Roast me

Roast me

>Implying that's you.

It's not. Same with all the "girlfriends" people shoehorn into every thread.

You probably cry at least once a week but you have no real problems. You have immense support and you don't need it.

But it is

I do cry a lot...

Someone told me i look like someone who dates black guys exclusively. What does that mean?

And there's at least five people within reach to help you.

Thats not a roast.

Also a common misconception. I am often alone.

Attractive women are never alone.

This is not a roast gdi

Can i just fuck you instead?

Timestamp it then.

It's a fact.

It means youre this person here.

ALRIGHT EVERYONE LEAVE

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Nah not me

That's not a timestamp, faggot.

Its good enough.
Maybe if this thread were more interesting id post real time shit.

Maybe posting a real timestamp would make it interesting instead of this "want more? want more?" garbage. We're not that stupid.

Im just lazy, ur over thinking it.

Ive barely even gotten one real roast.