Cardinals/Niners (pre) Game Thread

go cards

Go Niners!

>its a Padding the Stats episode hopefully

cards will win by more than 10 points

caps this

Nanners here. Please stomp us so Baalke can get fired. Thank you

hello

cardinals never do shit on the first drive

hey buddy, nice trips.

dayum got trips at a shit post in a dead thread

Did kaep suicided himself during the Anthem?

Post yfw Kap is injured by the nicest guy in football, Calais Campbell.

Kaep didn't even vote, senpai. He didn't care who won.

No ;_;. I want Ponder

Why did the Patriots trade Jones anyway?

he's not named tom brady, and wanted to get paid.

How long will palmer play, not considering injuries.

is that guys right arm smaller than left

/r/ing that cheerleaders ass

Posted here to came to this

Every team in the league passed at least twice on David Johnson.

>it's a cardinals are actually doing well episode

(:

Let's go tards

No one caught that ass? She was thicc

Only because the niners are the worst team in the league. The browns would beat them

it's still surprising

>its a Fitz is feeling discomfort episode
JUST

Are there even any other 49ers fans left on here, or have they all diminished over the past two years?

Any play now larry or carson are gonna die :(

and so will I

They are all out protesting trump

Peterson almost threw his dick in his face

i'm still here, as painful as it is :' )

We're in this together, my friend.

The only good thing about the Niners playing this terrible is that I'm completely numb to their poor playing.

they should be in position to draft one of the top qb's next year. now they just have to pick the right one, and develop him.

>not covering the best player on the field

>THE NANNERS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH

I love gifs like this where you just cannot even imagine what their endgame was.

I thought san fran was good at holding balls!!

J U S T
U
S
T

I know that's a le ebin fag joke, but no, they really aren't.

isn't that the rugby guy ?

Did he died?

Yeah, I think it was. Disappointed the Niners still don't have him. He didn't seem good, no, but at least him being on the team would lead to more meme posters in these threads.

It was pretty great when the aussies came to shitpost about him

Terrible fucking flag right there. C'mon, refs, the Cardinals don't need refball to beat the Niners.

>not covering the second best player on the field

even as a cards fan I kinda feel bad for Chip, he basically gothe handed a dumpster fire and is gonna be blamed for this season

>Catman making a field goal
Huh?

Can the Cards meme themselves into the playoffs ?

That was an extra point? He barely made it tho lel

Nanners have sucked my entire life so its business as usual.

>you now remember that Joe Nedney was our team MVP

Theyre only 2 games back, seattle doesnt look that great anymore but they keep memeing wins somehow. Seattle trannies about to get btfo by brady and trump tonight too

Your entire life? How old are you, three?

Unless there's a late Wilson surge or one little blood clot puts Brady down.

28

still here, fuck balke and fuck york

I guess he just suicided his citizenshipness

Holy fuck, the other team looked dumb on that play!

sometimes i can't get hard with a girl because it's too intimate, so i pretend i cum, and just piss in her a little.

Why is bethel so shit?

I'm a wizard.

Might be a bit gay desu

happens to the best of us

also checked

Also checked

>You now remember Eric Johnson

Fuck Colin Kapernigger

EJ made Rattay elite for one year

>Carson actually running the ball

>implying the seacucks won't refball their way to a win tonight

Did he run ironically ?

>longest run of palmers career
>16 yards

He doesnt do it any other way.

Can I please have sauce on that gif, or a longer webm version? I wanna see the rest of that fall.

dead thread

>larry dead

Rip :(

That's the 49ers defense I used to know of.

is Palmers leg broken?

can he not run?

Fuck palmer

>tardinals

I'm sorry for you Cardinals fans. You guys are looking pretty mediocre against the worst team in the NFL.

I'm sorry for us. It's gotta get better one of these years...

>Divisional game
>One score game in the 4th quarter
>80 posts
This is just sad

>literally one of the worst teams in the league
>a disappointingly mediocre small market team
>while 2 of the most bandwaggoned teams are currently playing
>being surprised the thread is slow
>Spaniards shit up the thread anyway

Tardinal threads are always pretty slow even when they are doing well since there's only like 3 fans on Sup Forums.

It's amazing how many niner fans left though

>people picked this team to win the superb owl

>Carson throws yet another pick

Fucking goddammit we're gonna lose to the fucking $(er's

Classic Palmer, he always chokes and throws a pick on crucial late game drives

Did that Niners receiver just slammed the photographer to the ground to regain his own balance?

yeah and then jogged away without helping or asking if he's ok

That was fucked up.

>90 replies
Wow, NOBODY cares about 49ers it seems

anyone got a gif or webm?

Understandable. They're shite this year.

The 49ers are the most disliked team of any major pro sport in America

I thought there would've been at least 2 people on all of Sup Forums from either teams

There were some Niners fans in this thread earlier.

I'm a Niners fan and I'm still here. Mainly doing housework.

Chandler Catanzaro looks like a knock-off Leonardo DiCaprio tbqh.

I've always thought this as well

Welp, Niners weren't terrible today. I mean, they were awful, but could have been worse.

They are true bandwagon fans. Claim to be 49er faithful when they are good but nowhere to be found when they suck ass. Ironic really.