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Gamesmaster edition

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your thoughts on bums?

big fan

desk fan

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus – Eminem (repeat 2x):]
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

real yank hours who up

I like the big ones

Rate mine

Delete this nocery

FUCK white people

president toilet bog fart

Jamal Silverstein

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told this german off

DRUMPF

good lad

the gf

hmm

Alright lads what do I say now

Something like

>Oh no! You don't like younger guys?

Lads

You heard that there's Holly Willoughby nudes floating around?

New girl at work is wearing tights on her first day

off to make something of the day

black girl i know has angela davis type afro
shes well black
need to shag her

ayo girl lemme dust tthat cobweb

go on...

Are these two together? Will never understand what girls see in boys like that

I don't get it

proofs?

She's wanting you to tell her she looks young, compliment one of her pictures saying she doesn't look a day over whatever

>age is just a number babe

top turned into bottom

willing to take a look

how big?

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4330096/X-rated-photos-Holly-Willoughby-stolen.html

It's over all sorts of news sites, haven't seen anything yet though

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>go out to the kitchen to make myself a cuppa
>brother thinks its hilarious to scare even though I'm easily scared and can't handle that shit
>he scares me
>feel like I'm about to have a heart attack

>different nose bridge
>different upper lip
Nah, fuck off

all rise for the national anthem of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland

youtu.be/zwmUOJR-GwA

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THIQQQQQQ

>northern ireland
No such thing

adonbilivit

I just know I couldn't do anything with her

The only people who identity as "British" are people from "Northern Ireland" and non-Whites.

FACT

[Eminem:] Man what you know about a sweet MC, in the 313
None of these skills you bout to see come free
So you wanna be a sweet MC, you better become me
If you ever wanna be one see

[Verse 1: Eye-Kyu]
Yo some people say I'm whack, now if that's right
I'm the freshest whack MC that you ever heard, in your lifetime
My slick accapella sounds clever with the beats
Boy I'm the deepest thing since potholes to ever hit the streets
Forgot a gold digger's succubus , my souls thick with ruggedness
With the mic I'm like a dyke, can't no nigga fuck with this
I got more Different Strokes than Philip Drummound
On open mic I bone your women just to keep my lyrics coming (bitch)
We elevated to new heights premeditated
Let it be that I stated they hate it now that they see that I made it
The escalated can be put to the test of greatness
Snatch the heart from MC's and I ate it
So I take it that's the reason I'm hated
To represent my temperment
If rap was a dick all you so called hard MC's would not be impitant
But pimping it, and acting like you could rock a show (so)
Harder than LL's Rock the Bells, but you is a ho (now)
Everything that you collaborate I lacerate
My rhymes they keep coming like nympho maniacs that masturbate
At a faster rate, yeah I got something for your ass to hate
I blasterate, and have you all running master gates
And as for face clutching and touching the flows
I got them open like marijuana smoke up in your nose
Bucking these hoes, I got that shit down to a science
Leaving them hot and bothered, turned on like an appliance
Defiance, no we won't have that
You want your shit to blow up?
Well I'ma stuff some dynamite in your ass crack
And blast that shit to kingdom come
Then bring them some of this real hip-hop
I drop beats and you ain't singing or gonna do a thing about
And you all knew from Meeko
That you couldn't hold your own with the strength of Lou Forigno
So stop that bullshit and flow
Yo, you need to come with the real skills, and act like you know

Why is there 5€ notes in her shoe?

Getting paid to shit post right NOW

how do you even shag a bum like this? do you need to have a big willy?

get your eyes checked mate

What are some ways to earn money besides getting a part-time job or sucking old man cock in the 'spoons toilets for bennies

My ex gf had a big arse and yeah unless you've got the reach it can be hard. You can always just spread her cheeks with your hands though

Howled at this

gotta have sex in about 2 hours but I feel all bloated

No you just spread the cheeks

drug dealing (serious post)

>it's a pretend to find fat girls attractive episode

>bloated
what are you a middle aged woman

agreed

Watching ASMR done by a MALE

:)

4 french president candidates did a dab yesterday
dupont-aignan
macron
fillon
hamon
Smh

>done by a MALE

bet you are

low test bender

back to /cuteboys/ with you

Yeah xoxo

girl I know still sucks her thumb at 23

still don't know if this is a bloke or not

how could you fuq that without a big dick

gonna eat somewhere with my mum bye lads

Nearly creamed my drawers reading this

watch samurai jack

grow up

>knows about /cuteboys/
>calling anyone a bender

*dabs pour la préservation de la république*

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slim women > fat whores

pics

OUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

didn't imply i wasn't a bender as well now did i haha

Anyone else here lost all interest in gaming?

Genuinely no idea what's been going on in the gaming world for the last 4 years

is this real

jesus christ

eating a delicious and nutritious brekkie lads x

what did you have?

i ate a tub of ice cream

some greek yoghurt, almond butter, agave syrup, and fruit all mixed up in a bowl

New music genre: hop hop

me

used to love all the early ones growing up on gameboy/ps1/ps2/gamecube then got really into it when the xbox 360 came out, spent most of my waking hours on it before realising how fat i was and smashed it up in a fit of rage

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very healthy

good lad

i spent loads of time on my ps3
never got fat though

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me on the asphalt

me as the asphalt

I've been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe

New music genre: post-hop hop

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how do the postmen deal with dingos in a rig like this

are you bumming ?

Are they trying to get more yank posties

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New genre: Tip Top

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