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Previous thread: News:

>Wonderboy-Woodley 2, Bisping-Romero likely
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/dana-white-tyron-woodley-vs-stephen-thompson-2-michael-bisping-vs-yoel-romero-likely

>Tate retired
mmafighting.com/2016/11/12/13612162/ufc-205-recap-miesha-tate-retires-after-loss-to-raquel-pennington

>Conor asks for ownership stake in UFC
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/after-ufc-205-win-and-baby-announcement-conor-mcgregor-says-he-deserves-piece-of-ufc-ownership

>UFC 205 reebux
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/ufc-205-athlete-outfitting-pay-champs-mcgregor-woodley-jedrzejczyk-lead-record-setting-payout

>UFC 205 walkout songs
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/fight-tracks-the-epic-walkout-songs-of-the-historic-ufc-205-at-msg-in-nyc

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Khabib

khabib is god

khabib

joanna is p4p #8 right now

she would beat khabib if they were the same weight

Romero

is this man going to start WW3?

Conair

>she would beat Khabib if they were the same weight

she was getting wrestlefucked by Claudia until Claudia gassed
Khabib has that dagestani cardio, he wouldn't gas

>nate is gonna get a title shot

oh shit

If I punched her once in the stomach she would be curled up in the fetal position

that frustration on peoples faces when they realize there is nothing they can do really makes my dick throb

How would a Schaub vs Conor go?

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Anyone win anything last night?

I only bet on one fight

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Schaub gets shadow realmed in the first exchange

schaub couldn't handle rothwell's punch lmao how would he handle conor's?

Inspect element is better than that fake tweet maker

First of all, congratulations to Conor on making history and his fans for their belief in their fighter.

But, did anyone find the fight a bit funny???

I have never seen a fighter the caliber of Alvarez run into the same hand over and over and over again. It's like every time Eddie was touched, he was hurt. I have never seen Eddie so lost on the ground. Those takedowns looked like the most telegraphed takedowns I have seen in the history of MMA.

Had a few friends at the event and they were saying that lots of people were talking about a dive.

What do you guys think??? Was Eddie Alvarez a submarine captain in his past work??

>trying hard

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Any webms oh Romero spinning back take on Weidman in da 2nd?

it's zero effort though

There goes any respect I had for him.

C-Level athlete weidman is finally banished

>zero effort
>brit

Schaub via sub in the 1st round.

I have no doubt in my mind Schaub would destroy him.

honestly i think eddie just lost the mind game. he needed to wrestle fuck him but he tried to stand. i dont think he was lying when he said that wasnt the game plan. not doing what he was supposed to do fucked him over hard.

He got knocked down like 4 times. I think all of his mind was not in there anymore after the first knockdown and it only got worse. Try hitting one of your friends in the jaw 4 times as hard as you can and then make them walk a straight line right afterwards. See how that goes.

What did she mean by this?

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Anybody saying Conor are either retarded or Meming. I'm not even a Schaub poster but cmon...

B L A C K E D
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she wants the black mamba

dont think people fully realize how rocked eddie was by that first knockdown. it was all downhill from there

Out boy heeming the Decisionator and our girl getting her belt back is going to be a great way to close out the GOAT year of mma.

>blacked

That first fight with the female tennis player was amazing.

So realistically when Goobz starts to freak out with the kid and dem moniez start to run out we will get a trilogy, right?

UFJew will NEVER give him a share in the company

This notion that Cody "Nobody loves him" Garbagerandt is supposedly my boy, angers me


Well done

WEBM OF KHABIB ARMBAR WHERE

says the cuck who unironically gives a shit about jewanna

any feddaweight would've been heemed by that shot, you can actually see Eddie go out, then wake up again on the way down

perry perma heeming jouban is what i wanna see

>waking up to the harsh reality that you're not even sure Khabib can stop McGoober now

it was a kimura
and it was in the OP of the last thread

You could see on his face, and by the fact his hands stayed up by his face as he fell instead of trying to break the fall, that he was completely out for a few seconds with their first hit.

New Zealand just sunk into the ocean. Good thing all their good fighters are in Australia.

Damn will Dana tell Conor to fuck off for asking for this shit and acting like he is the king? Other fighters have tried similar and been told happily to fuck themselves.

Also mike perry would fill his spot.

He's famous because ufc not the other way around.

>Wake up Conor, I found the treat box

Oh I see the goober casuals haven't left yet. Still Mad because Cody made him look like a bitch on TUF?

>Nate stands a chance without the weight advantage

Thanks
Literally don't know why I was calling it an armbar, what a tard

got a 200 word essay due tomorrow but I can't stop shitposting on /heem/

Yeah that first one was the worst of the bunch. He's definitely a little chinny based on other fights but he recovers well.

He was well out of his depth though

Lads help, I can't stop doing the Conor Vince McMahon meme walk.

What the fuck is wrong with Khabib fans? Him threatening the Irish fans wasn't cool either. Lots of hate in his heart. Like how he talked to Ariel.

Was Eddie's gameplan to keep getting countered by the same punch over and over again?

He was utilising his face to fist technique.

Careful

be careful you fat american pigdog

what's the topic i'll help you

We'll help you write it!

I'll start:

This essay is about

MISSING

Has anyone seen this man?

Last seen posting 8 month old fight clips on /heem/

Stay safe NZ shitposters.

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it means she's happy for her african american training partner and that you should stop watching porn

>Europe
Not even surprised DESU

"Nobody can take that left hand shot". Critically evaluate this statement whilst providing sufficient evidence.

Don't think there are that many NZ posters on /heem/

but nate took it

he took it and won twice

>Pukey Pimblett

All Ham to Allah!

sorry i don't recognize the flag

>This essay is about
Collin McGuillity, the decorated British Mixed Martial Arts Fighter who one TWO for da land.

Someone else continue

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One NZ shitposter is worth fifty Canadian shitposters.

chapter two edward alvarez and the sucking of the large irish nuts

It's fake you goon

>Mfw some casuals got to see Khabib fight for the first time last night
>Mfw they don't know that's how all his fights are

where are all the white fags who said wonderboy would heem woodley? lmao ur boy got his shit rocked

So who's happy here

I was excited to see my boy finally do what he wanted to do, its a great feeling

Still say Eddie won that

>Tfw didn't put a cheeky tenner on a draw

>there wont be a FW or LW title fight for at least another year

New embedded:

youtube.com/watch?v=9Zhqp1RUsrA

could karolina take that left hand?

F

We did it lads, we memed a 2 division world champion.

Praise Kek

up her gash maybe

legitimately better than eddie based on yesterdays fight card at least.

LEAVE JOANNA TO ME

Is anyone else surprised at how much Conair made Alvarez look like an amateur? Scary stuff desu senpai desu

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was conor right? will eddie ever be the same again?

Hi Dear I feel very well, except few small bruises I'm fine, and despite the verdict - the smile is still on my face. I promise you that I will return stronger in 2017- Belt will be my thank you with all my heart for such great support, you have no idea how much this means for me. THANK YOU!

Cute girl. Shame Yoanna is going to fuck her face up. She's going to resemble that taco meat after.

How much did you panic when Stephens almost heemed Edgar