Cut my damn finger at work today

Cut my damn finger at work today.

Lmao you're a dumbass

HMMM where you work at?

cut the other side so it's symmetrical

I'm a butcher at a local food chain

Is your name Pete by any chance?

You possibly deserve it anyways OP, how did you fucked up?

His name is Robert Paulson

Oh just wondering i had a co-worker cut his finger today
now that i think about it i think, i think was a different finger

Oh I did, it'll make me more careful now. I was filleting chicken

Pussy

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any job is hard at the beginning, just keep at it and you will be slicing any meat subconsciously.

But yeah, hurting yourself is a good incentive to do it right, I learned it the hard way too.

Im not a doctor
but that looks like it needs stitches

Staple it shut

haha pretty nasty cut

Nah

I got stitches, three of em

Your a pussy

Thanks for the kind words, i love the job so far, it was really unexpected, just something i need to watch out for more now

It hit bone. Lucky my machete was dull as it can get or I would've lost a finger for sure.

thought i didnt have to at first, but the boss suggested it. i was willing to come back into work but they told me to take a day off

Are you op? If you are and you got stitches for that you must've been sheltered as a child.

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I don't have a good pic but this was like an inch deep into my hand

Nice. How'd that happen? Looks clean.

theres actually an interesting story behind this injury if anyone wants to hear it

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Oh for fucks sake yeah. looks like you came close to losing that one.

His name is Meatloaf

i got my left middle finger pretty much amputated a few years ago at work, was just held on by a tad of skin. they sewed it back on at the ER and can barely tell today. sadly dont have the pics available atm

Alright yeah you win

Do you still have feeling in that finger? I for a pretty nasty cut at the first knuckle of a finger and I can't really feel that portion of skin. I feel a different sensation.

Goddamn, you've got everyone beat

well fuck it im not one to tease, do we still do greentext here?

>be me
>18 yr old NEET living with parents
>mom was in and out of psych ward when i was 14-17
>developed a kink for calling my girlfriend mommy that i attribute to lack of attention from her
>get into an argument with her one night trying to go out with an old friend
>its 2am and she says she doesnt want me out with people 'doing drugs' or whatever
>clearly i need to hear this
>tell her she wasnt there for me during important years
>she said she was
>i yell 'THEN WHY DO I HAVE A MOMMY KINK? WHY DO I LIKE TO CALL {girlfriends name} MOMMY IN BED?"
>shes speechless
>walk up the stairs and yell "BITCH" at her

but it gets better

>fast forward a week later or so
>out with my sister
>she brings up the mommy kink thing
>get really silent
>get home, feel rage coming on
>start autistic screaming at my mother
>pick up glass cup, without thinking, smash it down on my desk
>blood everywhere, i pass out
>wake up in the hallway

18 stitches and 3 weeks later i cant really bend it, the tendon was completely severed.

TL;DR: mommy kink and autism lead to almost losing my finger

Lol you developed a kink little girls do

there's one tiny spot near the tip that has slightly less feeling but other than that it's normal.