They were literally GIVEN THE WAR YOU CAN'T ASK FOR A BETTER STARTING PLACE LMAO.
> France surrenders, fight a little in Poland, bomb Britain, and you've conquered Europe.
> but no cause fuck slavs
>LOL WE ARE SUPER MEN LET'S conquer RUSSIA
> first half-decent enemy being fought.
> nazis start being overrun by 5yr old Slavs throwing bricks
> not even a real army
> still somehow lose
Did the nazis ever write the definitive guide to losing? Because it's literally a miracle they lost considering how much of a geographical, technological, and resource advantage they had yet still manage to lose.
Basically they lose because there were too much Slavs and not that much Germans. Just google the size of German population and how it was dwarfed by USSR population in 30s.
Juan Lee
Hitler might have written a speech on losing I'm not sure, he did say Indians and Chinese were better than Aryans
Thomas Reed
War on two fronts, master deception by allies invading normandy, extreme paranoia, insanity from drugs his doctor was poisoning him with over time.
Christopher Powell
No it wasn't the Axis overall had a higher population than the Soviets. Take any 3 western European countries today that's still the case, sometimes two
Tyler Garcia
I also forgot... france did soak up a lot of resources by being a pain in the dick to occupying forces. say what you will about the frenchies but they did cause hitler to keep quite a garrison in that country
Ayden Torres
Maybe the nazis were secretly niggers and that would explain their bad tactics, Hitler included
Brayden Jones
Ask Sup Forums if you want better answers
Isaiah Long
We lost because Russia is cold and we didn't bring coats.
Nathan Nguyen
False. You lost because you're a bunch of niggers
Gabriel Murphy
napolean did this
Christian Perry
I think you're misinformed. For instance, the USSR had all Central Asia as its part, how much cannon fodder you'd think it produced?
Brayden Young
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Lincoln Watson
hitler actually did a lot of shit wrong
Elijah Morgan
>secretly
Jack Moore
Wasted too much money burning Jews.
Brayden Gonzalez
The lost because of "the bomb", they couldn't stand a chance in hell... Anyone disagree?
James Barnes
He should've shipped them to Madagascar as was planned in the beginning.
Brandon Richardson
Gaddafi did something like that
Austin Bell
1. Everyone hates them. 2. Less resources than everyone else. 3. Less manpower than everyone else. 4. Less industry than everyone else.
How the fuck can you be this stupid?
Aiden Collins
They lost because both you and their leader had and equally pathetic understanding of military history.
Also because they had to piggyback a bunch of stupid dago wops.
Landon Morris
Lol you must be retarded cause that's all wrong, look at the map and look up the populations you stupid nigger
Joshua Thomas
That too.
James Parker
No, I agree that the Jews would he destroyed the Nazi's with their bomb.
Jackson Hughes
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Noah Young
>France surrenders I see you have a very poor understanding of the role of France's military in the war. The nation was quickly overran but the navy and armed forces in the colonies refused to recognize the Vichy government as legitimate and fought on.
Ayden Butler
He would've had the A bomb if he hadn't have shun all the Jewish scientists. He paid dearly for his fucking retarded racial bias in everything.
Jose Mitchell
But the Einstein bomb didn't destroy the Japanese?
Brandon Anderson
Germany did take france, but not many french would join the axis military.
Robert Price
Surrender is destruction.
Mason Wright
Who would expect recruits from a country that surrendered? Changes nothing
Cameron King
Also russian military tactics destroyed the german army. Germany had almost no supply lines to send equipment and food to the german army in russia. And the russians destroyed all the food, cattle, and roads/railways, so the axis starved to death
Evan Bennett
So the argument that axis had more manpower is invalid.
Jace Myers
Brits did crack the Germans secret code and were able to leak info to the Soviets and other Allies about German Plans
Lincoln Thomas
How well guarded were axis supply lines to be "destroyed" by Russian children?
What did they do, put signs and cones on the road? Maybe they switched the signs
Nathan Sullivan
Count all the ones that aren't France
Carson Long
Your understanding of what the Red Army was may not be inline with reality
Two more points: The ones defending have an advantage. Soldiers are less likely to surrender and more likely to keep fighting. (Even after loss of limbs and severe bleeding) Japanese where like this in the end.
Italy was severely undeveloped and lacked equipment. Italy actually needed 5 more years to advance. Mousilini was either an idiot or overestimated the germans. (Or underestimated the allies) And began the war early
Easton Morales
Everyone knew they were going to lose, even Rommel new they were going to lose. But he shouldn't have tried to appeal to old Adolf's humanity... Or the lack thereof , and he suffered for it.
