Ask a pizza driver anything
work is slow af
Ask a pizza driver anything
work is slow af
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how likely would you be willing to take payment for pizzas via sex?
would any hole do?
I'd fuck anything, I'm so desperate
Man , that pizza's sad af
Do you prefer burping or farting?
Since you drive around your town, you must know who the drug dealers are right?
I"ll have to give it a try next time i order
That pizza is as sad as my job
Why not both
I know the stoners
so would you bang?
or am i just going to get the cops called on me?
I would bang
How in the fuck are you.driving a pizza? Holy fuck!! You hold the key to revolutionizing civilization as we know it. Ending wars, stopping pollution and doing away with OPEC and other petrol based cartels....this is incredible. How much milaege do you get on a large pepperoni?
promise?
Good luck
No no, i only deal with cheese pizza
Ya know the krabby patty car?
Well that
Why not
Better than having to deliver to niggers
How many times have you delivered pizza and a fat middle aged man holding a pony and balloons and a box of candy has opened the door looking for the loli?
I'll 4cerial try this and post some sweet greentext of the results.
I half expect that i'll just get perma banned from deliveries though.
for teh lulz though amiright?
About 7 times
What kind of car do you drive? Is it your own or the company's?
I drive my own 1995 Mazda Lantis
Good luck
Nice, does it permanently smell like pizza at this point?
Do you work for Papa Johns or Papa Johns?
this makes it 8
If it does I have no idea, I can't smell pizza anymore
I work for Hell pizza
This makes it 9?
Have you sold your soul yet?
not yet, saving the sale for when this job falls through
how do you know exactly the location where you need to deliver the pizza to if you dont know the area you work at too well, do you guys have GPS or something?
I use google maps on my phone, work is too cheap to buy their drivers GPS systems
When was the last time a nigger, or a jew, or a woman, gave you a tip?
Haven't had a jew or a nigger tip me but a woman did tip me 50cents last week
how much do you make, also do you not carry a gun?
Ever fuck a customer in the pussy?
I make 200-300NZD a week and I live in a country where there isn't a risk of getting shot
>thing
Hmm
Not yet
yup, I'd stick my dick in a wood saw at this point
18th month? Amerifats sure are dumb af.
Just buy a fuck doll with a fleshlight user
Has any co-worker died in a crash?
Can't, my parents check my mail and that shit isn't sold in my town
Nope, people in my country are competent drivers
Have you ever jizzed into someone's pizza? Or spit? Or anything similar? Or has any of your coworkers done it?
I've put a ghost pepper on an asshole customers pizza hidden under all the toppings
Have you ever been at someplace, recognizing everybody's face, until you realized that there was no one there you knew?
No?
That's tame.
Well I know
ha ha! this comment is funny because she an inbred guttersnipe from G.B.
where everyone is retarded because they are inbred.
ha ha.
I know, I'm still working up to jizz cream sauce
Godspeed user
Thank you good sir
Where r u located?
New Zealand
Sorry, where r u located in NZ?
Nelson
Are you looking forward to Marchfest?
What's your favorite kind of pizza?
The one with all the meat
Nah. couldn't really care
Did you plan for your life to be this shit or did it just happen?
cheese pizza
nastiest thing you ever saw put on pizza / while delivering
anyone asked for a pizza with extra sausage if ya catch my drift