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abos aren't human

poo poo pee pee normies get away from me

cannot fathom love

bit racist m8

taking a seat

Just autismo'd big time infront of the work lads at Nando's. Tempted to cide/hand in notice

Dutchcara

elaborate

that assumes abos are a different race, not a different species

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interesting

name any other civilization that managed to go 50,000 years without making any progress

My pockets

Getting ready to venture outside

Ugly bitch

>2b
my nigger

Steller post

do you wear cargopants

how many pockets do you have lol

grossed out by this
can't explain why

aussies aren't human

>It's a person claims to be a nerd but only reads summaries on wikipedia of superheros and just watches the movies

just booked a table to take the ol' mum out for brunch on mum's day

why is Sup Forums so fucking autistic
every edc thread there are a handful of people who literally carry multiple handguns every time they leave the house

wish i could draw, seems like a fun hobby

Brexit match thread

Theresa May's Brexit plans are neoliberal globalisation on steroids because the only way to succeed is to massively deregulate, globalise and open ourselves to the world (as supported by 'economists for brexit')... and there's a fair chance it will still leave us worse off overall, whilst at the same time completely fucking over the poor and increasing inequality. Their end goal is the UK becoming a low tax, light regulation, little welfare, offshore free market hub.

Goodbye workers' rights. Goodbye environmental protections. Goodbye British industry. Goodbye NHS.

The majority of people who voted for Brexit will get the opposite of what they actually want. Whether they realise or not (or admit it), and THEY are going to be the ones hit by Brexit more than anyone else. People have voted against something they're unhappy with (whether right or wrong) and they are only going to get EVEN MORE of it thanks to their vote. It's a fucking shambles.

you make the rest of us look bad. i thought we had a deal

Fuck off moot.
We have a chink now. We enjoy his all night threads better than yours. Okay he barely speaks english and he doesn't do all night threads.
ur a cunt

interesting
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comic fans are geeks not nerds

>alcatel
bon gars

The Irish

>UK Government Puts Broadband ISP Internet Snooping Measure ON HOLD due to ECJ
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WHAT THE FUCK??? How dare those euro fascists protect our human rights! Must be part of their plan to build the 4th Reich.

The sooner we leave and give Tories unequivocal power, the sooner it'll be a new golden age for Education, local services, rail investment, worker protections, and housing.

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Server asked for my table number but I spoke over him loudly with my order so he asked again even louder. Then I told him mild which he heard as medium which I just didn't question (I mentioned I hate spice to the guys like 5 seconds before). Then I didn't realise you had to get your cutlery so I got shot down when I asked the waiter

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Fuck off

>why are tech-heads on Sup Forums so fucking autistic
hmm

>I know exactly how things are gonna go down and, consequently, it's completely in-line with my opinions

FUCK THERESA MAY

FUCK DAVID CAMERON

FUCK BORIS JOHNSON

FUCK NIGEL CUNTING FARAGE

FUCK ALL OF YOU BACKWARDS DOLE SCROUNGING RACIST NORTHERN CUNTS FOR DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY AND OUR NATION JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HEARING PEOPLE SPEAK POLISH ON THE BUS

I'M MOVING TO CANADA AND I WILL BE LAUGHING AT YOU AS THE NHS IS DISMANTLED AND ALL YOUR BENEFITS ARE TAKEN AWAY AND YOU ALL DIE LIKE YOU FUCKING DESERVE YOU LITTLE ENGLANDER CUNTS

find bondage quite aesthetic but not even in a sexual way, just think rope and knots tying stuff up is cool to look at

I want the NHS to be dismantled though

Broken brexit britain

FOB

>FUCK THERESA MAY

>FUCK DAVID CAMERON

>FUCK BORIS JOHNSON

>FUCK NIGEL CUNTING FARAGE

>FUCK ALL OF YOU BACKWARDS DOLE SCROUNGING RACIST NORTHERN CUNTS FOR DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY AND OUR NATION JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HEARING PEOPLE SPEAK POLISH ON THE BUS

>I'M MOVING TO CANADA AND I WILL BE LAUGHING AT YOU AS THE NHS IS DISMANTLED AND ALL YOUR BENEFITS ARE TAKEN AWAY AND YOU ALL DIE LIKE YOU FUCKING DESERVE YOU LITTLE ENGLANDER CUNTS

>Destroying our economy

You realize our global credit rating went down DURING our membership in the EU, right?