Aaron Foster
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Benjamin Thompson
They mostly used horse drawn artillery. They were fighting a different war...a war dreamt up by a drug addicted insignificant little man who somehow seemed surprised that his 1000 year Reich barely lasted for 12. A jabbering fool of a leader who mistook his ability to sway a crowd of gullible, fragile people as a sign that he was destined to be anything but the bastard child of some other insignificant little man.
Cooper Thompson
Germany also wasted money on useless weapons. Like a giant tank that was never built. A giant cannon that was useful. And missiles that look like a large version of a childrens toy
Ian Sanders
I think they were fine they conquered Europe (or arguably, conquered Poland and accepted France's surrendur). They only really had problems fighting the cheeki breekis
Leo Hernandez
>What did they do, put signs and cones on the road? Maybe they switched the signs
Well whatever they did it fucking worked you stupid nigger
Daniel Rogers
Oh yeah their biggest tank got captured by skidmark-pantsed Russian children or the "red army" as you niggers call it
Ryder Parker
Not really bro, there was one point b4 the Germans decided to fuck with Russia that there was a possibility of a Nazi tommorrow. They were also supposedly weeks from an A bomb with their spies on the Manhattan project
Bentley Brown
Hitler had military generals that were masters of war. He not only was given the war by default, he was also given the war with his expert generals. However, Hitler stopped trusting his smartest generals and went against what they were saying.
>Thanks for fucking it up Adolf, we could have had the Aryan race. You just had to fuck it up.
Gavin Sullivan
I don't like it
Thomas Robinson
Also, as your territory grows usually your borders grow, and since the countries that surrender dont provide soldiers. (For a few generations at least) Your army becomes too thinned out across your border. Possibly making you an east target. This happened to Germany on its east front.
Julian Watson
Aryans never had a civilization unlike the Anglos. Wonder why
Nathan Perez
>the "red army" as you niggers call it
If by "you niggers" you mean the whole world and all of history... yeah, I guess.
I don't understand the point of using pejorative terminology to refer to Soviet forces when all you're doing is pointing out their victories. Sure, maybe they were all retarded nigger babies, but they beat the fuck out of Germany, so what does that say about the "master race"?
Mason Harris
yea, truth be told hitler was almost as much of a fuckup as mussolini.
Caleb Roberts
Because Jews got in the way.
Aaron Anderson
The master race are shit-pantsed Russian children?
Leo Kelly
>hitler was almost as much of a fuckup as mussolini.
You could argue him being worse. I mean, who's the bigger moron; the idiot, or the idiot who throws a war to save the first idiot's ass?
Luke Johnson
No, but apparently the "master race" got btfo on a legendary scale by a bunch of shit-pantsed slavlets
Nicholas Moore
The only children in the red army where children doing reconnaissance and spying. And they where unofficial members. The age requirement was originally 19, but lowered to 18 during the war
Ethan Lee
they were working on it to that's how they captured all that uranium on u234 they were sending it to japan in hops they could make it happen.
Aaron Nelson
It happened that way because it happened that way, fuck's sake Her ghost still watches me, the landlord's black-eyed daughter.
Julian Carter
Hitler was a n00b
Landon Hughes
Mussolini fled Italy to avoid serving in the army. He got into trouble, was arrested, and deported back to Italy, where he served in jail until he served in the army.
Mussolini is the bigger idiot.
Grayson Evans
let's talk about the Japanese only focus on navy and air-force while having shit tier tanks and sub par tactics. >> lost all of Manchuria and Korea in about a week
Gavin Lewis
>they were sending it to japan in hops they could make it happen.
You realize that before the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japanese scientists generally believed the concept of a nuclear weapon to be about pseudo-science, right? They were more focused on developing chemical and biological weapons.
Hunter Evans
And balloon bombs, lol
Dylan Jackson
Because Hitler was an okay politician and good at motivating the populace but he was a sub-par commander. Which wouldn't have been a problem if he didn't keep trying to micro his generals.
Ethan Martin
>Mussolini >Flees to avoid service >Gets captured in a continent where police forces could do everything short of beat you to death and nobody would say a thing >Serves jail time >Serves in the military
>Hitler >Served in the military >Failed to get into art school
Eeeeeh.... I don't know, user...
Charles Clark
What do you expect from an island nation?
Charles Moore
nazis were the stormfags of their day. Great at parades and gay shit, but absolute pussies at fighting real men and retards at getting real world shit accomplished. -- So, it's no wonder that the single-wide trailer dwellers and Slavs are the ones who occupy Sup Forums now and proclaim their superiority to the JOOS while at the same time blaming the JOOS for all their personal failings. Monkey see, monkey do -- the whole fucking lot of those losers, Nazis and their stormfags fan club, are doomed to failure.
Brody Ward
fair enough they had shit tier communication anyways nazis still tried tho.
Luis Roberts
well an island nation should atleast think about their large land empire in Asia ignoring this was what we might call a bad move