Have you ever gone down on a girl?

Have you ever gone down on a girl?

>The smell of pussy isn't that nice
>Unshaven bush good
>Beef curtains are fine

What did you learn from your muff diving escapades? Or if you are not a normalfag, do you regret or are happy about not eating pussy?

The fuck? Are you some 15-year-old virgin who finally managed to see a pussy live?

Clean pussy smells wonderful.

only faggots don't eat pussy, or make a deal about it

I have debated this extensively with my friends and the consensus was it's only tolerable.

Must be the place you live, lots of trailer trash and so on?

I have not.

I am, in fact, still a kissless virgin, but one thing I'd really like to do once I get a girl is to just simply put my hand in her pants and just caress her raging bush.

Just a comfy thing to do, you know. Or lay down on her lap/belly and play with it while watching tom&jerry.

i had alot of long relationships so done it alot, i love it myself, really makes me hard doing it and i always had a talent for it. its just something when a girl moans that gets me so damn exxilirated BUT there are cons aswell, id say the so called smell isnt so bad if its there, i have no trouble just getting through it however, my girls have been quite fresh down there and hygienic.

the real cons are the self pressure you can put on yourself, for me its about 1 in five that i dont succeed to make her cum, now this is not a problem cus you can just switch over to fingers but still you put alot of pressure on yourself, and dont let it go on for to long trying to make it happen when it probably wont just change tactics..
another con is if she has stubs, recently shaven and its coming back, can become irritating putting your face against that and hurt a bit.

do you mind me asking you what's stopping you getting a kiss?

Getting a woman into bed is a little harder, but I can literally tell you how to get a kiss in a post if you want.

I learned that chlamidyia is tasteless on some pussy. Fucken sucks.

I prefer rubbing her clit and pussy till my fingers get all wrinkly

o snap more like this plz
or sauce

What's stopping me from kissing a girl? Not being able to approach girls in the first place. I can and do talk to girls that approach me first, I've got two that I regularly talk to in my class without problems, but I can't bring myself to "putting myself out there" and do stuff with random people.

I personally love getting myself a pair of flesh earmuffs. Tastes better than any food, smells better than bacon (although not similar to bacon).

What? Your face doesn't need to move, so they stubs shouldn't scratch you at all.

I am also too scared to approach girls when I go out. My solution is to get very drunk. My record is 11 in one night.

It's the only reason I drink.

Yes.

Women are insecure as fuuuuu. Also, healthy grooming habits are hit and miss.

i kinda do sometimes, espiessely when shes orgasming to hard moving to much and needs to be held down so i can continue

I've never had alcohol except Birthday Prosecco toasts so that's not an option.

Then you're fucked. I am very promiscuous but I couldn't do it without alcohol.

What about anti-anxiety medication?

And that´s how one can tell you´re not that much of a licker :)

>female friend is unrealistically hot
>vegan
>runner

Willing to bet it's basically ambrosia

have you tasted others?

>what's stopping you getting a kiss?

Not him, but I'm a kissless virgin foreveralone too because..
women simply don't like me.

I've had guys hit on me. Unfortunate because i'm not into dudes.

it's not fucking fair, guys.

how many girls have you tried to kiss?

>I have debated this extensively with my friends and the consensus was it's only tolerable.

I love eating pussy, could do that shit for hours. You and your friends are homosexuals.

Pussy is the worst taste I love

Here's a little tip I've picked learned. Finger her first and then try and sneak the hand up to your nose/mouth subtly and determine if she's got the fishypuss before it's too late

No, but i'm pretty sure it's consensus that if her diet has a lot of fruits and vegetables, and she keeps her health up ie exercise, that's what it's like

Same goes for dudes apparently - if you eat a lot of fruit your cum tastes sweeter

Can confirm that stroking bush is a great sensation

None that weren't into me because i don't want to go to fucking jail...

And since no woman has ever been into me.. none

Even better

After fingering her, put your fingers in HER mouth

If she reacts negatively... well..

when I say try to kiss I don't mean just go in for the kiss.

One night in a nightclub I asked 10 women to kiss me and 5 did. I said a few lines of conversation first of course.

Why can't you do that?

This. A well maintained pussy tastes literally sweet. Have to be a faggot or lick dirty pussy to think it's only "tolerable"

Is there any? Dunno. I'll find a natural way to grow some balls and do it, but need to find an ideal situation.

Thanks. :(

I don't shave, and I do it to myself sometimes, kek

Same here. No ones been into me as far as I'm aware. But who knows. Girls don't send straightforward signals.

Well good for you I guess? you must be good looking or have really low standards or something

if I were to do something like that, women would be utterly disgusted and/or creeped out

in order to get a kiss, a woman needs to find you at least mildly attractive enough to be kissable, and women don't find me attractive

i've only had sex with two girls, but my ex's pussy was legitimately god tier. tight innie, she kept it completely shaven, tasted fucking amazing and i loved going down on her.

the girl i hooked up with after we had broken up was the exact opposite. i had never seen a pussy with hair irl before and this was like completely unshaven bush. it honestly made me feel a little sick when i went to eat her pussy, didn't smell or taste good but that could have just been her

>The smell of pussy isn't that nice

I really, truly, do not understand hwy people keep saying this over and over and over. Seriously, just hook up with a girl that half takes care of herself, it usually smells fine, like lotion, or just like a slight aroma of some sweat but no actual foul stench.'

