Why are vintage tits so much bettar

Why are vintage tits so much bettar
than moderntits? Why was I born 50 years
too late to enjoy best tits? WHY

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Tits really haven't changed. The methods used in selecting them for publication have changed.

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show UR evidence pls

Vintage tits don't have fucking tattoos all over them.

this

t. professional tit inspector

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Pussy. Don't forget the bush

Cause you like to lick hairy, hairy pussy, with hair growing all over it and no shaving ever, yum.

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This thread is about tits, not pussy,
you fckn moron.

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Because women looked different and the camera style has changed to give that effect.

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This

Julia Parton was da bomb back in 80s.

Back then the only time you seen tits is if someone took a picture of them which was all set up, staged, photographers, lighting, and the models where probably combed through like a lice brush. Today is just like ISIS crashed a nuclear train into the hoover dam and unleashed a tidal wave of every tit on the planet therefore reducing the standard.

Torpedo tits were fucking horrible. I prefer comfortable handfuls

>women looked different
"different" = BETTAR

We leave the proof to the reader. Or you might believe those of us who were your age when these girls were young. The magazines did not have Photoshop back then. They relied on airbrushing, a laborious and expensive process, and invested a lot more effort in screening the models.

>Today is just like ISIS crashed
>a nuclear train into the hoover dam
wat

no evidence, no proof, no belief
gtfo fgt pls

exactly