Official /turnleft/ Can-Am 500 at Phoenix thread

Race starts at 1430 EST.

1. Jimmie
2. Edwards
3. ?
4. ?

Who's it gonna' be, boys?

I'm calling it Harvick and Kyle Busch.

Harvick gets a win today, and Busch gets in on points.

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youtube.com/watch?v=tPXnV_MLsEw
youtube.com/watch?v=ZI2dH8UpTu8
youtube.com/watch?v=qY5FrIzqzd0
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>Phoenix

How do anons feel about Phoenix speedway? Throughout the 90s and early 2000s I didn't care for the track much. It played out like a smaller version of a Pocono which is boring as hell despite the 10 wide down the front stretch meme. Lately I've warmed up to it but I think it's only because the cookie-cutters are so similar and even this piece of shit track provides enough variation on the norm to keep things interesting.

Is the user from last week around with the good stream? I don't want to stream NBC's cancer and my dish is broken.

It's a decent track imo....

It's gonna be a disappointment.

Commercial stream: ustream.tv/channel/nascar49c

Shill free stream, though not as clear: cricfree.tv/watch/live/nascar-sprint-cup-can-am-500-live-streaming

Hate driving it in games, especially in nr2k3. But have also enjoyed these Chase races, missed last year's one though because of work and rain.

youtube.com/watch?v=tPXnV_MLsEw

>Blake Shelton

Do the online streams have less commercials than NBC?

Thanks user.

I don't like it in games either, it's one of my weaker tracks. They say to approach it like a short track and those are my favorite kind but I just find it so hard to make speed. At best I can hang around the top 10-15.

No user, it has all gone down hill since they closed off C-band.

>pic related, the stream you get if you pay for cable
>you can't close the banner ad
>it detects ad-blocking
>why even bother when based user hosts stream on youtube

After exploring the culinary nightmare that was Texas Motor Speedway's Gate 4 concourse, I am disappointed to say that the people of Phoenix must actually have some dignity. Nonetheless, there are a few items we can admire, exclusive to Phoenix International Raceway.

>A collaboration between PIR and Americrown, the Two-wide Spicy Tempura Burger is a tempura battered all Natural grass fed-beef patty topped with ham, charred peppers, Yancy's Fancy jalapeno cayenne cheddar cheese and pineapple ketchup on a whole wheat bun. The unique twist on the classic burger was developed by Americrown's Chef Carl Van Wagner, the same chef who developed last year's popular CARBuretor Crunch.

>The Two-wide Spicy Tempura Burger can be purchased for $10 at the food row behind Bryan Allison and A.J. Foyt Grandstands. Fans will also have the opportunity for social media bragging rights with a photo station declaring, “I went Two-Wide.”

>New this year, PIR partnered with new track sponsor the award-winning “Fuzzy’s Ultra Premium Vodka,” and Chaco Flaco Unusually Delicious Drink Mixers to create the Fuzzy’s Desert Mule.

>PIR’s spin on the classic mixology includes Fuzzy’s Premium Vodka, Chaco Flaco Berry Mojito Mix, Ginger Beer and ice. The 10oz signature cocktail can also be purchased at the Start Finish Line Grill or the new Busch Garage (formerly known as SPEED Cantina) for $9.

>reconfiguring this track
how about no

>jalapeno cayenne cheddar cheese and pineapple ketchup

That's bullshit. I don't believe you.

ITT: yfw Kyle blows a tire and hits the wall

why are you watching nascar when your NFL team is playing today??

Kek Joey

>asian drivers

lelson

>still can't spin the car 180 degrees
Thank you NASCAR

>Larson

>two cars spun
>Lawlson
>BAYNE??

because it's more depressing watching Miami play

Because they're currently playing the Chiefs
>check score
>Chiefs getting BTFO

chargers already won. no need to watch

>Sup Forums a full lap in front of my stream.

Everyone was greentexting before the race even started.

>Larson

I can only handle 1 commercially overbloated sports

Joey just gonna rub off all the leaders today

Lawson?

>Bowman into the wall in 5......4.......3.......2.....

>mfw Joey wrecks Harvick at some point

He'll drive the tires off it by lap 20.

RICK ALLEN HERE

>3 gibbs cars at homestead

no thanks

It's so much better in downforce cars than stock cars

Another decent stream: youtube.com/watch?v=ZI2dH8UpTu8

>the shoahman still in the lead
is this finally his race?

Autism Dildo please wreck cuckvick

Missed the last 5 races, can I get a quick recap of anything important that's happened in the Chase?

Toyota cheater engines blow up

Gimmie in the finale, edwards won in the texas aquarium

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>Toyota cheater engines blow up

>harvick still falling back

>half of the top 8 is Hendrick
>even Kahne isn't being a useless piece of shit.

>it's a "Tony doesn't give a damn" race

>half of the top 8 is Hendrick
>Hendrick top 2

>bully not so tough sincee being molested

he has only 2 more chances to do it

Las Vegas had Kevin Harvick 7/4 to open, and was probably shorter than that this morning

who /ragsinabox/ here?

always, well, at least tonight and next week.

All these green flag laps got me hungry, but Phoenix International Raceway has just the thing for me!

Phoenix's first signature dish, the Carburetor Crunch is a deep fried PB&J sandwich, breaded with Captain Crunch and topped with bacon bits (Hawg Heaven please leave), banana slices and a caramel syrup! It sounds delicious! Coming in at a light 900 calories, the Carburetor Crunch can be yours for just $7. If you're extra fucking hungry, PIR will sell you 2 for the low price of just $13! Located at the ZOOMTOWN (C) food court!!

Always

BONUS PIC! The real deal!

>Dream manufacturers in NASCAR 90s Ford Thunderbird, 90s Chevy Monte Carlo, Early 2000s Dodge Neon, Mid-90s Honda Civic, Late 80s Toyota Corolla, and 2 driver's with autism in mid-90s Pontiac Grand-Prix's.

>Danica 32nd for no reason

>tfw no more ARCA until February

>THAT is just 900 calories

I think they forgot a zero.

Well I mean, one of them is. That photo is actually probably more like 1800-2000

>Hendrick now 1-2-3-7.

had to fuck with some brake fluid today.

rags
a
g
s

that meme was stale when it got here, now it's all moldy. get rid of it.

when u tryin to think about arca but you high af

>Bowman running well

So how does Bowman get a DNF this week folks? And how does France make sure Kyle gets in the final four?

>yfw based Bowman gets the W

BONUS BONUS picture! Good reaction image.

JOEY MILLER SLIDES

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I wonder how much PTSD gets triggered when that call begins

CAWSHUN

>caution
>fucking larson again

>Newman plowing Larson here again

If anyone doesn't get our references, it's this wreck

youtube.com/watch?v=qY5FrIzqzd0

>wins in a car that doesn't even has his name on it

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78 held for one lap

jesus

I really hope ARCA lets the gen 4s race alongside the gen 6 cars at Daytona next year.

>toyota grille
>dodge
post more ARCA abominations

They are IIRC

Eventually ARCA brakes will destroy every existent Gen 4 body.

>that random Ernie Irvan cutout behind it

The full race was a huge clusterfuck. I think the longest green flag run was 6 laps.

FUCK

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>Kryle out as of now

all smiles

So did Rick just start sending shr the lemons when the chase started or what?

Hendrick obviously been giving SHR shit equipment since they announced they are going to Ford they been mediocre

New Leader: The 48

JWL
W
L

best for last

the secret is out

glorious

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DEBRIS ON THE FRONT

>de bris

did...did they died?

Amazingly no

>gimmie