Name a funny Lisa Simpson moment where she's the one making the joke

Name a funny Lisa Simpson moment where she's the one making the joke

You simply can't. Even Maggie gets more laughs than her.

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Shove it

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEEN!!!!

ugh daaaaad

There was no cane in Citizen Kane

hey bart, want some ice cream? I just hit a MAJOR marshmallow bank. OOOH it goes all the way to the BOTTOM!

her read actually makes this line hilarious. there's not a "clever" "joke" there exactly. it's just the fact that she's not being a cunt, and seems like a kid.

they should write her that way more often

>Bart says stuff like this all the time; no-one cares
>Lisa says it once; "OMG so hilarious!"

It angers.

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Mr. Bergstrom crossed the line here.

>Hamlet is acting really crazy. Well, NOBODY out-crazy's Ophelia!

>voice of reason character

UGH NAME ONE FUNNY THING SHE SAY!!!

might as well ask for one smart thing nelson has said

Gotta nuke somthin

Gotta nuke something

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Came here to post this

I laughed like a maniac when I was a kid. It still gets a chuckle out of me

>Lisa
>Voice of reason

Pick one. She's just a mouthpiece for the show's liberal writers. If anything, Marge is more the voice of reason, and isn't nearly as insufferable about it.

I've watched the Simps since it first aired way back in the 1980's, and Lisa is unironically my favorite character.

Lisa was the voice of reason in the golden era.

Nobody cares what the show has become.

"Lisa, what exactly are you rebelling against?"
"What do ya got?"

The suspenseful music note that plays always gets me

>Bart: what about Milhouse? He likes you.

>Lisa: Milhouse likes Vaseline on his toast

>Father, you have made me the happiest girl who ever lived

Whenever Lisa harasses Bart. Like when she was forcing a wrestle on him after her mom became a cop, or when he thought he lost his soul and she said grace before a meal about god blessing specific people's souls

Also
>I've got a story, about a boy and his doll
>That's not no scary
>A doll... from HELL! Ha-ha-ha

uhh, I gotta go to the bathroom

Least I got dubs

>one joke in almost 30 years

As a kid, Lisa was my childhood waifu at times, especially in episodes like "Summer of 4ft 2"

When she thinks she will be the first girl on the football team

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Vaporwave is trap music for down syndrome kids

I can name moments where she IS the joke.

Like, you know, whatever.

is lisa the worst?

_____yes_____________

I got tired of Bart episodes before I got tired of Lisa episodes desu

She does not need to be funny because she is a strong independent woman who only needs her smarts to convey her strength #Iamwithher

Lisa: Mom, I feel kinda funny wearing white. I mean… Milhouse…
Marge: Oh, Milhouse doesn’t count.

What did she mean by this??

this. Lisa has always been cool by sticking to her beliefs, and doing her best in that sickening malecentric hellhole Springfield (or is that Sprungfeld lol) exists in. Vegetarian, strong feminist, she wears pearls but she isn't sucking anyone's dick tonight

Remember that episode where she literally ruins a barbecue because she's decided she's a vegetarian now?

Worst character in anything.

The one where she tells Bart the non-marshmallow cereals go into the trash, not the box.

Genuinely makes me laugh and one of the few times Lisa was even more "kid" than Bart.

She remained a vegetarian because Paul and Linda McCartney refused to be on the show if they carried the original plan and make her go back to normal.

>I'm not a state, I'M A MONSTER

That's the joke retard. Lisa's acting out of character.

I CAN SEE THE MUSICCCC!!!

I'm just watching an episode right now. When Homer ate sushi and almost died.

She was bitching about eating. Fucking eating. She didn't wanted to eat the same stuff and was feeling anxious and sad that they always ate the same thing and wanted to be different.

She's literally a wannabe special snowflake.

So, as always, Paul McCartney is a cunt?

Yup.
By the way, that info was taken from the commentary track on the Season 7 DVDs

Gym Teacher: Tell you what, Simpson: I won't fail you if you join one of those peewee teams outside the school.

Lisa: You mean those leagues where parents push their kids into vicious competition to compensate for their own failed dreams of glory?

Gym Teacher: Look, I don't need this. I inhaled my favorite whistle this morning.
The line read on "glo-ry" gets me every time and makes following line work

GAMBLOR!

