I'm a sexpat in China, AMA

I'm a sexpat in China, AMA

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What's a sexpat

We'll op start with explaining what a sexpat is to my faggot ass.

A sexpat is a tourist who travels for the specific reason of having sex. In other words, they travel to different places and have sex with people they meet.

How many people have you fucked so far in China? How long have you been there so far?

How were the lays in China. Also how much did those prostitutes cost.

Someone who lives in another country mainly for sexual purposes and less for making much more money than at home.

A pun on expat.

holy shit this is hot

You still here? But you didn't answer the questions from your last thread. Can't trust you now.

Guess my definition was a bit off then.

Tell us about the pussys in China.
>Are most of them shaved?
>Generally normal pussys?
>Tight?

>What's the age of consent?

Which questions? Were you the zillion question dude?

I posted I'd be back.

These are good questions. I am also curious.

>what's the age of consent?

7-8 years I think. I came to China having had one gf before and nowadays I have a new girl every other week.

I mainly post this as motivation for you anons who are into azns and don't really get laid back home.

Do you ever miss white pussy?

I mean I like Asians too. But not enough to move to China for the sole purpose of fucking them.

Tits and a timestamp.

Also, I hear asian vaginas are tight and shallow. How are they liking your Arby's Roast Beef Max by comparison?

>Are most of them shaved?

Nope, as hairy as it gets. You can make them do it tho.

>>Generally normal pussys?

Not sure what you mean, see pic.

>Tight?

Ya, but if they're super wet and into it they can feel wide pretty quickly. Not like a virgin boys ass for sure.

>What's the age of consent?

Dunno, don't care, they look young enough to me well into their 20s.

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>Do you ever miss white pussy?

Not really, only got laid once before I moved to China anyway.

There are white women here as well if you move to Beijing (why would anyone ever do that with the crazy pollution?) or Shanghai.

They're 30+ for the most part though and / or ugly, so I never bothered.

ok, so did you basically go over there because you couldn't get laid over here?
It sounds like you are basically using your whiteness as currency since you are rare to these birches.

>It sounds like you are basically using your whiteness as currency since you are rare to these birches.
idiot, we aren't in the 1990th

I've been to China. 1 billion Chinese.

You are rare. Stop acting like you are not.

White people are rare as it is all over the world. They are especially rare in China. Just because you might live in an international city and probably around other foreigners doesn't make you less rare.

how much did you pay for visa, moving costs?
age?

Hey you're back. So what's the plan, marry one and settle down?

>ok, so did you basically go over there because you couldn't get laid over here?

I was super bored at home, had a boring job, not getting laid, the city sucked so I went to Asia for some adventure.

I could probably get laid back home now as well cause I'm older and more manly looking now at 30, but I really can't be bothered.

Life is good so why mess up a good thing?

>It sounds like you are basically using your whiteness as currency since you are rare to these birches.

While I consider myself to be above average looking, Chinese girls don't give much on that. They see me as an adventure, a guy who can get them a greencard, a living LV bag of sorts.

Do you actually speak any of the Chinese languages? Or do you just motion towards your cock and give a wink?

Isn't it extremely illegal for you to be on this website?

>So what's the plan, marry one and settle down?

Hells nah. The only happily married guys here have rich wifes and laze at home while raising the kids.

Marriage is an act of scarcity. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

I'm not in best Korea.

Kek

So, Youtube is banned in China, but not Sup Forums?

so you went to China to have sex there?
Wow, you must have been on the edge of killing yourself to be that desperate. Chinese women are beyond nasty, not only do their pubes look nasty but their faces are just....literally shaking rn

Ya, took me about 2 years to get to near fluency.

There are enough young girls that speak some engrish though.

I used a VPN - not blocks

you're nothing but a little lying bitch

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kek

...

So where in China are you?

Pics are not mine, just used something relevant.

AW OP YOU FUCKING FAG

a white guy that can't get laid in his own country so he goes to an asian country to try to get laid

idiot
... please go down, mum is waiting to have lunch with whole family

Who is it more fun to trigger: Asians that can't pick up their own women; or White people back in the West who can pick up neither White nor Asian women?

where do you meet this woman? i admire you OP luv me some chinese pussy

>Other races fuck white women
>Perfectly acceptable
>White men fuck outside their race
>Line suddenly crossed
>No agenda
>Pure coincidence

Guangzhou

If you speak Chinese and don't mind slumming it with peasant worker there are swarms of them around working 6 days a week in shit tier factory jobs that see you as their ticket to freedom.

Pic related.

Hnng

But panheads are so ugly. I'm not even going to be one of those guys who tells you you suck for going after Asians, but why dude? They're not attractive.

So which is it?

Are they kinky in bed? Like do they know shit?

