Rekt 2.0

rekt 2.0

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Best part is seeing his lungs in action toward the end of it

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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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haven't seen this one. gotta keep up with my pastas.

You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.

The main thing is, really is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.

Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.

On top of that, watching how quickly and easily life can be struck out of someone makes me appreciate it that much more.

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literally fucking samefag

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Ok.

newfag

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Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggot.

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He even didn't try to run

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Bull rekt is best rekt. Good to see my bovine brothers getting some pay back.

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I don't understand. How could that possibly happen?

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Edgy.

Only non edgy in this thread.


Edgy fags gtfo Sup Forums

shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me edgy. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can jack off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me edgy is a legitimate tactic for arguments.

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watching these videos makes you understand how futile and meaningless life is (I'm not talking about the ones where people torture each other, I don't really have an opinion on those); you see a child cross the street being run over by a truck, a mother dying in an escalator trying to save her child, an old man casually walking down a street that suddenly gets floored by a truck and so on; it really makes you think how worthless you (you=everybody) are, you could literally die tomorrow without having accomplished anything in your life, or if you had everything would disappear, you'll never see your wife, children, mother again and it's just a matter of when you crossed that certain street, used a certain lift and so on;
All of this makes me want to live my life without worrying about the future because I could be dead by tomorrow, I do have some goals but I don't get that sad when I can't reach them, I think it helps you grow up, sugar coating everything is bad as we don't live in a fairy tail, death happens and it's natural, I wouldn't joke about it of course but I do watch some of these videos when I feel bad about my life, it makes me think that I could be in that situation, but I'm not so I should be happy.

Toasty

Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny copypasta" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this rekt thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a rekt thread on Sup Forums! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with copypasta.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any rekt thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the copypasta. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting copypasta. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level shit day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating rekt threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every rekt is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this copypasta shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing Sup Forums." You should be ashamed of yourself.

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why she was riding on roof?

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In this thread a faggot derails by making all the newfags have to justify themselves and I'm just sitting here scratching my balls

My mexican neighbors used to do this.
Made some bomb ass "Barbacoa" tacos

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Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow Sup Forumstardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.

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ty for the bump

I personally consume bleach on a regular basis

Nice bump m8

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Damn that bitch is fucking salty, reminds me of TKs on rainbow six

Shut the fuck up, I hate your fucking guts. I hate you, your "clever" "observations", as well as your stupid fucking autistic face. I hate you and everyone else involved in this thread, I hope your miserable life full of "epic" moments on an internet imageboard ends painfully slow. I pray to God every night that there will be another holocaust full of people like you. I want a belligerent country to experiment on you, get invaded by a larger country that steals the research your pain created and uses it toward gassing other people like you. When they throw your stupid body in a ditch I will take your retard brain and revive you just to torture you. You'll be seeing me in your nightmares kid.

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Fucking kek! Tried to keep the drink from tipping

How dare you post something like this. Too far man, too far.

Oh so that's funny to you? Is that it you fucking pathetic faggot? Let me just tell you this: you're nothing. You're fucking nothing. I can bench press 290 and can run 6 miles in less than 36 minutes. I train tapout and could knock you unconscious with one punch. I know you think you're some internet tough guy sitting back there like a pussy faced bitch, but if we ever cross paths I will fucking CRUSH you. Your ancestors will feel pain I'll hit you so hard. And if you try and bring 5 of your friends, I'll just get a katana (which I'm trained in) and then we'll see who's the tough guy. Yeah you can make all the "funny" "clever" comments you want on the internet, but when we meet, you're suddenly fucking dead silent. Like a fucking library. Once I'm done posting this I'm going to call my side piece up and pound away. Enjoy jerking off to another hentai movie you fucking pathetic virgin. But sure, keep posting. Go on, bitch, make my day. You think you're funny? I'm about to wipe that smile off your face. Get ready faggot, I've got your IP and I cannot be stopped.

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wheres the rape

that costs extra

>Edgy
wow you sure showed us
now fucking kill yourself

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Rip Sup Forums

Can't even win a second star without rigging

What the fuck happened? Why do white people trample each other when someone screams bomb but shitskins go to help injured people in actual bombings

Is that a fucking Gondola coming from the ground?

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really stupid question, but why isn't he bleeding?

faggot

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This guy gets it

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Lol you have a job

what happened? What pulls it

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dingo

what was she doing? why was she lighting the gas?

I'd imagine at a certain point of tearing into the meat of a person the blood is absorbed by torn muscle and shit, bleeding is a good thing because it expels foreign objects and clots over the wound, but what's the point of bleeding if it won't help the wound. Maybe the pressure from the trampling kept the vessels mostly intact as well rather than what a laceration would do...basically got torn up like earth.

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Repeating numbers, holy shit.

I'm sure all the news say that the white kid deserved all of this. They didn't mean to beat him up.

Wow, suicided himself. Nice brain splatter

what the heck happened?

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who is this beautiful human specimen

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remember he was going to college and helping little kids

I think she was trying to tell if the gas was pumping into the car at night, and used her lighter as a light source. (stupid mistake)

>FUCKING ASSHOLE CANT PEOPLE WATCH FOR MOTORCYCLISTS

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What the actually fucking fuck??!!?

You fucking sick fucking fucks think this fucking shit is funny?!? Seriously what the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with all of you posting this fucking shit? Its not fucking funny to post and joke about people being hurt or dying. If you think any of this is fucking funny then you are seriously fucked up in the head. It must feel nice sitting behind your fucking pornputer in your warm and cozy basement munching on cool ranch doritos. You fucking think youre better than the people you are posting and fucking joking about?? Well let me tell you, youre not better. You are the lowest scum possible on this earth. In case you could not tell I am very angry about all of this posting and joking about peoples misfortune. Its honestly so pathetic to watch you people post about this stuff like seriously you have no fucking better stuff to do in your free time? Death and pain is not something to joke about so take it seriously you stupid fuckers. Stop acting immature because its not making you look cool. If I came face to face with all of you, you would feel my wrath and would learn a lesson from me to act properly about death. I hope you stupid fucks will start to take this topic more seriously on your own because you honestly probably wouldnt survive me. Until then enjoy the comfort of your parents basement and your doritos stained shirt you stupid fucks.

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kek

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"dajavu, i...."
*crash*

i think thats a diglett lol