzed on cheap vodka and used a dead milf's fingers to massage my prostate while I squeezed her big cold tits.
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Horse dildo
wtfff
YOU Know those things that hold towells ? thin long thingy attached to the wall
that.
A lot of glue
Because I was always putting my brother's dick inside my asshole
So
I had to close it
Kek
oh man goddamn