1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's (e.g. read stuff, memes, music, banter, chit-chat, lots of shitposts) B. Go to vocaroo.com/ and record yourself iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's. 四. Must post at least one (1) OC vocaroo to participate in this thread
>Obligatory English, but please post other languages and more difficult texts because that's the only way these threads get interesting! :)
"2.5m more British children in poverty, the biggest rise since record began! Further punishment forecast for pound sterling after UK Government confirms 29 March Article 50 trigger. Sterling instantly fell against the dollar to $1.239 in the wake of the news
*raises paw* uhhhh.... pls dont use that offensive "people" word. i consider myself to be an androgynous quasi-female pansexual wolfsoul. your concept of throwing around the word "people" willy-nilly is greatly offensive to my personal conceptualizations of my unique self image, and addressing others by using a certain generic label such as "people" is traumatic to me on a deep personal level, i was shaken to the core by your judgemental words. please be a little more considerate next time. thanks!
For all of you who want to give a copypasta written in 18th century dutch a try:
"Wat zyde gy tot my, gy kleine duyvelspecht? Ik beveel ge er kennis van te neemen dat ik met lof ende goedkeuring een kaapersbrief heb gehad van Willem van Oranje ende betrokken ben geweest by talryke geheyme offensieven tegen Alva en de zyne, en zelfstandig meer dan drie honderden Spanjolen heb omgelegd. Ik ben gehard by den Katergeuzen en ben den beste schutter onder den Nederlandsche vlag. Ge bent niet meer dan myn zoveelste doelwit. Ik zal u uyt myne gewest verwyderen met een nauwkeurigheid die de wereld nog nimmer aangechouwen had. Let op myn verdomde woorden! Gy denkt dat ge deze leuhgenpraat aan my kan verkoopen per postduyf? Gy had tweemaal moeten denken, cattengehspuys! In dezen tyd dat ik deze missive opstel, stuur ik opdracht naar myn geheymen samenstel van verspieders ende vloerduyven, verspreid door den Republiek der Zeven Verenigde Nederlanden en wordt dezen postduyf gevolgd, dus ge kunt zich maar beter voorbereiden op den storm, rabaut. Den storm die het bedroevenden klyne ding dat gy uw leven noemt weg zal vaagen. Gy bent dood, kind. Ik kan overal, ten alle tyden zyn ende ik kan ge op zeven honderden wyzen doden, ende dat is slechts met myne bloten handen. Niet alleen zyt ik veelomvattend geoefend in den ongewapenden krygskunst, maar alsmede heb ik het voltallige arsenaal der watergeuzen ter myner beschikking ende ik zal dat benutten om uwer lamlendigen achtereinde van het vastenland te vagen, gy klynen schobbejak. Als gy had geweten wat voor eene goddelooze vergelding uw 'geestige' missive teweeg zou brengen, had ge misschien op uwen tong gebeten. Maar dat kon ge niet. Gy deed het niet ende nu zult ge de tol betalen, gy verdomde smeerkanis. Ik zal furie over u schyten en gy zult er in verzuypen. Ge zyt dood, hoerenzeune."
the way you said "paw", "soul", and 'label" was off.
paw rhymes with saw, soul rhymes with hole, and label has a long A as in say.
Carter Jones
post italian
Gavin Sullivan
pretty much flawless. good job, mario
Jack Anderson
perfect 10/10 my anglo friend
Jonathan Martinez
are you putting on a french accent?
Evan Edwards
thanks :^)
Oliver Rivera
i literally hit post just as i heard you say merci
i'd rate it 3 michelin stars
Owen Watson
lmao looks like a retarded french accent
Camden Hall
8/10, pretty good but you need to work on the "th" sound. but you're definitely making progress, don't give up.