Like who are you chucklefucks hooking up with that doesn't know how to wash their goddamn vaginas? Maybe I've just gotten lucky? But I've never run into this problem.

Why are they still so bad at making fake cum?

I do have low standards. I get with about twice as many girls who are way uglier than me than I do girls who are way hotter than me. But it does pay off when you get with the hotter ones.

I am around 6 I'd say. But I am confident as fuck and they love that. They wouldn't be creeped out if you say what I could tell you to say.

Dude it's not that you're not attractive. Trust me. You just gotta go for it.

Like the other guy said, just start talking to somebody and you can randomly insert "so wanna kiss?" or something like that. Some say no, whatever. Just go for it.

You can use ANYTHING as a means to start conversation. Anything. The color of their dress? Or just make up some bullshit like "oh I thought I went to high school with you."

Go listen to a motivational audio book or something. You can fucking do it Sup Forumsro, and don't tell yourself you cant.

Ooh here's a good one. Get a nice sopping wet pussy, load your mouth up with bitter vag tears, load her mouth up with pre-cum, then kiss her passionately and bring eachother one foot deeper into depravity

One girlfriend smelled like week-old ground beef just before she'd get her period.

So make yourself attractive

if your or the girl is hygenic, pussy doesnt really smell or taste of anything.

a nasty pussy can really turn you off from pussy in general. I hooked up with a complete slut a few times, and I could never understand /how she was a slut, like who would want to fuck her, her pussy was an absolute fucking disgusting mess and I nearly retched attempting to go down on her. When a girl is like that you pretty much automatically never take them serious and look down on them. After that I got more enjoyment out of just slapping my cock on her ass cheeks and stuff and making her frustrated cause she was gross.

Wish i could do this but the bae isn't into it. She won't even spit in my mouth :(

Pro tip: white girls and Latinas taste the best

Asians taste like thier diet... Think spicy kimchi or Thai food

Black girls taste gamey and they generally smell bad because they don't wash thier hair.

Just because you paid some 45 year old hooker to eat her pussy after a 12 hour shift doesn't mean we all fuck unhygienic females. If she washes it, it smells like nothing.

34yo kissless virgin detected

So when you fuck a girl do you just stick your dick in and leave it there? No in and out motion?

after the first time i ate pussy i didnt really like it that much but it was also a 69 and my first time ever having sex. she was egyptian and her asshole was right in my face so i was a little startled.

after that i got in a 2 year relationship and ate pussy/ass every day after work. needless to say i love eating pussy its one of the best things ever

I generally like it for the most part
>be me
>going down on cute gf
>going fucking hard
>cums
>alright lets change this up a bit
>throw her face down
>lube up down there
>wigglinaround.gif
>stick it in her cute butt instead
>shes iffy but ive used enough lube
>yas queen
>next day
>wake up
>tongue strained

how are any of you kissless virgins? you care too much. stop caring go up to a girl look her right in the eye and tell her you want to bend her over and plow her clam. eventually one of them will say yes just wear a condom

Have the superior version, OP.

there was a point in this 2 year relationship where i ate her pussy every night so much that i got blisters under my tongue.

inb4 herpes
it wasnt herpes.

I came of age in the late '70's.. Fiorst sexual experiences were around 14 years old, in 1978, feeling up girls, eating pussy and getting BJs. Didn't fuck until I was 16, in 1980, but bush was a major thing then. I'm not sure if it's just different mores and customs, but I always loved the female scent.

Have you tried getting both of you super drunk and just going for it?

Fuck you

Probably virgins that think every pussy smells of fish or something.

i have to say pussy still looks fucking weird even after all these years.

i only eat pussy when im drunk.. some of the hottest tightest pussies have tasted like yam and stale sour cheese

Not even fucking with you, do it fgt

athletic, swimmer pussy is good, delicious even.
indian pussy is bitter, no big surprise
asian is pretty basic, just what you'd expect from an orifice, good at times but too much at one and i'll gag

Bitches are impressed with it. And I love it. You hold their legs down and just make them squirm. And once you're done going down they practically beg you to fuck them. One girl literally couldn't believe how good my head game was, an hour after while driving her home she asked how I got so good. Naturally talented I guess, or she's just real easy to get off.

wait until you grow up and meet women who actually take care of themselves. You haven't experienced anything until you've gone down on an asshole clean enough to eat off of.

asian asses aren't only hairless, but well kept too
white girls after that

Yes. Plenty of times. It's been about a month since I last ate pussy but that's because of my medical reasons. I did fingerfuck, fist, and fuck my gf this morning. Oh and I guess she blew me the night before too. That's mostly it.

I'll bite user, what do you say? Also I really only do shit when I'm buzzed

Trip 0's THIS IS TRUE. SOMEONE HAS TO GET THIS TATTOOD TO THEM ASAP!!!

