ITT: Make Poles butthurt with one sentence

Poles and Germans look same.

Kocham Polskę.

Russia

Tpиждынeдeлимaя Пoльшa

The one time Poland was a relevant empire, it was basically entirely run by Jews and Baltics.

triggered

Poland as an independed state has never existed before XX century

Poles and Germans don't look the same.

Poles are east germ*n in denial

Polish diaspora is better than Polish Poles.

Polish language is easy to learn.

Poles don't look slavic at all

No they don't, all polish have buzzcuts

Poland and Germany are natural allies

The Mexicans of Europe.

the jews taught poles how to eat, drink, breathe, walk, sleep, and bathe

Poland is the Jap*n of Europe

The only polish cities worth visiting are german.
Poles should be thankfull, we're the only reason they are still around.

Katyn was justified.

Russian vodka > Polish wodka

most of these are either untrue or true and non-triggering

>he gets triggered on factoids
Spoken like a true pole.

During its development Poland always looked up to Russia

>Poland

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The only good thing to have come out of Poland in recent years is InCase.

Poles are simply western Ukrainians.

Come on, let's not take it too far!

Literally white niggers that are good at fixing toilets

Polish women love the BGC (big german cock)
I'm not even memeing

Filipinas de Europa.