G'morning b

g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Why bother?

why bother indeed.

Too much effort

why wont you?

Because it's too expensive. Getting rid of my body legally would cost someone a lot of money. And I feel bad doing that to someone.

Idk man life's a roller coaster.

I'm drowning in all my school work, I'm working myself to death to pay the bills to go to school, and I just can barely motivate myself to move sometimes.

But at the same time I have a 4.0, I'm bring being nationally recognized in my field, and I've slept with four if my ex girlfriends in the last 3 days.

i want to kill myself but im too much of a beta to

>not today
>the day isn't over yet
>I have a to do list
Let's see if I get that far.

I have the best gf in the world

Maybe, maybe not we"ll see

don't feel like it.
good idea, and good dubs.
congrats man. and good luck.
or ur an alpha of life.
congrats on that.
hope not.

I'm young, I have a successful career making 6 figures, a beautiful wife, a nice house, a few motorcycles, lots of friends, a handsome, well trained dog and a great body.

Because I just got into the office and there's a shit ton of checks from my clients sitting here waiting to be deposited. Fuck yeah. Payroll is in a couple days... and that hurts being an employer... but I'm already way up for the month. Feels good mang.

congrats on those things.
congrats on the money.

Who said I won't?

Gotta get Whitney's autograph first

me and your conscious.

Because I have an exam

Because my parents are still alive.

g'luck. hope u ace it.