What could make your gf dump you on the spot if she saw it/knew about it?

What could make your gf dump you on the spot if she saw it/knew about it?

another me that's 10 cm taller than me

I suck dick

>the bullying I subjected people to
>stealing from friends and family along with strangers
>assaulting/fighting random people on weekends cause drunk
>drugs and prostitutes on holiday (pissing on trannies in thailand after fucking them #thumbsup)
>The horny bearish men I used to fuck who I still sext and hook up with

I'm a naughty gayboy poobreath I know

If she saw or knew about a dick this big she would leave me

oh wait I think I got OP's question wrong. Let me try again:

If she'd find out I'm fapping to loli and furry every now and then

My other girlfriend

I cheat on her weekly because she's holding out until marriage. I've also had sex with two of her friends.

if my gf found out i was the shooter on the grassy knoll it could cause some tensions

>gf
>implying

I approved until
>I've also had sex with two of her friends

Since you're still with her you actually want her to marry you. She'll find out that you cheated on her with her friends, dumbshit.

At this point, I have no idea. I keep telling her to fucking leave but she refuses.

Let's be real, y'all don't have girlfriends... If you did you wouldn't be spending your time on Sup Forums :(

she's asleep

right ;)

if she finds out there is actually a world outside my cellar

>fucked 4 girls behind her back
>try to fuck other girls from other citys

Your argumentation does not make any kind of sense. I have a gf, a real slutty one and we love each other. It's almost perfect and I'm happier than I've ever been before. But I've been on here since I was 17 and it's a habit I can not and don't want to let go. There is a lot of shit on here only you beautiful basterds can give me.

So fuck off.
Faggot.

Lol no. 99% of the shit on here is people just making up shit and pretending to be something they're not. Maybe you're the 1%, doesn't change my argument.

Wife wouldn't leave me but she'd definitely like to sit on that.

Even if your statistics would be correct I can't see any logical sense in your post. In all that time I made only two threads on here in which I desperately needed advice and I was not disappointed. Call out all the summer and newfags and whatever you want, /b is still /b in someway and from time to time you find an oldfag baging out a quality post. I don't seem to get that anywhere else. If you're just looking for shit on here that you've mentioned, you're also just finding that shit.

Well my bf
>I'm a dude
Is a furfag, I am too, really there's nothing that I could tell him that would make him leave me on the spot, other than maybe if he new about my violent history

LMAO sounds like me

I am interested in how it came up that you're both into furry stuff. Did you meet each other because of that aspect or did it get revealed later?

Then you aren't telling her, you're asking. Fucking tell her.

We met eachother through furry shit, it was allittle weird at first, mostly because I'm in the military and alooot of furries are hard core liberal fucks "military people are worse than murderers" kind of people, so us talking like that was alittle tense at first, but when he told me his dad was military and he loved military we instantly became way less awkward and really hit it off

...

That I have a side woman who is my sexual sub. I dominate her, tell her what to do and use her for pleasure and she gets off on submitting to me.

It's hotter than what my girlfriend will do in bed, and she has no idea.

I'm happy for you, though I hoped it'd come out the other way around. Would be much more interesting. But that maybe only the case because I'm fapping to furry every now and then too, but noone I know knows about it. And never will, I guess. I'm not identifying with all the furry stuff, I just like the idea of being in a different universe where there is humanoids who stick to their sexual life like it's the most normal thing ever. Just walking outdoors and find a little catgirl that's doing it to herself out in the open and noone cares and I fuck her and still noone cares is my biggest fantasy. Whatever. I'm glad you're happy and found someone like yourself.

If my bf knew I'd fuck his sister that'd probably do it
She's 12

Seems like your walking on ice there

preach

Nothing wrong there

I fucked a trap up the ass and she blew me repeatedly until I couldn't give her anymore cum

It blew you after you fucked it in the ass? That's disgusting. I don't get why people do ass-to-mouth stuff except for being retarded or extraordinary unschooled

I wore a condom for the anal

I used to beat up random hobos in the street back in highschool with my crew, if she knew I used to do that shit she'd probably dump me in the spot
I'm also kinda bisexual and I have kissed one guy and got blown up by other one, I'm very fucking disgusted about my sexual preference and my best guess is that she would as well.

>she

Nothing really, I'd only date people who know all of my pros and cons.

>watch animu
>browse Sup Forums
These are my guilty pleasures if she knew about them she might leave me tho.

got you m8

83% of people who use statistics without citations are full of shit

See this is me but I just take out my weird fetishism online. I feel like I only indulge in it because I have repressed psychological problems and I'm emotionally immature on top of having BDD which causes me to seek out extreme porn involving ultra submissive men so I can either feel like I'm dominating other males or I am being dominated by other males. I never actually had sex with other guys in real life until recently when I hooked up in a hotel room with two guys I met online. I'm actually decently masculine especially if I lift weights, but because I don't accept the way my body looks I have random fits of depression which cause me to seek out various forms of self-abuse, whether it be drugs or sex, I always see myself as a worthless beta male who doesn't deserve anything better than to continuously be put down by others. I know I am better than this but it's a deeply rooted complex that has been developed over years and years of negative social interactions so whatever idfk.

I don't really much, I guess she knew if I was dipping and snuffing again.

Any girl that hates on you for tobacco use is a fucking psycho and will probably make up domestic violence charges on you down the road

You tell me lol

Her father died from cancer but with my job, tobacco usage should be the least of her worries. She's pretty, relatively intelligent, and independent. She doesn't do butt stuff though, but she expects me to eat her vagoo. That makes me pretty salty, to be honest.

Nothing, I've Stockholm syndromed the fuck out of her

>she