So user we heard you like /brit/, is this true? edition
/brit/
anime
/balt/
ree
how could you not be self absorbed if you're that good looking?
you can get literally anything you want out of life
Hila
Bane?
CUT
MY
LIFE
INTO
PIECES
no i hate generals
what boards do you browse m'ladies?
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want to impregnate Juno and force her to keep the baby desu
>lecture started 12 minutes ago
>asda delivery still hasnt arrived
3dpd get out
"I have to go, bye!"
cannae wait to get into the office and start wagecucking
AndromaJUST
whats happening in south africa lads? I'm seeing an increasing number of posters from there saying something bad is about to happen
i've seen all the halloween and friday the 13th films but never the texas chainsaw massacre films
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It’s also mine
starting to think having a part time job may be the true redpill
Hannibal lector is a better husbando than any of those. He's classy and he'd treat you right
Jacob "kill the boer" Zuma is being a fat cunt as per telegraph.co.uk
If they released a remastered version of the original trilogy on the PS4 I'd buy it. I literally wanked over the alien strip club haha
going to pirate it anyway
what
did a little titter
white genocide
nonce
Alright lads teach me how to flirt
I'm very bad at this kind of thing
/brits/ OUT
maybe andromeda 2 will be good
mass effect 1 was shit compared to the second one remember
Hannibal Lectar is a stuck up southern gaybo whose claim to fame in prison is biting a nurse's nose off
I mean I guess that would be alright if you weren't a health worker
i like michael myers the most, it's like he's not even human and is just a physical manifestation of pure evil
ayy bby I can smell yer puss from here
pls explain
Pulled a sickie at work, feel like a right rebel
yeah but Wayne's World was pretty funny tbf
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Mass Effect 1 was brilliant wtf you on about?
*braaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppppppppppp*
O-oh, sorry a-user
*hypnotises you into swallowing your own tongue*
i heard aurora illinois is a ghetto these days
>asda
fuck off poortherner
BOG
STANDARD
MIDDLE
CLASS
LASS
For me, it's empire, the best eating apple
really wish a nude version of that existed
wish i had a job desu
Remember Scotland was promised more powers in 2014?
Did that ever happen or what
only post in this thread
lower middle class at best.
its just absurdist humour la, not much to explain
yeah but the second one was objectively better
Would that you only could get past your parents' firewall, Freddy
so when are these new fappening pics being released? i want to see holly willoughby's
same
might do a mike nolan and just start wearing a high vis shirt and do cashies for the rest of my life
and back to the bog she goes
Not by much they just make it more casual and shooterish ME3 was easily the worst, I remember that you had to do online to get something in the single player game which really pissed me off at the time.
slags
BARRET
HOUSING
ESTATE
>the """"""""""""conservative"""""""""""" party
has that show really penetrated into the australian cultural consciousness
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7AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.
11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.
3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.
6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.
2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.
5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
is this actually a tranny or have i been rused?
dont care about that coalburning literal who
you need to leave your house more
definition of shant
reckon my best shot at having a fufilling sex life is breaking into the milf sector
Who is your favourite Irish boxer?
Hello motherland,
I'm here to tell you that Keira Knightley is your best woman.
chebs gf
i usually avoid /brit/ when the school kids and first year college students start saying its a normie general
stupid cunts haven't even realised they're already gone beyond normiedom and can never return
Check out the autism at the start of this
'ish women age in dog years
Hollys has already been leaked. Someone on Sup Forums posted a few webms of her in the Harly Quinn outfit flashing her tits.
Morning lads
Feeling a bit poorly, going to eat some French toast in a bit and read. What your plans?
nothing
ummmmm wrong sweetie x
More?
>gf
I fear you misapprehend the nature of the tinder.com application environment
my compliments to your buxom bosom m'lady
>6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.
this is definitely the worst /brit/
>5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
it's usually pretty comfy
>'ish
what
hmm where can i find these?
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Why are you showing me a boy?
cuckservatives
REUNITE IRELAND DESTROY ""great""britanistan
(not capitalized because I lack respect for your shithole)
the best is from 1 am onwards
>11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.
shall be contaminating this time period with myself
not been on during 5AM - 7AM in a whle but back when i was a NEET this was depression/thailad hours
absolute rotter
Stop posting this little goblin woman
I saw it during the Emma Watson leak days ago. See if /gif/ has a fappening thread.
The conservatives have to try to build a black voter base, lad.
*smacks your arse*
behave yourself young man
cannot bring myself to find chinks attractive
little runty alien goblins
My chebs gf
*teleports in the sky over London and drops some bombs*
Heh.. nothing personell. Untermensch.