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I work overnights at bestbuy and every night I get off work I stop at the plaid pantry and get a couple steel reserves to end my night. Gets the job done cheaply

been drunk for twenty straight years, love it and hate it.

speak to me my brother

i been drunk 8 straight years, and i don't plan on stopping

how's life?

Alcohol ruined my life.
Plz quit now while you can.

Anyone reading this that is turning to alcohol, seriously just listen to me for once.

do you really want to blame alcohol? or do you think it might be better to look into the mirror

>how's life?

i have the winter off from work, so lately been sleeping till 2pm, eat some eggs n sausage, and start crushing some beer.

i love catching up on some sleep!

normal work day is as follows.

>alarm at 5am
>hot as possible shower
>hit the bricks at 6am
>power thru a 10 hour day "sometimes 12"
>get home and crush some beer till i pass out
>most days wake up soaked in piss

rinse/repeat

>alpha male

sadly, women will still fuck homeless niggers over you in this day and age

It was absolutely my own fault. Ive realized who i am again without the aid of alcohol, and im ok with myself.
Turning to it absolutely ruined several years of me. No good.

let's continue fellas

>women will still fuck homeless niggers over you in this day and age

not that i'm looking for a woman, but the ones you described i never want to meet. so.. i guess i can thank niggers for something.

they have done a nice job of pulling the women evolution does not desire

sadly, they have also been reproducing with them

we've got a bunch of half-breeds running around

i'm not sure what will come of this next generation

Just turned 20 been constantly drunk for a year and I cant stop, drink of choice is jager or Jameson. I work at a bar and AMA drunk atm

...

yessir many good nights with Barton's, though i have forgotten all of them, but that's a compliment

>Forgetting when you drink.

um

what's the point of posting when you delete it right after?

bump

report in alcohols

aaa I'm like 1.5 alcohols atm

>arrested in 2006 with an abv of 3.8

>multiple people telling me i was close to death.

still trying to break that record.

fucking sick trips

i'm also @ 1.5

stil drinking, trying to overload into 2.0

lets bump it bro

over the counter boner pill 3=====D li
like in beautiful mind movie "I have respect for beer "
angry orchard hard cider
steel reserve

I recently discovered Absinth LOVE IT

LOL bro are you me?

i got pulled in 2009 with an abv of .39

they charged me, and gave me a burger king breakfast sandwich in the morning

fuck the mother fucking police dude. i'm usually republican-biased, but the fucking police can suck a dick and fucking die. fuck the mother fucking police. i hope every one of those mother fuckers kills themselves

>drinking alcohol when drugs exist

>and gave me a burger king breakfast sandwich in the morning

i almost pissed myself laughing, i got subway for lunch.

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>drinking an driving.

>posting in an alcohol thread when you have zero interest in it.

>acting like you have never made a mistake in your life.

i drink when im out of money

>full alchie from 20 to now (24)
>gain 50 pounds during that time
>haven't had any booze for a week and some change
tbh i feel better than ever and since I'm not hungover as shit every morning i actually want to exercise
still miss that drank though
when I am satisfied with my body I'll try to stick to weekends only

cheers m8s

How many teeth are you missing?

lolllll my brother i think it's cool enough that we both experienced that same night in jail feeling, no need to break that record. hope everything is fine for you nowadays

I'm taking shots out of an empty pill bottle

Something seems metaphoric about this

dubs confirms. must an hero

Underage detected

fuck you. im poor as fuck right now

UNDERAGE OR NIGGER NIGGER COTTON PICKER.

> Pic is what im drinking on. #5 with some Bavaria shots mixed in

just drink the orignal 211 instead bro

nice job man, every hipster on the planet is drinking that and inflating the price. enjoy your hipsterdom i guess

trying to gear up for april 1st my call back date, if i'm honest i gained 35 pounds this winter and just wanna kill myself with booze.

FUCK!

>space dust
my nigga

Kek. I'm a budweiser rep in Seattle . Get the Elysian dust and dayglow for free. Also all the hurricane and natural shit I want but I just give that to my alcoholic neighbor

spiked watermelon aint too bad man. i feel like the sweetness makes it harder

You should try Smirnoff ice, shits hard as fuck

>pic related

how do i get that job

Adderall master race reporting in.

Ian is that you?

trips checked

> Smirnoff Ice

> Hard as fuck

> 4.5%

> 100% bitch drink

lol.

Pass a drug test and get a merchandiser gig. There's a miller coors and AB wholesaler wholeseller in pretty much every city. Move up from there. If you have a degree and half a brain you can start as a rep.

> 70k a year work pretty much 4 days a week.
> benefits, 401k, union, all the beer I can drink

he's joking you tard

spiked watermelon has more alcohol than those pussy drinks lol

night cunts.

Nah, but I am stoked my first post in months landed on trips.