>The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago, and very little has changed. It stank then, and it stinks now. Only today, it is the fetid stench of corruption that hangs in the air. And who did I see taking a bribe but the "Honorable" Bob Arnold! Don't worry, Congressman, I'm sure you can buy all the votes you need with your dirty money! And this will be one nation, under the dollar, with liberty and justice for none.

Lisa is based, she gave no fucks. Objectively best character.

That wouldn't air today.

>I know those words, but that sign makes no sense

YAHOO SERIOUS FILM FESTIVAL YEEEHAAWWWW

She acted immature about her newfound belief --- which was the fucking point and Apu later tells her it's fine to be a vegetarian but you can't go around being a jerk about it.

You're a fag.

Every highlight needs a shadow. She makes other characters seem funnier.

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>This is offensive to Christians AND prunes

>google lisa simpson funniest moments
>0 accurate results

I don't get it

Here's a cute and funny scene that wouldn't have worked out without Lisa in the days she was still just a kid despite being smart.
youtube.com/watch?v=qYwQ8R5aE6E

>that qt laugh

Was I the only one expecting Ur a Fagot at the end?

this and you only move twice are my favorite episodes

it's a great moment but it's not really funny

Lisa episodes only work when paired with Homer.
Summer of 4foot2 ONLY works when homer does crazy shit like attempt to buy fireworks or the "SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAR" line. She bogs everything else down.

All those years and I just noticed he doesn't actually move a single thing

She's not purely funny, she's supposed to be heartwarming and sympathetic. Which she does really well.

Like Marge isn't really funny, you kind of just laugh at her antics and say "Oh, what a mom!"

BRAZZERS

I was expecting the note to say "It'll be OK Lisa, just read the note!"

The one where Homer roasts Burns.

>Actually, Mom, a tweaking of Mr. Burns' foibles, if done with the greatest of care, could earn Dad a special place in the old man's heart.

when she becomes president
that was a good joke

>LE EVERY CHARACTER ON THE SIMPSONS HAS TO PURE LOLS, AND NOT NECESSARILY A RELATABLE HUMAN BEING

Kill yourselves with great prejudice. I can only assume you're under this site's legal age.

Not every character should be cracking jokes all the time, that's not how good comedy writing works.

>I know this obsession with weight is shallow and anti-feminist, BUT THAT'S SOMETHING A FAT GIRL WOULD SAY

season 16 has its moments

>season 16 has its moments
Nope. Not in a million fucking years.

>*Bergstrom deeply sniffs Lisa's hair*
>"I'll be back when you're 14"
>His phone number on the note

What did he mean by this?

She gave Milhouse a pity fuck

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>27 year old show
>27 seasons
>596 episodes

>can't afford one joke for a character because THEN it would be bad writing.

>Lisa: TOM CRUISE IS THE MESSIAH, HE WILL LEAD US TO WAR AGAINST XENU WITH THE POWER OF THETONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did she mean by this?

IM IDAHO

>doesn't understand that the only seasons anyone takes seriously go up to 10 at the absolute max

At the end of an episode (forget which one) where they get all meta and a cavalcade of characters barged in and said their "catch-phrases" and the camera points to Lisa as they crowd around and she says


>if anyone wants me I'll be in my room

>10 year old show
>10 seasons
>~220 episodes

>can't afford one joke for a character because THEN it would be bad writing.

>Awh jury duty? I’ll see that Quimby kid hang for this!
>I knew it was a bad idea to watch him open the mail.

I can see through time
that'll learn him to bust muh tomater

Lisa sets up a lot of jokes

Not every character has to be spouting jokes at every turn. This is a show about a family/community just as much as it is a comedy.

But I don't relate to Lisa because I'm not an insufferable cunt.

This.
Bart eventually proved to be the true weak link. Even Maggie stayed consistently funny and she only does sucky sucky pacifier shtick.

Lisa is not an 'insufferable cunt'. She's fucking 8, and learning her place in the world. Maybe you should get tested for autism.

Moments like this............

>Moments like this.................

What did I win?

Lisa says a lot of sarcastic shit, seriously how could you miss that?

Lisa is cute.

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That's cute that you think that. This board is for 18+ though.

Good retort, you fucking mongoloid chimp.

I like it when you use words you don't understand. Do go on...

You'd better leave then.

Unfair, I can't remember that show in general.

mongoloid: a chinese nigger
chimp: a black nigger

Am I missing something? I'm saying your IQ is such that you're subhuman.

Sick burn, bruh.