Does /b think Donald Trump shits like every other person?

Does /b think Donald Trump shits like every other person?

Or does /b think Trump has a Trump patent device that he shoves into his rectum, draining his poop and bagging it into disposable waste packages that he tosses into the garbage with ease?

Discuss

you know that guy does not get fiber

What makes you think that? His diet is public knowledge and he eats better than most of us tbh

so do canines

Donald Trump shits on a solid gold toilet.

he has a golden toilet, probably had it moved to the white house. Gotta used if I was him.

Gold is cold. It would be a torture to use that every day.

I don't think that would stop him, otherwise he wouldn't had made a golden shitter.

It's heated you dumbshit.

Only beta cucks shit. So no, he doesn't.

It's cold only if it's not heated. Which is pretty easy to do even for plastic toilet seats.

He has an army of paid posters to to defend him in shit sites like this.

I don't think he has any special device, at least yet. He would be bragging about it for hours if he had.

No he doesn't. Why would he need to do that?

Nah it's just a secret for now

Like the greys

I think that donald trump is probably the biggest beta cuck imaginable, someone else is undoubtedly servicing melania's sweet vagina because trumps 70 year old fat ass can't.

He definitely shits. Probably not into a device though, he likes the feeling of massive things exiting (or entering) his ass.

No, he doesn't. That won't be cost-effective. He persuaded a lot of stupid people to do it for free. Because that's the right thing to do for a poorfag: defend the richness of the rich.

>someone else is undoubtedly servicing melania's sweet vagina because trumps 70 year old fat ass can't.
That's a given. I mean, I would really hope so.

It's been confirmed a pack of negros/spics bang her in a hotel once a month to give her a sense of reality away from her life of living hell on the spotlight with a nimrod. Trump is flaccid too so he doesn't care. Weird situation

It's fact

Yeah I hope she's getting what she needs. T_D is still being cucked though.....

He probably can't even think about an erection without viagra.

Posts with the word Trump in them more than once get dubs

Trump

420 blaze it, this site is rigged I tell you.

Seriously? Lol that's awesome, why are all the trump supporters so adamant about calling people cucks then when their supreme god emperor is king cuck himself?

FAKE news

More like a squad of nouveaux riches Germans

Self projection

Trying to make it look like it's not only them who are cucks

That explanation seems to check out. Well done sir!

Cucks need to die

he seems like a #4 kinda guy

Why would he need to go shit when it flows out his mouth all day erry day anyways?

I feel like T_D can't get off to normal stuff anymore. I bet it takes some really sick shit to get him going.

Like Russian piss hookers.

Or imported supermodel sex slaves.

I was thinking #3
Then he can efficiently rest his gut

jajaja that's a good one bruh. Bernie would have fixed everything.

#BashTheFash

or 13 year old girls? He still has an ongoing rape suit against him from a girl who claims he violently raped her when she was 13.

Can you imagine being that girl? Trying to get president trump convicted of a crime he more than likely committed! Shitty place to be in, especially when trump supporters are militant retards.

It probably takes some dark shit to get that beast off.

There has to be so much shame involved that the one being degraded gets to feel even more worthless just because of the fact that them being nothing gets trumps volcano to burst. Then he pulls a Cosby/men in black and makes them forget as they fall asleep covered in his shit and piss, only to awake in a nearby park thinking they got shit faced again

Yeah where is that case now? Wasnt the court hearing supposed to be in October? Or was it November? Jo wait, it was in December. I can't recall since they changed the story do much.

Who is they

Anyone who replies to my post gets a free pair of dubs

Eloquently put... and YUP.

Yeah, I'm aware. It's kind of important that he doesn't slip into the role of the irrepressible buffoon, isn't it? Because he rapes little girls and whatnot.

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Give me a break, like you can't picture T_D violently raping a 13 year old girl? He most certainly would, he most certainly did, and he most certainly will not pay for it in this life.

I love Trump supporters, they make so much sense all the time, they always seem so intelligent, it's just refreshing to see the true nature of our country.

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