Why are you not pansexual?

Why are you not pansexual?

Why is the sky not ultraviolet?

Because it is and the human eye doesn't see that spectrum

But I am, kek.

Because I'm not attracted to pans.

I am technically, but I'm not a pretentious faggot so I go as bi.

Rate me

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because i am not gay

Why is water wet?

Why would a pan fag be pro Trump? He wants you to go piss in the Men's bathroom whether you wear a dress or whatever

How long is a length of string?

This.

Because it never pans out.

*rimshot!*

because I'm not a mentally ill Liberal.

>because I'm not a mentally ill Liberal.
>retarded conservative, detected

REEEEEEE SOMEONE'S DIFFERENT THAN ME THEY MUST BE ONE OF THEM LIBTARD SNOWFLAKES

Fucking hot / 10

>Why are you not pansexual?

Theres no such thing.

>Pansexualism is nothing more than a meme forced by hipsters

How about it's a qualified subset of bisexual? Some bisexual people don't want to date trans people. Pansexuals at least make it clear that they're up to the task.

>pansexual
As a bisexual, I say shut up. We bisexuals had the "pansexual" fake sexuality role for a long, long time. Stop making up words for shit that already exists, snowflake. You are offending those of us who created the acceptance that allows you to create causes where there are no reason to really fight. If you ever said "I identify as..." instead of "I am...", shut the fuck up. You are like rich kids who think they struggle with finances.

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