>cowboys, the most american thing ever, were mexican
>burgers, the most american thing ever, are german
>american football, the most american thing ever, is english
>the statue of liberty, the most american thing ever, is french
>pizza, the most american thing ever, is italian
>apple pie, the most american thing ever, is dutch
>basketball, the most american thing ever, is canadian
>globalists will defend this
I know. Please stop bullying me, I didn't choose to be born in this no culture of our own country.
>cowboys
>Mexican
*cue laughing Spaniard*
Are you an immigrant? Using superlatives is the most american thing ever.
*cue laughing Arab*
*cue laughing Mongol*
>pizza, the most american thing
I heard that americans didn't even create their language, it's fucking pathetic.
>oil, the most Murican thing, is Polish
im sure handegg is an american invention
A lot of those things have evolved to the point where they're definitively and uniquely American.
Using that rigid standard, you could say:
>Anime, the most Japanese thing ever, is American because it was heavily influenced by Disney
>Nintendo, the most Japanese thing ever, is American because Atari
Etc...
Every culture has borrowed ideas from other previous cultures
>be me
>be son of immigrants
>people tell me i'm not a real american
>meanwhile everything america has is because of immigrants
JUST
legal or illegal immigrants?
>claims that the're mexican
>immediately admits they're not when called out
el ratto
wow it's almost as if the USA were some kind of aggregation of cultures that immigrated to it over several centuries..
I thought the first Cowboys were black?
WE?
Except they are.
>first globalist ITT
>jew
hmmm
>mexico, the most mexican thing, were spain
doesn't really matter if they're the ones holding the guns
At least they've got school shootings to call theirs
tfw brazil would have a higher number of school shootings but they dont have any schools
Can't argue with that, m8