Useless superpowers thread

>Useless superpowers thread

Breath underwater, but only at 10K feet above sea-level

Always have a paperclip in your pocket. Unless it is convenient.

Can watch the wild-thorn berries when you close your eyes. But only when walking

can blink while sleeping

Can read any person's mind but you hear their thoughts in angry Hungarian

Women go crazy with lust for you.
But only for the 30 seconds after you cum.

can see into to the future
have Aspergers

Know the answer to the universe but only when asleep.

how about you post superpower and others give the limitation

Okay.

Know the answer to the universe.

but you can't communicate in any way

fuck off this is my thread,

Youve down syndrome.

Pretty sure that's your power faggot

It's horrifying and you have to live with that knowledge for the rest of your life.

Go through walls

Not useless if your on a treadmill

That's not exactly useless. Just learn Hungarian, testvér

The walls were coming down anyway

Such a shame our architects are being this lazy with walls

Noice

Only exterior walls on the 2nd floor of buildings and above

Hi Cassandra.

The power to actually be loved

Can breath in space but you have to be completely naked

You are emotionally dead and can't reciprocate when others professor their love for you

Hulk like powers, only when your unconcious

Start a slow clap in a audience at will.

emotionally numb

no one joins in

dont need to breathe, but you have instant panic attacks if you hold your breath.

spontaneous combustion

Your communication skills are so shit that nobody would believe you.

Super power: Lose both of your legs
Drawback: Have to walk on your arms like Sebulba from star wars episode I: the phantom menace on blu ray

>Take water to space
>be able to breathe

Super speed qand strength with the ability to overcome any difficulty that those power could give me in little time

Im a fuckin repeating Cannon

Like a phoenix you resurrect but you can't control when it happens

be immortal, but you are allways suicidal

You cum and shit your pants for every minute you use it and if you try to cheat it by stopping at 59 seconds you also vomit.

Ability to see only OP's posts

You can see through people's clothes but the images are distorted and everyone looks fat and yucky.

You get smarter and stronger the more you work out, but with time you loose vigor and die.

wow calm down user

Give eloquent speeches and an unsurpassed command of all languages but get debilitating heart attacks when trying to enunciate a single word.

Supreme beautiful being but get seizures all the time. And everyone thinks you're an Idiot.

Can breath in space but only while throwing a penny

lul

Able to take any amount of drugs but you don't get high

Ability to breathe pennies but only in space

Most intelligent mind in universe, but also have extreme add and short term memory loss

Lol

Be able to run faster than 120 mph but only when in direct contact with the current president

Able to fall asleep instantly but only when piloting a vehicle

being happy without drugs

Head in fish bowl

eroshare / xkkz94ll

That's not a useless skill you douche I'd literally kill for that superpower

best archer in the world

The ability to instantly disarm and explode people... who are already dead.

Western civilization is alive and well on Sup Forums.

Ability to grow my penis 2 inches in 10 days but only if I get a virus from clicking this ad

but then you couldn't enjoy drugs

Ability to bypass the entire internet but only if you're not a virgin and never been on Sup Forums

It doesn't sound like they're enjoying drugs anyway.

Certainly not enjoying things without them

Ability to bypass the internet but you can never have sex nor return to Sup Forums..

The ability to see through clothes but you have to ask permission of the person in order for it to work

the fuck you mean bypass the internet

The ability to start threads on 4chsn but you're a raging faggot

do they have to say yes or do you just have to ask?

Ability to shit my pants

You can talk to animals, but you don't u see stand each other's language.

Don't understand*

They have to say yes

Life cheat sheet. I need to know what turns to make at which exits, and I need to know which decisions to make when the time comes, that will lead down the path I eventually want to follow.

The ability to access any information with no resistance, for example: firewalls, passwords etc.

that's already a thing

checked and deal. sex is over rated as much as that hacker 4chin

I HAVE THIS SUPER POWER

The power to click your fingers and Anita Sarkeesian is immediately naked in front of you, ass cheeks spread and ready to shit in your mouth as desired

The ability to manipulate matter, the instant you cum into a south bound train while standing on the tracks

You have great internet connection in China

but you can only access Fagbook

The ability to stop time, but only works if you're asleep

projecting much?

Your penis and testicals will regenerate from any injury including complete removal but you're a trans female that wants a full transition.

get rid of any unwanted group/ race

but you can only access Sup Forums

The ability to make John Travolta's get a sudden whiff of manure in his nose, every time you eat a corn dog at the fair.

>>Useless superpowers thread

The ability to talk to extinct animals

You can travel between dimensions that are almost exactly like yours, and occupy the body of the "you" from that dimension, but can't prove it.

But you can't understand their language

when you finish the corn dog all he can smell is semen

you already named a downside

Until you eat another corn dog at the fair

Another dimensional you can occupy your body

but it is unknown which reincarnation it will be

You can teleport anywhere but...

But only for computers have no hard rive

thats a great skill to kidnap a president

but only an hour after you roll trips