>FUCK THERESA MAY

>FUCK DAVID CAMERON

>FUCK BORIS JOHNSON

>FUCK NIGEL CUNTING FARAGE

>FUCK ALL OF YOU BACKWARDS DOLE SCROUNGING RACIST NORTHERN CUNTS FOR DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY AND OUR NATION JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HEARING PEOPLE SPEAK POLISH ON THE BUS

>I'M MOVING TO CANADA AND I WILL BE LAUGHING AT YOU AS THE NHS IS DISMANTLED AND ALL YOUR BENEFITS ARE TAKEN AWAY AND YOU ALL DIE LIKE YOU FUCKING DESERVE YOU LITTLE ENGLANDER CUNTS

know what you mean but I also find it pleasing in a sexual way :3

>I'M MOVING TO CANADA
you're not though are you mate

nandos in uk have waiters?

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better?

Don't really mind if the tories fuck things up because it means labour will eventually get another massive majority just like last time

accelerationist mindset

>watching guys in porn
'oofter

Bender

ded party
Pit your faith in BASED neoliberal tim 'milkman' farron to save us

Any porn you don't personally star in is cuck porn

PLEASE post tights

no

We one party system now m8

>Labour too fucked beyond repair to do anything
>Lib Dems may as well not exist
>UKIP barely surviving without Farage

If an election was called it'd be a very easy win for the Conservatives.

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Even to watch your own porn is to be cucked by your former self

labour are at where they were in 1984

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Getting off to watching your past self fuck your bird is still incredibly cucked mate, you wouldn't let your past self shag your missus if he time travelled to the present would you?

bald middle aged bloke in the office says he used to live in aus but left becuase aussies are racist to brits

to be fair he seems like the sort of man who has a waifu pillow

>tfw camera-cucked again

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I miss Dave

>watching a livestream of you fucking your gf as you fuck her

Tories will use brexit for entirely self serving measures and it will take 20 years for it to dawn on the electorate.

>farron
afraid his brand of centrism is not radical enough for my tastes

>tfw you've genuinely wanked off to yourself in the mirror before

I wank to videos of my cumshots

Not even joking

Good for you lad

Quite nice seeing yourself cum on video isn't it

mirror image cuck

I only wank to myself in 2 mirrors at a 90 degree angle

Record yourself cumming to yourself cumming to yourself

Should I vote for Milo as Glasgow Uni Rector?

It was routine hazing and he failed

aye mates put the shrimp on the barbie

>Milo Pedonopoulos

haha yeah that'll be epic ftw

Not unless you support his mandatory anal rape policy, no.

>tfw the tipping point of wanking on Omegle where you give up looking for a girl and just wank to your own cam

My english teacher just said emma wantson was french

aye paws put the marsbar oan the deep fat fryer

never had a bird

Budgies are pretty low maintenance

Going to do a cheeky vote for nesquik at the uni elections x

please post posts

you the bender with all the tattoos?

unironically doing a wank

>not wanking to yourself in a room consisting of mirrors on every side
s m h

i record myself doing a poo then watch that when i do a poo

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this is what happens when you know the real truth about brexit.

you make this "joke" every time and it never makes sense

i've done wanks in the past where i just look at my willy and imagine i'm sucking myself off and what it'd be like to look up at myself while i'm doing it

>You will live to be 69 years, 2 months and 13 days old!

that's too long

death-clock.org

emptied my bowels

Just do it anyway. You will get better eventually, theres ton of material online if you are up for learning

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don't think i'll have long

im a pathetic parasitical loser with an ugly phimotic dick