Continuation of old tinder thread, not sure if my phone is shit or what but it won't load for me
Same rules, dubs/funny idea decides opener/reply
Here's the last thing i tried to post before the thread stopped working
Gif is of man nodding. Response, anons?
Sebastian Brown
My doctor says it shouldn't be a problem if we stick with anal.
Thomas King
I voted trump btw. Lets get that out of the way
Carter Diaz
Did big tits ever respond with pic?
Dylan Nelson
It's better than aids innit?
Easton Hughes
My doctor says it shouldn't be a problem if we stick with anal
Owen Davis
So, which hole am I wrecking first?
Angel Robinson
Why is there a d in fridge but n d in refrigerator.. you know what else there inset a d in "Sarah" just so happens I have one
Levi Hernandez
Bumping, also did titzilla respond?
Hudson Jones
do you believe in god?
Blake Gonzalez
your mom and little sister didn't seem to care, why should you?
Christian Rivera
Thought this thread was gone forever, OP you are a hero
Julian Nelson
WINRAR
Caleb Jenkins
Sorry for the wait lads, was just putting together a collage of some of the best ones from the last thread for anyone new
Nathan Perez
Im up for some wine at the beach and after that we do do some wrestling at my bedroom
Gabriel Wilson
Bamp for titzilla
Lucas Foster
Excellent start to the thread user, let's keep it up boys
Matthew Gomez
U just wasted a message check em
Carson Bell
Pretty sure it was meant for Sarah
Juan Harris
Situation with titzilla, I'll notify of any developments but she's probably sleeping off her 10000 calories
Gavin Anderson
Fuck, i misinterpreted that, here you go
Grayson Bennett
Also, did the thread disappear for everyone else or is it just my shitty app? If it's still up link this one in there
Josiah Murphy
can confirm thread went suddenly quiet for me too oh pee
Jose Wood
I collect all my exes pubic hair when they shave an id like to add yours to my collection missy
Parker Moore
Considering leaving this thread and starting it again tomorrow evening actually, no one's responding at this time of night, or do we keep going and sending openers?2am here
Thomas Cook
I say keep going bud, will pick up traction with related posts
Juan Anderson
Sent because funny
Jose Rodriguez
Onwards we go then
Easton Clark
Give me suggestions user, I'll send anything decent/dubs to get this thread bouncing again
Lincoln Lopez
Do you know how much does a polar bear weight? -Enough to break the ice
Dominic Bennett
I want you dress me up like a cute little princess and step on my balls with work boots.
Charles Wilson
Would you fuck me for blow?
Robert Smith
Edited
Grayson Butler
Eviscerate the proletariat
Justin Campbell
...
Aiden Gray
I want to kiss your lips slowly getting up to your mouth
Cameron Phillips
Here you go
Daniel Hernandez
Okay, before we get this whole shindig started I want to make a few things clear. I dress nice, okay that means Ross and that means you not looking like shit when we're together. Second, I fuck on the first date and so do you. And lastly what time am I picking you up babe?
Justin King
Hey sweet cheeks, do you take it the ear? I think it could fit with a little effort.
Christian Parker
Will send, do you mean to say Ross or Boss
Thomas Jackson
Actually meant "take it in the ear", but I forgot the in because I'm retarded
Jose Barnes
Hope you seize her means of production
Aaron Davis
re-production. amirite?
Jordan Gray
...
Gabriel Hughes
Ross man, it's a shitty clothing chain
Jace Wilson
Ask if she likes tiny dicks, then reply with "darn"
Mason Kelly
...
Ethan Nguyen
This girls pretty attractive too
Eli Wright
Idk how babby is form.
Landon Williams
Waiting for her response
Ryder Moore
Which of the 5 at the top do i message, and what do i say? Get my dick wet anons
Elijah Green
Ask Orlagh why she has an Orc name
Zachary Ortiz
Gemma, tell her she doesn't need the fake dog nose to look like a dog
Ayden Lewis
That Steve Harvey keyboard background keeps cracking me up. Thanks for the laugh.
Levi Wilson
tell Orlagh that "Orlagh" is the name you gave a persistent recurring dick pimple you've had since puberty
Ian Peterson
Things like that can get your head kicked in, i live in Northern Ireland
Blake Perez
i like sarah.
Camden Morris
It gives everyone a kick when they see it, i don't even realise it anymore
Ryan Long
If dubs we turn up the age setting and find you a sugar mama
Ryder Myers
real LOTR fans, the Irish, huh?
Ryder Sullivan
Xx for dramatic effect
Joseph Lopez
It would be construed as sectarian, also i have 17 mutual friends with her so nah
Julian Stewart
"From 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
Luke Howard
Good idea, age range was previously set to 18-25
Logan Lee
explain?
Jackson Harris
...
Brandon Martinez
"What is the best contry and why is it THe Democratic Republic of North Korea?"
Leo Miller
first older match: nothing like the musky odor of a mature puss
Christian Cox
Absolute madman OP, thanks for posting my suggestion, made my day
Noah Harris
Orlagh is a traditional Irish name, to call it an orc name would be seen as sectarian. Have you ever heard of the troubles? Northern Ireland was and still is a really divided country. You don't really say shit like that to strangers when they live so close and have mutual friends.
Julian Thompson
*Democratic People's Republic of Korea geo-politics noob
Aaron Bennett
In the wild leopards stalk their pray for hours waiting patiently but me, I like to masterbate over my little sisters panties
Aaron Hall
...
Juan Cook
Any more suggestions lads
Ian Torres
definitely have heard, for sure. just didn't realize that Balrog was a traditional Irish name. muh bad. thanks for explaining
Ethan Butler
The song "Watch Me Whip" is single-handedly the worst song I have ever heard. Before you get all bent out of shape, I do know that it's not to be some intellectual masterpiece of modern art; it is just factually a shitty song. Here's why: Repetition: This song takes repetition to a level rivaled only by songs written for 3 year-olds. The singer repeats his name a full 6 times before the third verse, just in case you were wondering who 'wrote'? No vocalised the script put in front of him. There were 980 'words' in this song. Is nae a word? Scratch that, I truly don’t care. Of those 980 words, three variations (Now watch, now watch me, watch me) represent 369 words. That’s more than ⅓ of the song for literally 3 words (and I didn’t include the single mentions of the word ‘me’). If we include ‘ooh’ (there are 84 instances) and ‘bop’ (there are 72 instances), which total 156, we have 525 out of 980 words made up of 5 words. I think we get the picture on this. Simplicity: The most complex word in this song is a tie between ‘Silento’, the vocalist’s (not an artist in my opinion) handle, the word ‘already’ (which appears literally once), and the word ‘superman’. Doing a quick tally, that means that 15 single word instances are 3 syllables. All the rest are 1 or 2 syllables. The vocabulary is not strong with this one. Look at that! My use of ‘vocabulary’ beat out this song by 2 whole syllables! The culmination of the two previous points into the dumbing down of everyone who had the displeasure of hearing this song: Pretty self-explanatory. Look, I get that the writer wasn’t going for a Pulitzer or a Grammy, but a quick hit that’ll be catchy and easy to remember. Fair enough. EXCEPT FUCK YOU YOU’RE LITERALLY RUINING MUSIC.
Christian Stewart
Here you go faggots
Robert Hughes
Dubs OP post this hahaha
Juan Hall
Not sure if this is within the character limit
Charles Peterson
I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene.
Eli Taylor
On a scale of 1-10, how fun does going to a park and laughing at kids who fall down while playing sound?
Brandon Green
If I had a quarter to give to the four best looking people on the planet I'd owe myself a dollar