Just got this message from some bimbo who thinks she has the right number

Just got this message from some bimbo who thinks she has the right number.

Trips decide what I text back to her.

Tuesday sound good?

What the fuck does may 15th have to do with anything? I'll get around to it when I have time, been busy.

trips for a fucking useless thread. kill yourself OP

>I'm sorry, I believe you have the wrong number.

imagine if that got trips

Bitch that kid ain't even mine you fucking whore.

I've gotta rid my leggings of ejaculate stains before I embrace the new day

One more roll

>It was you that fucked a nigger not me. You owe me that 8k

Last roll

One last try

Send nudes. kek

777 get

Is the kid autistic?

I will be unable to attend the co parenting or see the boy as I have an unnatural attraction to young boys and have an urge to finger their asshole whenever I come in to contact with them. I will however pay you the 8k if you let me finger the boys asshole

yeah whats your address ill be there soon
(then you go there and post pics)

reroll

Wait. Are you the guy I blew last night?

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I'll get serious about this shit when you send me more pics of them teddies

Dickpic?

Role

This

You that african salesman?

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suck a dick cunt

Tits or gtfo

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Bitch I ain't that ugly monkey's dad

He's a very special boy, he needs some time. I'll visit him soon.

Hi sweetie. I will come by later. Get that assplug ready.

I have cancer ;((((((( Our son too...

this is the most hilarious outcome

Well as I just dropped the jackpot on the lotto. I'll give you $1million to fuck off and leave the kid with me.

Test her/

Adress?

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rolin

this

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Wrong number but girl, I'm so sorry to hear this man is such a piece of trash. Typical.

I like trains

Sorry m'am, I believe you have the wrong number.

Tell you what. There's a solution that would help both of us out. You need your 8k back? Well I need my wiggity wang sucked. Every time you blow me, I'll give you back $1. If I get to blow the boy while you do it you get double. Sound good?

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Alright I'll pay up. Send the Adress and I'll be there soon

last time

Ask for address to come over and discuss

Get

Bump

Roal

thisss

I looked up her e-mail address since it was her full name, and....I thought she was gonna be black

Bump

cmon

I will kill you and our son tomorrow

Again

>Fucking kill yourself cunt

Rolling

Adress?

I'll sort you your 8k as soon as you send nudes. I'm lonely ffs

this

geet hyya

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Send the nudes for the 8k

BLAR NEK NEK

get now

This

Rill

8K? son?
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Send me nudes and Ill give you your money

Hey Billy Majonaise here!

dis pls

You have to eat all the eggs

>I'm sorry you caught me fucking our dog please can we out this behind us I miss the sweet sent if your ass

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rerollorino

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I'll give you the 8k if you say: Praise Kek. Also send nudes

sorry i had to spend it all on mouth herpes medications after starring in 13 indian oral gangbang flicks

roll for epic win

Get

My name is Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas

get ffs

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

They said I could never get 3 exact digits but I succeeded. Also I will pay up when you show your lumps.

I'm sorry about everything. I've got your 8k ready, is it ok to come over tonight? Tell the little one daddy will be there soon.

>night in

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rolling

get 785 pls

Suck a dick and send her the pic and tell her you joined the gay side

111 get

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