Go to McDonald's. Everyone anticipates hot, freshly made fries. You get there, and end up with some over-cooked, over salted, dried out shit fries. You could ask for new ones, but settle for shit. Every time you go there, it's a gamble. You don't know what you're going to get.
Pro-tip: When ordering fries, request no salt. They will cook up a new batch for you right there, no questions asked. Then, add a little bit of salt from a packet, unlike the teaspoon of salt they shake on. Not only do you get better value, you're being more healthy.
Protip: if you don't want shitty food, DON'T GO TO FUCKING McDONALDS!
Jason Allen
eat a vegetable for once you fat fuck
Camden Cruz
Prior to 2010, McDonald's fries, at least at the ones near me, would be shit like 7 out of 10 times. Something happened around 2010 and now the fries are near perfect 9 out of 10 times. That 1 time I get shit ones is very disappointing though.
Elijah Campbell
Same with all the food m8. Cheeseburger, no pickle and fries, no salt.
Win. Or, better ,yet, never go to McDonalds.
Kevin Bailey
Thanks!
Luke Long
I've been asking no pickles on my burgers for years, just a preference of mine but I've been getting fresh made burgers all along, score.
Jaxson Brooks
Fast food may be shit quality for the most part, but fast food french fries are great when they are made right.
Isaiah Sullivan
This. Holy shit, people going to the biggest fast food chain in the world expecting perfect service are beyond entitled. They should try working there for a week and realize there is a reason why nobody gives a fuck. It's soul draining. You go to McD to stuff your face quickly, not for gourmet
Colton Evans
then you look like a jerk, and they usually say no.
David Bennett
I go there when I'm high af, shit tastes like a gourmet meal to me lel.
Luis Richardson
You can also do this with their burgers by requesting no ketchup / pickles / onions and they will cook a new one up since the cooked ones already have ketchup / pickles / onions on them.
Dylan Phillips
Thats why all I get when I go to McDonald's is a double quarter pounder with cheese.
James Morales
>Pro-tip:
You sound like a bitch with the shorter hair combed towards the side.
Either that or you're an overweight, functioning potato with a mcdonalds in your roundtrip to the lard tub.
Carter Wright
>goes to McDonald's >recommends a healthy way to eat fries
Are you fucking serious
Henry Rivera
potatoes are vegetables
Jeremiah Cooper
He didn't recommend a healthy way you tard, he gave a tip how to get hot fries freshly made.
Ethan Ortiz
ever hear of lubricating your arteries?
Gavin Barnes
You sound like a newfag
Christopher Edwards
They always fuck you over in the drive- through.
Cooper Gutierrez
wew
Nathan Anderson
because they can get away with it there!
Colton Adams
every time some faggot tries to ask for new fries or non salted ones i just hawk a mega lugie in their cup and put some floor fries in their order
Austin Fisher
They also have to remove all the fries currently there and wipe up all the salt. As I understand it all this extra work pisses them off so much they're far more likely to withhold the salt, but add some other "special" ingredients to your food.
Grayson Long
ha, you work at mcdonalds. fuckin loser.
Dominic Wilson
hmm, reminds me of the time a stoned employee took me as his last order before quitting, and left a bunch of african pubes in the cup. don't know what his problem was, except that i had a better job than him, and would stare at the blanket of whiteheads covering his greasy face each time i went in for lunch and ordered.
Evan Rodriguez
or just go BK ang get some real foo
Eli Howard
As if this isn't bait you fucking newfag
Gabriel Powell
Kek
Hudson Wood
>wow is this faggot actually asking me for fresh food that they're paying for, he clearly deserves floor/lugie food
Ethan Morris
you watch eric andre? kek
David Thomas
you must be a real gourmet
Angel Martinez
who doesn't? retards, that's who.
Gavin Bailey
>Dining for autists/psychopaths
Easton Phillips
the no pickle thing is bullshit you dont get fresh stuff no more then any other order, and the no salt thing usually works but most of the time they will just give you the lightly salted that you won't noticed.
Jacob Thomas
Gee! I wonder why you're stuck working for mcfuckles!
Samuel Reyes
>all these mcschlong threads
Kayden Hughes
Worked at BK for like seven years, four as a manager. Late at night, when customers would ask for no salt fries, we'd give them what we called "re-re" fries. We'd put the fries we had back in the oil for about ten seconds so they'd be hot, and then serve them. Nobody ever realized, and thought they were getting the best shit. I would bet you money at least 60% of fast food places do the same when asked for no salt.
Xavier Edwards
He's probably not, that shit is grounds for instant termination at any restaurant with NOT shit managers. I fired several employees who watched Waiting and thought shit like that was acceptable.
Camden Sullivan
Maybe he has just enough brain cells to be able to realise telling anyone in real life is a bad idea?
Angel Brown
Not if the grill is right next to the service counter.
Ian Phillips
Swingers always look so hot when they fuck swingeer.com
Isaiah Powell
>eating at McShits
Dominic Hall
Fries aren't made on the grill, dips hit, and the fryer has to be behind a barrier for safety reasons.
Adrian Lewis
Fuck you McDonald's is great.
Camden Bailey
Lol my boss is one of those people.
Isaac Myers
See
Jack Flores
How about going to Jack in the Box (Or as I call it, Jack off my cox huehuehuehue) and get some fries with full seasoning!