Hypothetical situation thread?

Hypothetical situation thread?
>You hear a knock at your door one day
>You open the door to see none other than Amy looking back at you
>She's making a new reality game show and she wants you to be one of 6 male contestants.
>You will receive $50k for appearing in the show.
>The premise is: She and 4 males, (1 white, 1 black, 1 asian, 1 hispanic) are sent to a comfortable but isolated location, each male is given 1 hour a day alone with her. The first male to impregnate her wins an additional $100k
>You can make 2 requests from the producers which don't affect the base premise or harm any of the others in the game.
>Do you say yes or no?
>If yes, what are your 2 requests?

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>you catch train to work one day
>on train there is girl
>girl looks at you, gets off train when you do
>girl follows you to your work
>she tells you she needs to buy from your merchandise
>you do not have authority
>what do?

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what about the other 2 contestants

I would do that for 2$

What about them?

Yuck

>The premise is: She and 4 males, (1 white, 1 black, 1 asian, 1 hispanic)
was this an autism test

No one cares about the extra 2 dudes. Don't try to make this into some faggot joke.

Not even for 50 grand, possibly 150k?
You can request 10lb of viagra and a bathtub full of meth if that'll help.

I ask for a turkey baster and a shot glass.

I'd ask to go first and then Make her fall for me by making her think I laugh at her jokes. AND THEN I'd ask for a hooker to be brought on set. That way the other dudes are all spent fucking the hooker.

A cheap hooker and a snickers wrapper.

"one of six male contestants"

"4 males"

I say yes and my 2 requests are that I am first to fuck her and second if I do impregnate her, she becomes my slam hog for life

Sorry guys, i made an edit while i was wtiting the text and forgot to fix it, my bad.

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That's the spirit user, get balls deep in an adventure

Ok, so lets mix it up a bit, what if instead of schumer, you're getting propositioned by say dunham instead?

How is she not in prison after bragging about molesting and raping her little sister?

Oooor... Leslie Jones?

Beats me user, was it because dunham was also a minor at the time?

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That's another tough choice user, i think I'd be asking the producers for a viagra/meth/redbull smoothie and a blindfold

take $50k to appear
don't impregnate
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free $50k

how about bruce? who would pump their gender fluid into his mangina for 50 large and a slice of fame

Nice work on the lateral thinking user

I would for 50 million.

1) Every day we film the show I get to grease her down from head to toe so she can squeeze into her Spanx®

2) At the end of the day I get to lick her clean

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This cunt belongs in an oven

>>Do you say yes or no?
I say yes.

>>If yes, what are your 2 requests?
1. Me first!
2. No legal responsibility for the child whatsoever unless Amy Schumer dies giving birth.

Nice, well played user

you did well, but me first doesnt necessarily win it.

Mine would be Yes

requests:
1 no financial responsibility for the Child.
2 All of the other contestants have to wear condoms.

Thats a bit too close to the premise user, i might have to disallow your second request

I go in, then cum in get bottle of lube as many times as possible

Noice, a sneaky distribution, spread the öats far and wide

Here is the nefarious thing

Make a contract with all the other men, saying they are to attempt to impregnate Amy for $1000

They think whatever, I was going to try to anyway

However the game show is written as a "first male to impregnate her wins an additional..." however since you contracted the other men to impregnate her for you, They got her pregnant because of your actions therefore you got her pregnant, even if it isn't your baby.

That's thinking like a white man, plus you won't need to get your dick dirty

>50K for nothing

why would you say no?

Not wanting to be in any way associated with Schumer

And you wonder why they're trying to get rid of whites?

Maybe if you weren't such an asshole?

From Wikipedia: "Schumer was raised Jewish and says she experienced antisemitism as a child."

Would it be considered "harm of any of the others in the game" if I call her a kike-whore repeatedly while breeding her?