Has a funky/musky warm odor. Sometimes the odor clicks with me and I actually enjoy it, other times it doesn't, but it's always funky regardless.

Best I can describe my experiences.

That's the best I can really describe my experiences.

I love eating pussy.. I've been with enough chicks and definitely have watched enough porn to know what works and all I can say is tease, tease, tease.. bit the hips, lick the lips, theres only so much sensation a tongue can deliver so build it up more and more and the payoff is usually pretty great..

Isn't the picture you're posting underage? Oh well Topkek here to get you time will tell soon :)

Yes, once. Was also the night I lost my virginity.
She said she usually waxed but on this occasion there was a tiny little bit of stubble. She was thicc so her pussy was deliciously fat and juicy. The smell and taste was... muskier than I expected, but not altogether unpleasant. Especially once she got wet. I almost made her cum several times but she kept begging me to stop because she wanted us to cum together during intercourse. That did not happen.
Instead I was too drunk to cum when we got around to fucking so we just went to sleep.
I fucked her again in the morning (with no condom, because we had used my only one the night before) and pulled out. I can't remember if I ate her pussy the second time but I don't think I did. My dad heard us and offered to make us breakfast.

For presumably unrelated reasons, she tried to an hero a few days later so I ghosted her.

Kissless virgin here who went down on a girl once, smell was bad but probably from the sweat between her legs, a lot like armpit. I don't regret it regardless, she was fairly impressed by it and I managed to get her to orgasm

Fuck going to Mars. Trump should dedicate all science funding to improving technology for porn

This story did not end how I expected it to

Faggy femanon here.
Tasted dick and tasted pussy. Pussy is delicious. Dick is meh.

I met the girl on omegle and she was covered in scars. Hopefully that clears things up

>pussy
>literally down the street from anus
>smell?
>poop

There.

Never tried it before but might try it tomorrow on my gf...just paranoid that its gonna taste weird.

I feel bad for your partners.

if you're doing it in that position, your nose is going to be next to her asshole so obviously that's what you'll smell. but in general if your girl's bearded clam itself smells like shit something is very very wrong

Gtfo antique pedophile

I've fucked a lot of women. With a few horrific exceptions, they all were very hygienic and most insisted on showering before sex.
You guys are all fucking gross and the girls you fuck are disgusting slags.

>Have you ever gone down on a girl?
Yes, you have to if you want to keep one on lock.

>The smell of pussy isn't that nice
I've found that most girls who shower at least once a day don't really kick up much funk. Some girls are danker than others but TASTE is something else. Some pussies taste great, some taste nasty and it's nothing to do with hygiene, which is fucking terrifying.

>Unshaven bush good
No, not at all. It traps bacteria and smells. I think I've found why you think pussy doesn't smell good. It's because you like bush. That's okay, but it is a significant contributing factor to the funk.

>Beef curtains are fine
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I think they're pretty gross.

What did you learn from your muff diving escapades?
I don't really like it but if you do it well and often your bitch will be on a short leash. It can't be understated.

Or if you are not a normalfag, do you regret or are happy about not eating pussy?
I'm not a normalfag. I don't regret it, but I since I ended up alone, I don't really know why I bothered.

What is her Snapchat?

Dont know if this thread is still up, but brah, you may be too old to be on this mongolian, needle point board.

i just stick to the clit because more often than not, i don't want that armpit lube on my face or HPV. am i doing it wrong?

This

Honestly I hate eating pussy, its boring as fuck and kills my boner.

love eating pussy and the clit

>HPV
You most likely already have it.

Just get a gf that wasn't a slut and get both of you tested before you fuck.

Haha same here. I have no idea how I do it when i'm drunk but i've often gone out drinking and then will come to in a girls bed.

> Ate pussy last night.
> We showered together before hand so only slight pussy juice tang.
> Got her lubed up enough that her juices were flowing and I have 2 in the pussy and 1 in the ass when she came.
> Pulled her to the edge of the bed and pumped her with my raging boner for about 5 minutes, twas hard to stop myself cumming she was so wet.
> Flipped her over and took her from behind, only lasted a few more minutes as she came again.
> Came all over her ass and back....Twas great.
> GF freshly waxed a couple of days, only landing strip pubes. She's been waxing for about 15years even after 6 months growths her pubes are quite thin.
> Waxed far superior to shaved much much smoother not pube floss.

>>The smell of pussy isn't that nice
take a shower before hand. problem solved.

>I'll find a natural way to grow some balls
Start lifting. More confidence and higher T

once you start eating pussy user you'll never consider tasting ice cream, trust me, its so good. Unless your other hasnt washed it or has a yeast infection or something.

Smell really depends on the girl and hygiene. I've gone down on a girl who literally smelled like cheeseburgers. Fucking disgusting. Been dating a girl for a year now tho who hardly has a scent at all. And it's not bad. Love going down on her, can't get enough.

lol

>Have you ever gone down on a girl?

What are you, 12 years old?!

That's a dangerous game pal, you don't want your cum in your mouth do you?