Jacob Thompson
Merci copain tfw when I pronounced 'hollier than thou' as 'hollier than thew' to yank gf and she told all her friends about it and they made fun of me the next time they saw me :(
E se vai all'Hotel Supramonte e guardi il cielo tu vedrai una donna in fiamme e un uomo solo e una lettera vera di notte falsa di giorno e poi scuse, accuse e scuse, senza ritorno e ora viaggi, vivi, ridi, o sei perduta col tuo ordine discreto dentro il cuore ma dove, dov'è il tuo amore... ma dove è finito il tuo amore...
Grazie al cielo ho una bocca per bere e non è facile grazie a te ho una barca da scrivere ho un treno da perdere e un invito all'Hotel Supramonte dove ho visto la neve sul tuo corpo così dolce di fame, così dolce di sete passerà anche questa stazione senza far male passerà questa pioggia sottile come passa il dolore ma dove, dov'è il tuo cuore... ma dove è finito il tuo cuore...
Jack Collins
I wish i could roll it this quickly Can't roll a "r" when after a consonant
Ian Flores
S"yesh' zhe yeshcho etikh myagkikh frantsuzskikh bulok, da vypey chayu
Eat yet these soft French rolls, but drink some tea
sounds a lot less forced overall in Italian but rolled R's are good.
David Lopez
Sorry for the heresy but vocaroo doesn't work, here's a record made without passion clyp.it/e0zs5kih
Now say this : Et Verdun, la victorieuse, Pousse un cri que portent là-bas Les échos des bords de la Meuse, Halte là ! on ne passe pas... Plus de morgue, plus d'arrogance, Fuyez barbares et laquais, C'est ici la porte de France, Et vous ne passerez jamais!
I'm native french and I was just trying to not fuck up too much. Everytime I end up sounding south american apparently. I wish I knew italian, it's a great language.
Julian Reyes
hahaha fuck you really do sound south american, especially because you said y instead of e, you should just use your french accent maybe, everyone likes it here.
Carson Hughes
I'll just leave this here: Každým dňom čoraz častejšie počuť trilkovanie vtákov pod našimi oknami. Kríky začínajú pučať, tráva sa na rôznych miestach pomaly zelenie a tí, ktorých pracovný deň končí okolo šiestej poobede, sa tešia, že už nevychádzajú do tmy. Dni sa predlžujú, noci sa krátia a dnes sa ich dĺžka na celej Zemi vyrovnáva.
Vo glubine sibirskikh rud Khranite gordoye terpen'ye, Ne propadet vash skorbnyy trud I dum vysokoye stremlen'ye.
Neschast'yu vernaya sestra, Nadezhda v mrachnom podzemel'ye Razbudit bodrost' i vesel'ye, Pridet zhelannaya pora
Deep in Siberia's mines, let naught Subdue your proud and patient spirit. Your crushing toil and lofty thought Shall not be wasted - do not fear it.
Misfortune's sister, hope sublime, From sombre dungeon pain will banish; Joy will awake and sorrow vanish... 'Twill come, the promised, longed-for time;
Sebastian Richardson
It would have been really pretty dope if you had looked up ž, c, ch, š and ť.
ž as in *je* t'aime, ť kind of like pe*ti*te and c is simply ts.
Zachary Hall
Hold on, I'll find you something.
Michael Allen
>Selon le département de la Défense, moins d'un tiers des jeunes Américains sont aptes à s'engager dans l'armée. Les deux tiers restants ne rempliraient pas les conditions nécessaires ou rateraient les tests d'entrée s'ils les passaient. >Parmi les 34 millions d'Américains et Américaines entre 17 et 24 ans, seuls 29% sont aptes, selon les estimations du Pentagone rapportées par The Wall Street Journal (WSJ). En cause? L'obésité, le manque de diplômes, des condamnations en justice, ou même les tatouages et "écarteurs" d'oreille. >Seuls 1% des jeunes Américains "remplissent les critères et sont à la fois enclins" à s'engager dans l'armée, estime le major-général Allen W. Batschelet, en charge du recrutement de l'armée américaine.