What other kind of guy us there? Haha.

Wut?

Not really, most are low libido, low experience, but fucking them hard can bring out the slut.

Acting as though whites aren't Asians first choice. Hahaha. Keep living in your own head little guy.

Nice, any virgins?

>can't get laid so went to China
>1000$ plane tickets and visa shit
>only fucked an ugly ass bitch
>should gone to Nevada

Can confirm. This is spot on.

>source: white dude who has a thing for FOB chinks in the US

go to Tijuana instead

How do FOBs react when whitey approaches them?

>Acting as though whites aren't Asians first choice
Except that's not what I did; you read that shit entirely on your own, spastic.

Shanghai and Sichuan are where the fine chink bitches are

Forget it you idiot. What the hell happened here? I took a break from this place for all of a week tops. I come back and people are noticeably more retarded. Where did you come from?

Whats the problem with that. If he stayed in his country you would make fun of him for not getting pussy

I have never been the hundredth guy in line (mostly second or third) but I wouldn't go for a virgin. That's just a shitstorm waiting to happen. Unless you do a loli I don't see the appeal in virgins here. Girls here don't know shit either way and a local guy humping her for a minute or two compared to a foreign savage with a big dick is a totally different world.

Gotta disagree. I lived for a year in Changsha, Hunan, and holy fuck was there some fine pussy. That was 2008 and Westerners were still rare in Changsha. World Teach cunts have probably fucked it all up by now.

what race are you?
is it really easier for whites and harder for brown people?

>what race are you?

White

>is it really easier for whites and harder for brown people?

Step up your dress game, don't look like you come from the third world and you'll have success.

If you're black, some people will love you, others not so much. There are some on youtube.

I'm going there in may. Got any spots I must check out? Really want to fuck a Chinese girl

Lel

>Got any spots I must check out?

I presume you don't speak chinese, so just go to expat bars in Tianhe and assume all single / with female friends girls speak some english and are open to white dick.

Also check out Lan Kwai Fong in Hong Kong

Pro tip: Claim to be in finance. Ain't saying she a gold digger but she ain't fucking with no non millionaire nigga...

Cheers dude

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>Ain't saying she a gold digger but she ain't fucking with no non millionaire nigga
>non-millionaire
Fuck I thought white wimminz were bad.

>to try to get laid
this guy pays for escorts

good fucking lord, how pathetic do you have to be to not get laid in china!?

That still doesn't answers his question. Would you get in trouble if they find you are using a VPN to bypass the blockade?

>Not like a virgin boys ass for sure.

>Fuck I thought white wimminz were bad.

That part was about HK. Singapore is the same. Autistic women with nothing who think they deserve millionaires. I happily play along though.

Most people in China don't earn shit so their expectations are more realistic (unless she is model tier looking that is).

Hey does anybody have the picture of that white guy in China being hugged by a chunky, drunk panhead and he's clearly not enjoying himself?

Have you ever crossed paths with a fellow sexpat?

>Autistic women with nothing who think they deserve millionaires
I take it back; they sound exactly like white wimminz.

White women get wet for ripped bodies though, even if you're broke as fuck.

Chinese women not so much though.

Got no shekels and no status and they won't even look at you. Ask all the local incels.

So you fuck little kids inb4 62 year old white guy

He means a sex tourist- ugly guys that can't get laid so pay for it in foreign countries

Ya, 18+ year old kids and no I'm 30.

You said you don't care and you don't know so pretty sure your down here fucking underage girls and boi pussy

Wow. I am surprised.

>not settling down to breed and raise inferior hapa trash

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU

Butthurt azn detected.

How do the girls over there feel about anal sex?

About as unenthusiastic as about giving blowjobs. One girl recently told me "It's for animals!".

I make them do it though.

So, how many chinks do we have in this thread and how many from the non inferior white master race? No fuckin exceptions like in born and raised in great America gooks

Are you even attracted to most of the women or just doing it for the sake of it ? When I was in China, I realised there was an endless supply of 6's, but just get to the point of why bother....especially cause u said u go for plain factory girls.

isn't life itself being a sexpat?

Are you able to have a comfortable life back in USA or are you now fairly poor by USA standards and deprived of work experience besides teaching etc ?

So they will blow a dog, wouldn't they?

Guangzhou has a male majority from the amount of businessmen plus the population is no stranger to wealth or foreigners, given that it's just about the closest part of mainland China to Hong Kong and full of business people....seems like the worst place to find pussy in the country ?

Not from the US. I'm from yurop, which is turning into a caliphate really quick and I will never go back.

If I was from the US I'd probably move back at this point as I'm really fit and on top of my game, but the quality of living was always really low to me in yurop + too many muslim savages.